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Just Plain Bill
My best friend id gay.
Posted:Dec 11, 2010 11:47 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:16 pm
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Doesn't he look "just fabulous"?
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Affairlook helped bring us together. Affairlook helped tear us asunder.
Posted:Oct 22, 2010 2:23 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2010 9:20 pm
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_____The women in My House are but shadows to me now. They are already gone.

My Bonnie Wife...I thank you for the love and happiness that you did bring to my life; though you choose to bestow your love elsewhere now. I wish you many blessings and much happiness, as you continue on your path, without me.

I have said before "Take a chance".

I have been told that everything that has occurred in our lives, makes us who we are today and that we should be grateful for those occurrences.

I am still learning.

To the husbands and fiance' of the women I have dated, while they were supposed to be faithful to you.

I ask that you accept my humble apology.

I was a fool...concerned only with my own pleasures.
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THe couch is all mine!
Posted:May 26, 2010 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2010 9:00 am
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When I was single; I took walking around My House with no clothes on for granted. The same was true, when My Bonnie Girl moved in with me...and when she became my Bonnie Wife. Three days after we were married, Bonnie's 15 year old moved in. A few months after that, her 20 year old moved in. With two Stepdaughters in Our House, I had to start wearing clothes.
That is; I had to start wearing clothes when the Stepdaughters are around. I have still been able to be naked in Our Home...as long as I'm the only one awake; downstairs. That worked out fine, until the other night, when the 15 year old, who was supposed to be sleeping, came downstairs to get her phone charger. I was under a blanket, so it was cool. I scooted the couch forward, but rather than her walking behind the couch and grabbing the charger herself, she just stood there, expecting me to do it for her. It would have been fine, but I couldn't reach it without getting up and I wasn't getting up, because under the blanket I was naked. You know how sometimes you say the wrong thing? Well. Rather than telling her to get it herself, I told her I couldn't get it, because I was naked. She got it herself and went upstairs in a huff.
Today eldest asked the youngest why she wasn't sitting on the couch and I explained it to her. You see. It seems I have Ass Cooties. It was kinda funny...seeing both Stepdaughters watching a movie tonight...each one of them in a chair on either side of the couch.
The couch is mine. All mine. Actually, I guess not. I'm pretty sure My Bonnie Wife will still sit on it.
I don't know what the girls do when they go to the bathroom. My naked ass touches the toilet seat too. I guess they either "hover", or put toilet paper on it. I refuse to cut a hole in my pants to take a shit.
By the way. I have now sat my naked behind on every piece of furniture in the living room. I'm just not telling the girls.
I wonder...If My Bonnie Wife and I told the Stepdaughters that we used to have sex in each of the beds that they both sleep in...would they start sleeping on the floor? (One of the beds was Bonnie's and one of them was mine.)
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I have a Question for career development folks.
Posted:Apr 16, 2010 12:01 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2010 9:10 pm
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How do you make shit smell like roses.

The claimant was discharged by BLA_K H_RSE CARRIERS INC. on 01/12/2010. The employer
discharged the claimant because he/she was not able to perform the required work. An individual
discharged for this reason may be found at fault and, therefore, discharged for just cause if each of the
following conditions has been met: 1. The individual did not perform the required work; 2. The
employer made known its expectations of the individual at the time of hire; 3. The expectations were
reasonable; and 4. The requirements of the job did not change since the date of hire for that particular
position. In this specific case, evidence has not been submitted to establish that the claimant did not
perform the required work. Ohio's legal standard that determines if a discharge is without just cause is
whether the claimant's acts, omissions, or course of conduct were such that an ordinary person would
find the discharge not justifiable. After a review of the facts, this agency finds that the claimant was
discharged without just cause under Section 4141.29(D)(2)(a) of the Ohio Revised Code.

