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Welcum to the Mosh pit! While in The Pit, you will hear the metal that pumps thru my veins, it permeates this blog and is all around you. Ear plugs are provided if you choose not to hear, but I hope you will listen for the music IS the essence of me. This blog is based on my opinion and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of anyone else in this universe or any other. And I have an opinion about EVERYTHING. If you don't like it, that's too damn bad. If you do appreciate my words and my music, thank you. Feel free to leave your two cents, it is always appreciated, in my opinion! My current favorite songs:Paralyzer by Finger ElevenRock and Roll by Sebastian BachBlack #1 by Type O Negative Lie by Savage JackLove Kills by the Vinny Vincent InvasionBrutal Pla net by Alice CooperReleasing The Demons by GodsmackThe following posts were made during the scariest time of my life. I'm still terrified but thanks to God and alot of love from everyone here in Blogland, all is well and will remain so, Thanks SO MUCH to everyone!!! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!! PLEASE PRAY FOR MY LITTLE BOY The Second MRI was GOOD newsUPDATE The results of the second opinion
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Posted:Jul 16, 2008 8:46 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2008 7:57 am
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I'm getting another tattoo on Wednesday.
This one will be #7
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My next to last post......
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Posted:Jul 5, 2008 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 8:42 pm
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My last post will give you the details I promised you from my AMAZING visit with naughtyblonde78 and ohcurious14
 All is well with Lil' Metal. Thank you to each and every one of you, you can never know how much your support means to us.
You can find Mistress Metal in my outer SPACE if you care to fly....
For now, I leave you with this song.
RIDE ON by AC/DC
It's another lonely evening
And another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a woman gets me down
Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head
That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do -
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on
Ride on, standing on the edge of the road
Ride on, thumb in the air
Ride on, one of these days I'm gonna
Ride on, change my evil ways
Till then I'll just keep ridin' on
Broke another promise
And I broke another heart
But I ain't too young to realize
That I ain't too old to try
Try to get back to the start
And it's another red light nightmare
Another red light street
And I ain't too old to hurry
Cause I ain't too old to die
But I sure am hard to beat
But I'm lonely
Lord I'm lonely
What am I gonna do -
Ride on
Ride on, got myself a one-way ticket
Ride on
Ride on, going the wrong way
Ride on, gonna change my evil ways
Ride on, one of these days
One of these days
Ride on
Ride on
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on, looking for a truck
Ride on
Ride on, keep on riding
Riding on and on and on
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HERE I AM, PURPLETRASHCAN!!!
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Posted:Jun 12, 2008 6:56 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 8:41 pm
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has asked where I've been. Thanx for caring purp!
I'm flattered that at least one person cared enuff to ask! hehehehe!
Just kidding!
or am I?
That is the question 
I've been here just doing my thing. Losing weight, planting & tending to my veggie garden, we put in a huge flower bed in front of our house, looking for and finally getting a second job that I happily start tomorrow, been spending tons of time with my Lil' Metalhead (who is doing great, thankfully) and I've been preparing for two VERY special house guests who will be cumming on Sunday 
Let's make a game out of this....
Who would you guess will be my house guests?
I'll give you two hints....
#1- They are not famous celebrities
#2- They are Affairlook members
The first person to guess correctly will get a very special surprise!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Guess within the next ten minutes and you will receive a complimentary pair of used tightie whities straight out of sorceror07's laundry basket!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS!
Guess now and Mistress Metal will throw in a few brown spots for FREE!
That's a deal you can't pass up! Hurry and guess now while the flies last! Your complete satisfaction is unconditionally guaranteed or I will DOUBLE your vomit back!
Hack now!
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willhe69you2 SRIKES AGAIN!
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Posted:May 4, 2008 5:13 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2008 5:57 pm
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willhe69you2 forced me to do this!!!
He has these incredible powers of persuasion...
or is it perversion?
OR BOTH???
Type your name in my blog comments.
Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
*If you play, you MUST post this on yours. No exceptions!
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Your favorite music playing on your blog!!! Let's do this!
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Posted:May 2, 2008 6:08 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2008 5:57 pm
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The ultra cool and WAY hot blogger
Liv_Inlavalova
has by far the BEST idea I've ever seen on Affairlook!
MUSIC!
