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The truth is.....
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Posted:Oct 14, 2010 2:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2010 5:25 pm
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I've been getting a few e-mail lately that say "thanks for checking out my profile". Or "you don't return my e-mail please stop looking at my profile if your not interested".
The truth is I never did, and besides if you don't want women looking at your profile why are you here?? When I am on this sight I am usually reading blogs and getting a good laugh. I don't spend my time sorting through cock pictures. As nice as that sounds.
If a nice profile picture catches my eye I may check out the odd one. However the only men I have met off this sight have had no profile picture to begin with. Personality is what gets me.
Not that I don't enjoy a nice looking handsome man to go with that personality 
I guess our friends at passion feel this is a way to keep the men coming back. How thoughtful of them.
The truth is don't believe everything you see......I know I don't!
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the results of lack of sleep for days nothing to do at 3:30 am.
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Posted:Oct 12, 2010 1:32 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2010 2:31 pm
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Ever have a night you just can not sleep.
So you start counting sheep.
I get them more and more,
It's becoming a bore.......
I sit here and listen to the rest of the house snore.
Ever have a night you just could not sleep.
you watch as the numbers on the clock creep.
If you fall asleep now you'll get 3 hrs sleep.
if you fall asleep now you'll get 2 hrs sleep.
Ever have a night you wish you could get 5 hrs or more
You think and you think and you think think think think.
even your poem is starting to stink.
oh what a bore.....
The answer is simple
you need sex a whole lot more........
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a Thanksgiving joke
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Posted:Oct 9, 2010 11:39 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2010 6:11 pm
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What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!
come on laugh it's so stupid it's funny......ok maybe just to me at least I am no blueberry.
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Home for the holidays.......
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Posted:Oct 9, 2010 2:12 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2010 11:47 pm
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I suggest watching the movie on this extra long holiday weekend. Especially if you have to spend it with family. We all have the one who makes us laugh and the one who drives us crazy.
I am up in anticipation of the one who makes me laugh, especially since the one who drives me crazy has worked their magic. Probably why I can't sleep.
I dread these weekends, the crowded house the loudness, crazy old people and not a single moment alone except at 3 in the morning. Any moment now the old people will awake for breakfast yikes!
That's ok I have a fishing date at 4 30 with the one who makes me laugh. No doubt my sides will be soar from laughter by 4:45. Every year I think we'll out grow the childish behaviour and finally grow up........we never do.
Funny how some people can drive you crazy and some make you laugh with no effort!
I am thankful for that.
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The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
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Posted:Sep 12, 2010 6:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2010 9:22 am
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Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it ?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it in a pile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
Answer these, and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.
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Penal code.
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Posted:Sep 9, 2010 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2010 6:59 am
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In Winnipeg it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up. (no.....it's true!)
Yet my neighbour has no problem standing in his front window naked masturbating every morning. At first I thought he just had his shirt off and was occupied by something.....after a few days I came to realize what he was doing. I go out every morning to get my Tims coffee between 5:30/5:45 and every morning as I pull onto the street he's there in the corner of the window cock in hand. I am not bothered or offended it he's kinda attractive so can just let this one slide. Besides I kinda like getting my caffeine and cock fix first thing in the morning. Laws were meant to be broken right.
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question.
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Posted:Sep 8, 2010 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2010 1:09 pm
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?
Wait for it!
A Seat Belt!
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