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Hammer or nail?
Posted:Sep 3, 2015 8:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2015 4:02 pm
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I have seen a couple movies lately where it was stated people are either hammers of nails. Do you agree with that? What are you? A hammer? A nail? something else?
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Elevator sex with a surprise at the end
Posted:Sep 2, 2015 7:39 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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Had an email several months ago from a girl I had not heard from in six years. She told me she is now working for Delta and it has been too long since she has been to Seattle. The last time she was in Seattle I got a hotel room for her and we fucked a few times the first day. I went home that first night and the next day we were going to have lunch at the restaurant at the top of the hotel. She met me in the lobby, was rubbing up against me getting me turned on and even before the elevator doors closed we were locked in a passionate kiss. I did not notice until I felt her hand on my hard cock, but she had unzipped my pants and pulled it out. She threw her leg up and pulled me into her. She must have been planning this because she was soaking wet, far more juice than would have been if it had been spur of the moment. We were fucking right there and we were at the 20th floor before I realized the elevator was going to stop at the restaurant and we would be completely visible to the restaurant personnel when the doors opened. We were already at floor 23; the restaurant was floor 25; she was pumping my cock and I could not stop. I reached out and hit 24 and the elevator almost immediately stopped. I held the open door button with my one hand until both of us exploded. Even as that happened, the alarm button went off. She slid off my cock, asked me for my hand kerchief. I handed it to her, and she stuffed it between her legs and smiled at me. I checked the hall on 24; no one. I let go the button; the doors closed and a moment later we were on floor 25. She immediately asked the maitre d' where the bathroom was and trotted off behind him. She had a broad smile; so did I. "How has your morning been?" the waitress asked as she led me to a table. "I had a hard time for a while, but everything came out in the end," I told her and could hardly suppress my smile. If only she knew how true that was.
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So how many guys pretend to be single but are married?
Posted:Aug 31, 2015 11:19 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2015 8:58 am
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Studies show that over 40% of men on singles dating sites are actually married and just claim to be single. Do you find that surprising?

Not only that, most men claim they are taller than they actually are. The exaggerate the size of their penis. They claim to make more money than they actually make. They often lie about what their job is. Quite a few have only one asset, and that is their car. They actually owe more to the bank than the car is worth.

Do you find all that surprising? What happens when women meet these guys?
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The Penis Study
Posted:Aug 28, 2015 10:21 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2015 12:34 pm
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The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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A fun time with a very pretty girl.
Posted:Aug 26, 2015 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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This is the original meeting: I got a hotel room and took my potential new sugar there. She wanted to break up with her boyfriend but that meant looking for a new place, and I was going to be giving her an allowance. We started with some very heavy passionate French kissing hands roaming.. she has a sweet ass.. my hands inside her pants massaging her ass... tongues engaged.. noticed she had a tongue ring.. my tongue playing with the tongue ring bodies pulsing against each other.. she is straddling me as I sit on the bed.. my hands massaging her ass and up and down her back.. up under her shirt and undoing her bra . she is sitting on my cock and gyrating .. I am cupping her tit and twisting her nipple... all the time passionately kissing, panting.. I reach up and loosen my tie .. and she undoes it.. I am taking off my cuff links, slipping my suspenders off my shoulders.. and we are still locked mouth to mouth in deep kiss... she unbuttoned my shirt and soon it is off ... we break the kiss for her to pull her shirt off leaving both of us without tops.. and we are locked again in a keep kiss.. tongues pressing one against the other.. playing with the tongue ring with my tongue and around her teeth... I roll backward so she is lying on top of me.. my one hand down her pants on her ass.. my other hand caressing her breast and once in while twisting the nipple... she is rocking on me and on top of my pounding member... finally I push back up and undo her pants button and unzip her pants..
and then my own.. which are soon lying on the floor.. hers are too.. as she again straddles me.. my cock slides in as she comes down on me and we are moving thrusting.. kissing, hands over ass, boobs, stomach.. i am nibbling on her nipple and then kissing again.. she asks what I want to do.. I roll to one side and begin to move down on her.. until my head is between her legs.. She tells me I am good.. she tells me I am good kisser.. I am good eating her .. she doesn't cum ... but I am on top thrusting my cock in and out of her pussy.. kissing and fondling.. thrusting ramming deep and harder
and I have to stop or I will cum.. so I roll to the side .. and she is on top and moving on my rock hard log and kissing and kissing, and fondling her breast.. and she keeps telling me I am sexy.. she keeps asking me how is she.. we kept at it for almost two hours.. Once she started cumming, she came again and again. I held back cumming for over an hour.. but even after cumming, I remained hard and we kept fucking and sucking and eating and kissing for another hour.. this is graphic, but I cannot really grab how sexually charged it was.. I have not stayed that hard for so long in several decades.. and she was very wet and lubricated for the whole two hours.. many women dry out and there has to be a cooling down time before we start again.. in Tbilisi I am noted for going four hours, there are times when I am soft and it takes time for me to recharge..I was hard the whole time.

