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15 Laws For Women To Live By
Bit of light hearted banter here. But guess if you ladies dig deep enough, some home truths as well. Oh well... suppose we are good for mowing lawns, carrying groceries and stuff like that.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. |
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"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." Cher.
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.." | ||
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The difference between men and women: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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