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Polite respect is not the same as being boring
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Posted:Mar 29, 2017 12:00 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 6:38 pm
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“Hi there, how are things with you”
Judging from the many comments I have read in blogs and profiles this introduction and many similar to it are one of the biggest complaints the ladies of this site seem to have and I can understand their frustration.
With the men on this site vastly outnumbering the woman, who wants to come on line and find 100’s of messages in their in box all saying the same thing. Only to receive 100’s more the second you appear in the search bar as active.
But while not wishing to sound boring how do you come across as being polite and respectful to somebody you’re contacting for the first time. Which is what the majority of men want to do. Yes this is an adult dating site and most the members are after the same thing. But it doesn’t mean that the men on here are not respectful of the ladies here. While there are a few who think that an opening line of “Free for a fuck” and the like will get them somewhere the overriding majority of men don’t think like that. We wouldn’t say that to a woman’s face in a bar without expecting a slap in the face, so why do it on line. (And on a personal note can any lady tell me if the blunt approach as ever worked)
So the respectful polite but all be it boring approach is the default setting for the majority of men. While it won’t stand out in a busy inbox like a snappy one liner does. It’s the best that the majority of normal decent respectful men can do.
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Putting a smile on your face
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Posted:Mar 28, 2017 12:41 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 6:38 pm
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Hope this makes you smile
The Pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd!
The Pope leans towards Trump and says "do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy?. This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice! Not only that the rest of the world will remember were they were when it happens "
Trump replied "I seriously doubt that! You may be the Pope but you don't have that sort of power and certainly not with one little wave of your hand"
The Pope just looks as Trump and smiles
"Ok" Said Trump "Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
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What have chick flicks taught us
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Posted:Mar 6, 2017 3:36 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 6:38 pm
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Ladies love them, while most men hate them and only watch them under sufferance but what have chick flicks taught us
1)…There is always parking spaces outside the main entrance of international airports
2)…If you’re single your mother will call every night even if you’re in your 30’s
3)…The person you hate the most is the one you’ll end up marrying
4)…Your best friend’s life is perfect
5)…All hookers have a heart of gold
6)…Single men are all divorce having married while in collage
7)…Everybody’s in a job they hate
 …If you wake up next to a man with a hangover you won’t have had sex
9)…Taking you glasses off and letting your hair down make you hot
10)..If you’re single you must be a workaholic
11)..The person you looking for is right under your nose
12)..A tube of ice cream always makes everything better
13)..When it comes to true love officials are happy to look the other way
14)..If you’re mean and nasty you’ll get your comeuppance
15)..The book is always better than the film
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What have adult movies taught us?
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Posted:Mar 2, 2017 11:44 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 6:38 pm
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To some they are a guilt pleasure to others they should be banned. But most of us at some point watch a porn film but what have these movies taught us
1)…All teenage boys live next door to a milf
2)…Men don’t wear underpants
3)…Women are suddenly hot if they take off their glasses and let down their hair
4)…If you’re wealthy enough to afford servants they will be doing your wife
5)…All sex is accompanied by a 20 minute guitar solo
6)…Woman need to be reminded to suck when giving a blow job
7)…After a MMF threesome men must high five each other
…All 18 year old schoolgirls are either failing class or are in detention
9)…Condoms don’t exist
10)..Women always wear stockings and suspenders
11)..Oral sex will get you off a speeding ticket
12)..Plumbers come with ½ hour of been called out
13)..Nowhere is too uncomfortable for sex
14)..If you catch your wife and her best friend having sex they’ll let you join in
15)..The best way to get a promotion is to do the boss
16)..All virgins are experts when it comes to having sex
17)..No matter how ill or badly hurt you are you’ll get laid in hospital
1..Woman wears high heels in bed
19)..Men can get hard instantly and go for hours
20)..Everybody cums at the same time
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