That was a couple years ago. She wanted to split with her b/f and I was going to underwrite the cost of a new apartment. A few days after we met she called to say she was 5 weeks pregnant. She wanted to abort; boyfriend wanted to keep. She ended up keeping the baby and staying with b/f-- but they eventually split anyway. Well I recently add a social site (face book, you can find her there as one of my friends) and she added me as a friend. I had written up our sexcapade and she read it just after it happened but i sent it again. This is what she wrote back to me:

Exactly as I remember it. With each line that I read, I could feel myself getting more wet. I wanna wrap my hands around your hard cock and stroke it, kiss it, and lick it up and down. I remember first seeing it and wondering if I would be able to handle something that big. I enjoyed every second that you were inside of me. Thinking of the way you grabbed my ass and played with my breasts makes me horny and too wet. What should I do with myself?

She contacted me a couple years ago and suggested we spend an afternoon or two or more together. We have had several interludes over that year since she came back to Seattle and the meetings grew more frequent. In fact, they became weekly get-togethers. Or at least they were. She said at one time if I was not married, she would marry me. Then the following spring she began to say she wanted to get married. We felt we needed to part. She found a guy she was serious about. When that relationship came apart she contacted me and we were seeing each other again. A couple times she gets into serious relationships; deletes me as a facebook friend and quits seeing me. Then one day she contacts me on facebook, adds me back as a friend and we start up again – until the next guy comes along. I want her to find a guy who will love and cherish her. Until she finds that guy, we will continue to fuck. It has now been almost 8 years on and off.
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What we learned from Ashley Madison
Posted:Aug 25, 2015 3:49 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2015 8:46 am
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According to the stats - 28 million men signed up for the site and 5 million women. That means about 1 out of every three men signed up. Many if not most are married. Could be over 1/2 of married men are looking for something on the side? The average age of married men was 41. Empty nesters?

Other stats show that on single dating sites, 40% of the men who sign up are married, even though they say they are single. Do you find those numbers interesting?

Also interesting is that less than 10% of women are looking for a play time. The average age is 34. Does sex life decline after the first ?
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These are for those who really want to do great things
Posted:Aug 15, 2015 2:47 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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These are a good guide:
Peter’s Laws™ The Creed of the Persistent and Passionate Mind 1. If anything can go wrong, fix it! (To hell with Murphy!) 2. When given a choice—take both! 3. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes. 4. Start at the top, then work your way up. 5. Do it by the book . . . but be the author! 6. When forced to compromise, ask for more. 7. If you can’t win, change the rules. 8. If you can’t change the rules, then ignore them. 9. Perfection is not optional. 10. When faced without a challenge—make one. 11. No simply means begin one level higher. 12. Don’t walk when you can run. 13. When in doubt: THINK! 14. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 15. The squeaky wheel gets replaced. 16. The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. 17. The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself! 18. The ratio of something to nothing is infinite. 19. You get what you incentivize. 20. If you think it is impossible, then it is for you. 21. An expert is someone who can tell you exactly how something can’t be done. 22. The day before something is a breakthrough, it’s a crazy idea. 23. If it was easy, it would have been done already. 24. Without a target you’ll miss it every time. 25. Fail early, fail often, fail forward! 26. If you can’t measure it, you can’t improve it. 27. The world’s most precious resource is the persistent and passionate human mind. 28. Bureaucracy is an obstacle to be conquered with persistence, confidence, and a bulldozer when necessary.

From Bold: How to Go Big, Create Wealth and Impact the World (Peter H. Diamandis and Steven Kotler)
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For women with ambition and goals
Posted:Aug 10, 2015 5:47 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2015 4:31 pm
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60 minutes did a segment on Anna Wintour. There were some interesting things they left out. Wintour (born November 3, 1949) is probably the most powerful person in the world of fashion. She is the British-born editor-in-chief of Vogue Magazine. With her trademark pageboy bob haircut and sunglasses, Wintour has become an institution throughout the fashion world, widely praised for her eye for fashion trends and her support for younger designers. Her reportedly aloof and demanding personality has earned her the nickname "Nuclear Wintour".

