We are a professional couple, discreet, intelligent(ish), good sense of humour looking for some adult fun with the right per/people. We live in Glasgow, but travel to the North East of England on a regular basis. Why not drop us an email, we will try to answer all (eventually).

My Ideal Person Looking for people with a good sense of humour and that can at least string a sentence together. We like a bit of a laugh when chatting on here as well as any sex talk, so if you take life or yourself too seriously then maybe we are not the people for you.

Looks are not the most important thing to us, although there must be some physical attraction, personality is much more important. We also like to build up a bit of a friendship first.

Just a word of warning to single guys, if you are thinking of contacting us please be prepared to talk to the male half of the couple if it is he who is online, if you can't do that then save us all a bit of time and don't bother. After all if you can't talk to him on here what would you do if we did met up, hope he just sat in the corner and said nowt, fat chance of that happening.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

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