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Do gay men know something more about semen that most women don
Posted:Jan 14, 2010 8:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2010 8:27 pm
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A friend of mine informed me that the average male cum shot can actually be good for you. Needless to say, I needed to know the facts. There were a lot of facts out there, many of which are exaggerated but it’s all positive. I’ll try to clarify some of the data for you. One of the most exaggerated rumors that I found hilarious was that a man’s cum contains enough nutrition as eating an eight ounce steak, ten eggs, six oranges and two lemons. Ladies if that were true, men would be lined up side by side with their dicks in a vacuum, being shown porn to harvest that precious milky fluid. Men would be the new farm animal.

The real truth is that semen does contain rather high nutritional content. In one typical ejaculation (approximately one teaspoon), semen contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. There are trace amounts of several vitamins in an average, healthy, ejaculation-full semen. In fact, the amount of vitamin C is about the same as one orange. A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

• Fructose sugar
• Water
• Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
• Citric acid
• Enzymes
• Protein
• Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
• Zinc

Now some even better news. Scientific studies have shown that men who ejaculate more frequently have had significantly less chances of getting prostate cancer and believe it or not, it’s anti depressant and contains epinephrine. Maybe that is the reason more gay men want to suck my dick on this site than women do. Ladies it’s time to accept the facts, break those taboos and bottoms up. It’s good for you.

EXP_LOVER69
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Posted:Jul 5, 2009 11:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2009 11:46 pm
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I just finished having a 5 minute conversation with an automated computer. How did I know it was a computer, you may be asking? After an unrelated response to my first question (Where do you live?). The computers response was “I like that too.” Not being able to believe that I have been duped, I asked one more question. “Can sea monkeys cum on an elephant’s eye?” The computer responded, “What’s wrong? I repeated the question again. I got the same response. After repeating myself another 4 times, only to receive the same reply, I was pissed.

What does a straight guy have to do to find a REAL person? My profile is who I am for REAL! I’m the guy that really enjoys foreplay. Orally please my partner is what I live for. Heck, I wish I could skip all this crap, introduce myself and go down on them for hours.

I came to Affairlook trying to find some local new girlfriends that I can take out and show them a good time, both in bed and off. I’m a bit of a romantic so I just can sleep with a woman I just met. I need to talk to them first, at least know something about them before we go out. But lately, finding anybody real who truly lives in MIAMI is getting harder and harder. The only offers I do get form a real person on Affairlook is from gay men wanting to suck my cock. I’m flattered by the offers but my cock can only be sucked by the women that love it. Sorry guys.

This experience has shaking my faith in online dating. Going back to the bar scene ironically seems will land me better odds than anything online. Heck, I will be willing to bet that there are no women living in Miami on Affairlook looking for a good time. If so, prove me wrong and let me show you what a REAL experienced mans tongue feels like. Oh! And I’m definitely not a computer (beep..boop...beep).

I’m I the only one that feels this way. Let me here you stories and complaints. I’m all speakers, I mean ears.

EXP_LOVER69

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Women In Search of a Powerful Oral Orgasm
Posted:Sep 27, 2008 11:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 11:23 am
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To all orally deserving women,

Can you recall the last time you had a man who has orally satisfy you in a way that just remembering that night sends your heart racing? Remembering how he gently laid you on the bed and with his eyes locked into yours, he reached up your thighs in search for you panties. Your heart beats strongly for the upcoming pleasure as you feel his hands pull your panties down your legs. You then watch as he slides his hands underneath you and firmly grasps your ass and pulls you towards the edge of the bed. He kneels before you and you feel his hands rubbing your inner thighs as he teases you into position. Already wet with anticipation he then proceeds to lower his head to orally please you the way you like it. He looks into your eyes one last time as to be asking for your permission, his warm breath caresses your clit with every exhale from his mouth. You then sense his tongue split your pussy a few times before pressing his lips on your clit. You arch your back in ecstasy as you feel a mild suction on your already swollen clit while he uses his tongue to lap it a few times. Sensing your approaching orgasm he clamps down on your hips to keep you in position. Your pussy moistens with a mixer of his saliva and your juices. Focusing on his actions he continues to lick you into a powerful orgasm. Your hands grip the bed on both side and start to moan. Your legs quiver with uncontrollable pleasure as you thrash your hips around begging him to stop. Ignoring your requests he holds you down while pushes his tongue deeper into your pussy. With every lick of his tongue he can taste your satisfaction. Barely able you speak you feel your heart pounding with such force as tears roll from your eyes, yet he continues. Suddenly time seems to stand still for a brief second, you let out a strong cry and you feel your pussy violently squirting cum. His mouth fills with your passion as pulls out to drink your love. Your body lays there motionless when you hear his words, “One more time?”