A former personal assistant, Lauren Weisberger, wrote the 2003 best selling book: “ The Devil Wears Prada,” later made into a successful film starring Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly, a fashion editor widely believed to be based on Wintour. Have you seen it? I have not.

What wasn't said: At the age of 15 she began dating well-connected older men. In her later teens, she and gossip columnist Nigel Dempster became a fixture on the London club circuit.

Then there is the late Helen Gurly Brown, long-time editor of Cosmopolitan Magazine and one of the most powerful women in publishing while she was alive. Brown herself wrote a book called "Sex and the Single Girl" in which she stated" "If you're not a sex object, you're in trouble."

Brown was one sexy woman! She was the bad girl who went everywhere she wanted. She did like the married guys. She died in her late 80s and Brown led quite the life.

One of my favorite lines from “The Producers” the musical is this: “It is not who you know, but who you fuck.” Wintour and Brown are just two examples who validate that. I look at the profiles of girls and they will pick the good looking guys or the young guys or the black guys. Wintour and Brown understood how to use their looks, their bodies and their brains in addition to their ambition to rise to positions of great power.

I sometimes see profiles or talk to women on this site and other sites who want to be famous, or rich or powerful. But then they pick losers or mediocre guys to fuck. They pass over the well connected and the wealthy and powerful.

I also see women who say they are ambitious and have goals but then they fuck around with losers who will get them nowhere. They could really help themselves if they put some thought into who they were fucking.

Just my thoughts. Yours?
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Sex in Iran
Posted:Aug 7, 2015 8:52 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2015 8:41 am
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Now there is the big argument over the nuclear agreement it reminded me of an article from The Economist in August last year:

"An official report has documented the nation’s worst-kept secret: sex of every kind is taking place outside the marital bed in the Islamic Republic. Something, in the ruling ayatollahs’ view, must be done. An 82-page document recently issued by Iran’s parliamentary research department is stark in its findings. Not only are young adults sexually active, with 80% of unmarried females having boyfriends, but secondary-school pupils are, too. Illicit unions are not just between girls and boys; 17% of the 142,000 students who were surveyed said that they were homosexual."

So how are the top officials going to stop this? They are not. This is their solution:

"Their suggestion for stopping unsanctioned sex is remarkably liberal. Instead of seeking to cool the loins of the youngsters altogether, they should be allowed publicly to register their union by using sigheh, an ancient practice in Shia Islam that lets people marry temporarily. A legal but loose and much-deprecated arrangement, which can last from a few hours to decades, sigheh is often viewed as a cover for promiscuity or . Clerics themselves have long been suspected of being among its biggest beneficiaries, sometimes when they are on extended holy retreats in ancient religious cities such as Qom."

In other words, "Let's get married for the weekend." is literally true. We will fuck the weekend away and then be unmarried on Monday.

What are your thoughts?
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What do you think of this?
Posted:Aug 5, 2015 8:26 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2015 8:49 am
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What do you think of this from The Economist October 4, 2014:

JANE AUSTEN’S characters took it for granted that men with money made more eligible mates. “A man like that is hard to find, but I can’t get him off my mind,” lamented the female vocalists of ABBA. A new study from the Pew Research Centre, a think-tank, finds that little has changed. Fully 78% of American women who have never been married say it is “very important” that their future spouse has a “steady job”. By comparison, only 46% of men mind much what their future spouse does for a living.

In 1960 young, never-married women were spoilt for choice. For every 100 of them aged 25-34, there were 139 young, never-married men with jobs vying for their attention. In 2012 there were just 91. For some groups, the gap is much bigger. Young never-married black women outnumber young never-married black men with jobs by a startling two-to-one (see chart). This helps explain why although African-Americans are more likely than other races to say they value marriage, only 26% of black women are actually married, compared with 51% of whites.
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VCurious boy
Posted:Aug 3, 2015 8:16 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her ...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"
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Whatever Happened to Napolean's Penis?
Posted:Jul 27, 2015 8:21 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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Do you remember ever asking did Napolean pull his Bonaparte?

Well, according to the most recent Barron's Magazine, "...Napoleon’s penis was removed during an autopsy and eventually bought in 1977 by New Jersey urologist John Lattimer. His now owns it, but so far she has refused to sell."

Brings to mind the joke that he was playing with himself when he had his hand inside his jacket? If so he might have been like a lot of guys on their computers that have learned to watch porn and type with one hand.
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Very True
Posted:Jul 18, 2015 3:54 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 9:11 pm
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Mark Twain said: "I have been rich and I have been poor. It is easier to be rich." Why not enjoy some of the good life?
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