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What have adult movies taught us?  

andyhulluk 55M
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3/2/2017 11:44 am
What have adult movies taught us?

To some they are a guilt pleasure to others they should be banned. But most of us at some point watch a porn film but what have these movies taught us

1)…All teenage boys live next door to a milf
2)…Men don’t wear underpants
3)…Women are suddenly hot if they take off their glasses and let down their hair
4)…If you’re wealthy enough to afford servants they will be doing your wife
5)…All sex is accompanied by a 20 minute<b> guitar </font></b>solo
6)…Woman need to be reminded to suck when giving a blow job
7)…After a MMF threesome men must high five each other
…All 18 year old schoolgirls are either failing class or are in detention
9)…Condoms don’t exist
10)..Women always wear stockings and suspenders
11)..Oral sex will get you off a speeding ticket
12)..Plumbers come with ½ hour of been called out
13)..Nowhere is too uncomfortable for sex
14)..If you catch your wife and her best friend having sex they’ll let you join in
15)..The best way to get a promotion is to do the boss
16)..All virgins are experts when it comes to having sex
17)..No matter how ill or badly hurt you are you’ll get laid in hospital
1..Woman wears high heels in bed
19)..Men can get hard instantly and go for hours
20)..Everybody cums at the same time

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