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When a woman says shes bi, how many of them enjoy the fantasy in their head but would never make it a reality, how many are truly bi and have fulfilled it?
I've been bi since i was 18 and in those days there was no inter net to find like minded people, so i was pleased when i discovered Affairlook, thinking that i would discover a woman to explore this side of me. Two years later and after chatting to about 18 women still nothing, in the beginning yes they are all interested and want to meet but when it comes time to do it they get cold feet.
I have had two experiences with women but as part of a threesome with a man present too, so i know whats what and have actually experienced all that a woman has to offer, after all, a woman knows what a woman wants.
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Rude xmas song version of band aids classic track
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Posted:Dec 11, 2008 12:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2009 4:26 pm
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Sung as if its a man telling the story, to the tune of "Do They Know Its Christmas Time"
Its Christmas time, and i could do with a lay
Its christmas time, oh i guess i'll have to pay
And a blow job is twenty, still it will spread a smile of joy
Wrap your lips around this cock at Christmas time
You say your prayers, pray that im gonna cum
Its Christmas time, im hard, being sucked and im having fun
Wish i could shag u up against the window
So everyone could see and hear
Let everyone hear you moaning
And hear you shout out " Oh god yeah"
And my christmas balls are jingling
Your moans filling up the room
Hell i wish my cock was pumping inside of you
I bet i could keep going for a long long time
The best gift i can give you is my cum inside
My cock it grows and grows, dont matter in which hole it goes
Do you know theres such an aching in my balls
Inside you would be such alot of fun
But sex with you is gonna cost a ton
Gotta make do with a christmas suck and thats all!!!!
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Why do men want a woman to swallow their cum?
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Posted:Dec 2, 2008 1:29 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 4:35 pm
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Is it some kind of power trip? Does it save on cleaning up? Surely its the man who needs the zinc, as when a man ejaculates he loses 5mg of zinc?
Would a man treat a woman who swallows differently to one who doesnt?
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Why do men want a woman to swallow their cum?
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Posted:Dec 2, 2008 1:15 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 4:35 pm
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Is it some kind of power trip? Does it save on cleaning up? Surely its the man who needs the zinc, as when a man ejaculates he loses 5mg of zinc?
Would a man treat a woman who swallows differently to one who doesnt?
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Ever used poppers during sex???
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Posted:Nov 20, 2008 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2008 1:09 pm
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Have you? If so what does it do, is it a mind altering thing or does it increase sensitivity? is it for men only to use or what effect does it have on the woman?
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Men, ever had...................................................
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Posted:Sep 30, 2008 2:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2009 4:28 pm
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............your prostate massaged while being sucked?
If so how does the orgasm differ from a normal one?
Why do men think that a finger in the ass automatically means they are gay? Are they missing out on an orgasm thats 30 times more intense than a normal one??
Women,if your men wanted it done would you do it?
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Sexy or Slutty, whats the difference?
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Posted:Sep 26, 2008 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 3:07 am
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Is there a fine line between the two or are they worlds apart in terms of definition? Is one blatant and the other subtle?
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Do Men Spit or Swallow.....................................................
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Posted:Sep 24, 2008 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2008 1:29 pm
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.................their own cum, say swapping it from a womans mouth to theirs after he has ejaculated into it?? Or licked his cum off her body?
I have asked a few men and some say no, but expect the woman to swallow it all, I mean whats the problem men, if its good enough for the woman, its good enough for you, right? You know where its come from and its fresh, so why on earth not??
Is it some form of domination that the woman swallows what you have given her? Or is a more intimate sexual act?
To quote Bono from U2 on his song he sang " you can swallow or you can spit, you can throw it up or choke on it"
What do you think?
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Why are some women offended by the "C" word?
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Posted:Sep 24, 2008 8:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2009 4:29 pm
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I dont get it, why do some women hate the c word so much, so much they wont even type it referring to it as the c word? The word im referring to is cunt, I dont find it offensive or degrading, in fact i find slag or slapper more offensive, and why is it bleeped out of some shows on the telly, yet fuck is unbeeped?
Can anyone shed some light on this?
