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Introduction
Don't live by the airport, and complain about the noise.
If you correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you .
Math Formula 30(s) P=T5(m)
(translation: a 30 second phone call takes 5 minutes to text/email. )
Honestly, if we have talked before, I'd rather you tell me go to hell than ignore me lol
I wouldn't belong to any club that would accept me as a member
Irony #1: Driving around the gym parking lot 3 times so you dont have to walk too far to get to your intense workout !
Irony #2. Someone that is "open-minded" with a VERY narrow age range of interest.
The good news is.. I think you are a warm wonderful incredible person , the bad news is.. I'm a terrible judge of character..
My Ideal Person looking for intelligent and good sense of humor. As far as fantasies go - I can't go into details but it involves a snorkel and maple syrup! I like a strong confident woman - you know that would put toy soldiers on my stomach and shout orders to me in German.
Even on this crazy website.. the Golden Rule should apply - please treat people the way you want to be treated.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone but "Social Networks" are a sinister conspiracy.
My Ideal Person looking for intelligent and good sense of humor. As far as fantasies go - I can't go into details but it involves a snorkel and maple syrup! I like a strong confident woman - you know that would put toy soldiers on my stomach and shout orders to me in German.
Even on this crazy website.. the Golden Rule should apply - please treat people the way you want to be treated.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone but "Social Networks" are a sinister conspiracy.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | November 29, 1958 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Prefer not to say |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Other |
Have Children: | Prefer not to say |
Want Children: | No |
Speaks: | English, Sarcasm, Irony |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Hazel |
Glasses or Contacts: | Glasses |