On the positive side: at least am able to collect unemployment. On the negative side Bla_k H_rse is in a position to frak me on job reference checks, if they want to.
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I've been having nightmares about Zombies.
Posted:Mar 26, 2010 8:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2010 8:13 am
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I hope it's just me. I haven't been killed yet. Just a whole lot of fighting and running. It's a little unsettling.
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A question for successful Multi Level Marketers.
Posted:Feb 1, 2010 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2010 4:14 am
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_____I have joined a MLM company. (Yes. Another one.) I know that many fail. I have before. I blame no one but myself. Those who succeed in MLM do what the failures won't do. I want to try again.
Here's the question (to anyone who has suceeded in MLM)How have you done it? I would especially like to here from successes, who did not have a "warm market", or who's "warm market" ran the other way when they saw you coming?
Has cold calling worked for anyone? I'm at the point that, I think I need to start cold calling. I just keep talking myself out of it, because I don't want the rejection. I know, success is usually preceded by failure. Every MLM company has a product. When it comes down to it, there must be some universal tools that will work for everyone.
I'm an alcoholic. Been sober 24 years. If I treated my sobriety, the way I'm treating my "business"...I would never have stayed sober. My sponsor used to say to me "Do what I tell you to do and prove to me that it doesn't work." Funny thing is, AA has been helping those who want to get sober and stay sober, for a lot of years...by using duplicatable tools.
Any ideas? (besides a swift kick in the pants.)
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Cell phone scoundrels
Posted:Jan 20, 2010 7:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2010 10:36 pm
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I've been looking into switching cell phone companies. One of my first steps was to determine the cost of an Early Termination Fee. I called my cell phone company: the name begins with a "V". I was told, that, "because you are still under contract, the Early Termination Fee is $200.00 per line. Funny. The contract says "If you cancel a line of Service, or if we cancel it for good cause, during its contract term, you'll have to pay an early termination Fee. If your contract term results from your purchase of an advanced device after November 14, 2009, your early termination Fee will be $350 minus $10 for each full month of your contract term that you complete. (For a complete list of advanced devices, check verizon wireless dot com / advanceddevices.) Otherwise, your early termination Fee will be $175 minus $5 for each full month of your contract term that you complete. Cancellations will become effective on the last day of that month's billing cycle".
When I referred the Good Folks at "V" to the contract, the response was, "Since you were an All tel customer, you are bound by that contract." When I went to a "V" store and asked for a copy of the All tel contract...guess what? They can't find an All tel contract.
So. I filed a complaint with the FCC. (There is already an FCC complaint because "V" doubled the Early Termination Fee for Smart Phones. Forget that there is a contract. We'll just double it, because we can.) I also listed a complaint with the Ohio Attorney General and sent "V" an Email and told them I would tell everyone I could think of, about the shit they are pulling.
Done.
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Do my clothes make me look fat?
Posted:Jan 18, 2010 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2010 4:17 pm
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_____Actually...no. I look fat, because I am fat. I tried wearing skinny clothes to make me look skinny, but none of them would fit.
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The dirty deed is done. (I'm married)
Posted:Nov 8, 2009 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2010 7:07 pm
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_____My left hand feels so heavy. (Seriously, though...it's kinda nice.)
_____We used Queen's: Another One Bites The Dust as our recessional music.
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Did ya' here the one about the anti-social ghost?
Posted:Nov 2, 2009 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2010 10:05 pm
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_____He wouldn't even say "Boo" to you.
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Where are my glasses?
Posted:Oct 28, 2009 10:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2009 5:07 pm
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_____Could this be real? (Naw!)
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Pope Benedict XVI canonized five new saints.
Posted:Oct 12, 2009 11:30 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2010 10:05 pm
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_____President Barack Obama was not on the list.
_____You have to actually do something to be a saint.

_____The same rules do not apply to The Nobel Peace Prize.
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Holy Cow !
Posted:Oct 9, 2009 10:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2009 5:56 am
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_____It's going to cost me more for the cab ride from the Bensalem, Pa. Hampton to the Philadelphia, Pa. 30TH Street Amtrak station; than it cost for the entire train ride from Philadelphia to Cleveland.
I don't even want to think how much it's going to cost to get from the Cleveland Amtrak station home.
To bad I don't know the Philadelphia area public transportation system. I think that would be $6.00...tops.
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