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Re-Written Version of Rehab
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 8:44 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2008 4:41 pm
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Amy Whine-arse wrote the song but it needs updating, so here goes, sung as if shes telling the story
CHORUS
They slung my skinny ass in rehab,
Didnt wanna go go go
Caught me on crack
Booze charlie and smack
Oh no no no
I didnt commit no crime
But I was snorting cocaine lines
My ass was slung into rehab
I didnt want to go go go
Id rather be home injecting brown
Or getting pissed out on the town
Nobody here can reach me
Dont like it when im coming down
I didnt learn anything in class
Only that track marks dont show on my ass
CHORUS
They said they are glad I am here
Only doing it because they care
Im gonna, i'm gonna lose my dealers
So i'll pretend to kick the habit here
The guy he things im depressed
You would be if you saw me undressed
CHORUS
I cant wait to score again
And find an used new vein
I'm so messed up in my head
They tell me im gonna wind up dead
I dont have any pride
Just want the drugs deep inside
CHORUS
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Yet Another Song Tuned Into A Rude One
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Posted:Mar 27, 2008 7:39 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 4:35 pm
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This song is sung to the tune of Rockstar by Nickelback and is called Pornstar xx
I'm tired of standing in line in the old dole queue
Theres never any jobs here i want to do
But theres one i know id like, if it was offered to me
I'd be up early every morning and turn up everyday
I'd do for the pleasure and for the pay,
Having lots of fun and getting plenty of pussy
Be in plenty of movies and get so rich
Its so easy, theres gonna be no hitch
Bulk buy viagra, so i can get it cheap
Yes i just wanna be a big porn star
Shagging endless women near and far
I'll be a pussy magnet, have them flocking to me
I'll never be broke, and never have to worry
Shag them all over the world
Wall to wall pussy from those pretty girls
Who are glad to climb onto me
Cos thats the place they wanna be
Hey hey i wanna be a pornstar
Dont need to go to college to show me how to do it
Put a woman on her back and tell me to go screw it
Instructions like that are pretty easy enough for me
Shaven ravers, milfs with bit tits
Gonna have a taste of every single bit
And i'll keep going on my cock will stay stiff for me
So many different girls and things to do
One on one is good but better with two,
Or add another one to make it up to three
Plenty of pussy and tits in my face
Dressed up in satin and see thru lace
Life is just gonna be one big party
Id be happy to go do my work
Never be alone sitting having a jerk
There'd be a pussy attached to my cock permanently
Women will be throwing themslves at my feet
Wanting to have a piece of my meat
Using me to get into the movie game
To make them famous and to make their name
Hey hey lets go and be a pornstar
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Another ordinary songturned into a rude one
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Posted:Feb 29, 2008 2:06 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2008 2:11 am
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After seeing the Crunchie ad, i got some inspiration to change the Pointer Sisters song "I'm so excited".
Tonights the night hot sex is gonna happen
Tonight your cock is gonna get a ride
Looking at your hard and stiff erection
Will keep me wet and cumming all thru the night
I want to suck you, taste you
Wrap my pussy around you
Come on and lick me then stick me
Put your cock inside my muff
Start it off real slow, until you blow
CHORUS:
You're so excited, no where to hide it?
Put it in my pussy now and just go and ride it
You're so excited, you just cant deny it
And i know, we'll go, real slow until i dont want to, i want you
We're gonna fuck all night until tomorrow
Pussy juice flowing all the time
A good time is what we will have, dont you worry
Come over here and lets have a 69
CHORUS:
Lets get excited, all the sex we've tried it
Ive cum and cum and cum and cum and hell i liked it!
Look what youve done to me, sprayed all your cum on me whoa whoa whoa yes
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Ordinary songs turned into rude ones
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Posted:Feb 6, 2008 3:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2008 5:52 am
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You know the thing, listening to a song and you change the lyrics for something dirty, so many songs so many possibilities, so I have decided to give it a go, this is my first attempt and being a huge U2 fan it may seem like sacralige (hope i spelt that right)to desecrate the song written by darling Bono, but I know he has a sense of humour, so enjoy, its a parady of Beautiful Day instead renamed "A BEAUTIFUL LAY"
You know the tune sing along, or listen to it on Youtube while following the new lyrics:
She sits in her room
Why is there no man around
All gloom and doom
She'd screw anyone in this town
She wants a fuck
And no one to ask they are all married
Is she out of luck
Can she get cock anywhere
She wants to find a friend
To fuck her at her place
Someone she can screw with
Or to sit on their face
Shes a beautiful lay
Her knickers are off and you feel like
She'd fuck you all night and day
Don't let her get away
Shes on her own
Tired of masturbation
Its in her blood
She needs a cock fed orgasm
Or you can go down
Either of them would ever do
Wants you to cum over her
And she will squirt all over you
Shes a beautiful lay
Don't let her get away
A beautiful lay, ooooooh oooooh oooooh
Fuck her, take her to that other place
Lick her good,let her squirt all on your face
See her now all naked for you
See her vagina right in front of you
Hear her screaming, she gets loud
She doesnt care,she loves sex and shes proud
Fuck her all day and all night
Fuck her till shes high as a kite
Fuck her pussy, fuck her mouth
Use your tongue when you go down south
Shes a beautiful lay
Don't let her get away
A beautiful lay.......................
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