Who doesn't love music, right? The music that touches your soul speaks volumes about you. What a wonderful way to get to know somebody! And the song we choose also could be used to reflect the mood of the moment. Right now I am listening to Naughty Naughty by Danger Danger....
Can anyone guess why??????
He has started a campaign to convince Affairlook to add this feature to our blogs. We promise to purchase a paid membership when this feature is added.
Now I know this is not for everybody, so if you do not agree then do not comment on his post. But if you do agree, PLEASE fly on over to his post and show your support!!!
Here it is: [post 1320809]
Let's do this!!!!! Add a link to his post if you agree. Thanx and ROCK ON!!!!!
\m/
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Well, so much for my new job, GRRRRRRR!!!!
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Posted:May 1, 2008 7:47 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2008 5:58 pm
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As you know from my last post I was very happy and excited to be taking on this second job. It was at a new Donut shop in the next town. I was to sell the Donuts, and let me tell you that these are by far the BEST Donuts I've had in years. Home made on premises daily, and they NEVER sold a donut that was more than 12 hours old. These damn donuts could give a corpse a hard on! 
My hours were to be 4:30am to closing at 11am. Those hours fit in almost perfectly with my business and also left me plenty of time for Doctor appointments and the millions of other things I have going on.
So I was happy that this was going to work so well. Plus I need the money. I am not a rich girl. And apparently I'm not a lucky girl either! 
I got there Monday morning and began working. The owner's wife spent the day training me. I LOVED the job and totally clicked with her, she was way kewl. The customers were awesome too. And did I mention the killer fukkin donuts???
Then half way thru the day she told me that she and her hubby had been discussing running the business themselves for a while to cut down costs until it really got going. Apparently she had called my house Sunday night and told me all that on my answering machine but sorceror07 and I were not home and were in such a hurry to get to bed when we got home that we never checked it!!!
She kept saying how she liked me so much better than the two that had worked there before, that she was comfortable with me, yada yada yada...and she really didn't want to lose me. (well DUH! I am the best! If there's one thing I know, IT IS DONUTS!)
She said she would talk to her man and call me later with the final decision but I could sense what that decision would be. I knew it was over before it began. 
But I held out hope. I prayed. I crossed my fingers. I thought that something good had to happen, just this once. I kept telling myself that my luck was on the upswing.
 WRONG!!!!!
I got the call and it wasn't what I was hoping for. Needless to say I was SEVERELY bummed out. I cried a little. I ate ice cream, a lot. I thought about getting drunk but didn't. I thought about getting stoned but I'm still perfectly clean. 
Sounds like a big, sad, pity your Mistress kind of story huh?
WRONG!!!!!
Listen to this "interesting" twist:
After the business closed Monday the guy that owns it was arrested for sexually harassing the two former employees! 
Considering that he is the only pastry chef, I'm not even sure the business is open at this point.
I'm not really sure I believe that he did it but time and a jury of his peers will tell.
Now I'm feeling better about losing my job the same day I started it. I feel bad for him and his wife and everyone else involved. I hope they all make out okay and/or get what they deserve. Karma is a little bitch! 
But mostly I feel bad that my community is going to de deprived of the best donuts this side of the Mississippi! 
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WooHoo! I got a second job!!!!
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Posted:Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2008 7:02 pm
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I shalt be away whilst I begin a new chapter in my life without Thee. Do not doubt, I shall miss Thee! And I shall return every chance I can bearing news from my most excellent adventures. Do not fret my friend, there shall be no sorrow from Thee!!
For all is well here in Metalvania! Lil' Metal is thriving and reading fancy books that be two grades above his classmates. He just had a Wii bestowed upon him and is most pleased!
Your Mistress Metal has been feasting upon the blood, sweat and tears of Metal Gods long past and those who still roam the Earth. I am well upon my way to fulfilling my self imposed destiny and regaining my leather armour on September 1st. I have many battles ahead and many formidable enemies lay in wait. But do not fear my friend! Your Mistress relishes the fight and rejoices in every severed head I shall leave in my wake!
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life and I can't wait to see what it brings!
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Now this is funny!
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Posted:Mar 10, 2008 7:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2008 4:47 pm
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I pirated this from willhe69you2
THANKS!
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be
aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month
is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your
customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our
intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the
adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will
never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always. . .
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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HAPPINESS! 
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