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Penis later for salary rise
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Posted:Jul 4, 2011 10:59 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:54 am
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I the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
•I do physical labor.
•I work at great depths.
•I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
•I work in a damp environment.
•I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
•I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up
•My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Yours Sincerely,
P. Niss 8-|
The Response :
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
•You do not work 8 hours straight.
•You fall asleep after brief work periods.
•You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
•You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
•You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
•U leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift!
•You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the protective clothing!
•U will retire before u are 65.
•U are unable 2 work double shifts.
•U sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed a task...
•And as if that were not all, u have been seen constantly exiting and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. /
Sincerely...
V. Gina
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A naughty poem
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Posted:Jun 19, 2011 4:07 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:54 am
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You wake up before me
Won't let me be
Upon your face a smile
Licking your lips all the while
Rubbing my thigh
To make me stand high
You love to tease and torture
Wanting my wood to rupture
It makes you feel so good
To know you have power over my manhood
Make me squirm
So you can taste my sperm
Now with you sated with seed
Let me tell you please take heed
If you make me cum
While you hum
I'll please you with my tongue
Over your breast and nip among
Also your hips lips and clit
My promise to you, I know you'll just love it.
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HOT-4
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Posted:Apr 24, 2011 8:19 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:54 am
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Palat kar dekh jaaneman ,
jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain ,
bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho
to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain
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Boobs Poem
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Posted:Apr 24, 2011 8:18 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2011 10:24 am
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hey sexy girl take care of ur boobs..
they are yummi gorgeous...its 4u
bra me banao apna home
boobs hain ye nahi hain dome
boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs ko pakdo kar do mash
nikal ke doodh banao squash
boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs se tum jam ke khelo..
nipplon ko bhi muh me le lo
boobs boobs boobs boobs
Boobs pe dalo honey and ice
boobs ban gae very nice
boobs boobs...boobs boobs
bitha ke tub me lo boobs ki chuski
pekar doodh door karo khuski
boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs ko chuso kar do lal
dil me na rahe koi malal
boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs se karae agar koi malish
door kar de even uski falish
boobs boobs boobs boobs
i luv girls boobs very much
i want 2 tell u tat
u r so sexy sexy sexy sexy.
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Ek Poem
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Posted:Apr 24, 2011 8:17 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:54 am
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Zara si chut mein de jagah tu
Zara sa lund ka le mazaa
Zara sa chuci ko cuswa tu
Zara sa chut mein basa
Mein chodu tujhko
Meri jaan bepanah
Fida hoon teri chut pe meri ja bepanah
Wooooo
hhhhooo ooohhhh hooo…
Mein tere mein tere
chut mein rakh du
yeh apna lund
Mera lund ki deewangi
Ohhhhoo...
Hai nahi
hai nahi chodne koi mujhsa tera
teri chut mere liye hai meri jaan
Keh bhi de keh bhi de
Dil mein tere jo hai chupa
Kwahish jo hai teri
Rakh nahi rakh nahi
Parda koi mujhse aye jaan
Kar le tu mera yakeen
Mein chodu tujhko
Meri jaan bepanah
Fida karo lund tujhpe
Meri jaan bepanah
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HOT-1
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Posted:Apr 24, 2011 8:14 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:54 am
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Nipple : Peak of luv
Boobs : Shape of luv
Penis : Lenth of luv
Pussy : Depth of luv
Ass :Base of luv
Testicles : Weight of luv
Fuck  xperience of luv
Suck : Taste of luv
Masturbation : Substitute of luv
Condom : Care of luv
Sperm  ream of luv
Marriage : Mistake of luv
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