If you have forgotten what this feels like or have never experienced it before, you’re with the wrong selfish man. Allow me the pleasure of providing this service. No stings attached, no sex needed. I live in Miami, FL and I’m as clean as they come. My pictures are real so feel free to email me.

Wishing you passionate sex,

EXP_LOVER69
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Sexual Sins of Summer School - Part 1
Posted:Jun 29, 2008 11:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2009 12:17 am
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INTRODUCTION:

I am a teacher and legally I know that sex with a minor is a crime; however, sex with incredibly willing 18 year old teenagers would be a crime not to accept their invitation.

A MINOR GLANCE:

I never teach summer school because I always thought the quality of students that attend would be too difficult to teach certain curriculums. The sudden increase in the cost of gasoline has made me reconsider. To my surprise, I was unaware that sometimes high school honor students take advance courses for college credit during summer school. That’s where I am, in summer school, teaching a Physics course to about 8 high school honor student, all teenage girls.

The first few days of class went by rather quickly. I knew right away that most of the girls knew each other and must be friends because of the way they talk to each other. I had forgotten how much high school talk about what we would consider nonsense. Two weeks ago, during their first Physics exam, while sitting at my desks computer, my eye caught a glance of one of the girls in a skirt with her legs spread open. She had placed her feet on the book basket of the desk in front of her. As she slouched in her desk while taking her exam, I had a perfect angled view straight between her legs. Hunter green were the color of her panties.

The major problem with being well endowed is that the slightest bit of arousal becomes a very noticeable problem, extremely difficult to conceal. She is amazingly beautiful and the rest of the students in the class are not that far behind. I kept shifting things around the desk trying to get a better look. I know it was wrong to look and worst to keep looking but somehow I couldn’t help myself. It didn’t take long for me to be standing at attention and suddenly I hear, “Professor, can I ask you a question about problem #8.” I have a policy in my class that any student can ask me a question relating to any problem of an exam. It’s my job to make sure they understand the problem so they can answer it correctly. During an exam I would normally approach a student’s desk so they can quietly ask their question as to not disturb the other students. The only problem I had was the huge and noticeable hard on in my pants. “Professor?”

APPROACHING THE DESK:

To be continued . . .
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It's all about desire...
Posted:Feb 11, 2008 10:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2012 10:05 pm
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Desire is a curious thing; I believe it is driving force that motivates all of us to fulfill our fantasies. So what is my desire, my fantasies? One of my favorite fantasies has always been to fulfill other people’s fantasies, not only as a participant but as a witness to its satisfying completion. The look on their face when it finally comes true for them is priceless.

“A fantasy is a terrible thing not to fulfill.”

Taking from the life of:

EXP_LOVER69

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Stereotyping Chat Room Men
Posted:Jan 13, 2008 3:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2012 10:08 pm
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After spending some time in the chat rooms, I couldn’t help to notice all the different types of male personalities and the one-liners they would use to get noticed. I thought it might be fun to label a few of them. So ladies, this is your opportunity to label those stereotypes. I came up with 10 of the most common ones I saw and placed them below with some of their humorous one-liners. And yes, they are REAL one-liners copied from chat rooms.

Vote for your favorite and feel free to tell us why or add any one-liners yourself that you’ve heard.
The Humper ‒ “Yo baby, I’m typing on my keyboard with my rock hard cock and it can do much more than just t
The EGOIST ‒ “I’m so good in bed; I sometimes ask myself, why I need a woman.”
The Timid ‒ “Hi, does anyone want to chat with me. I’m nice.”
The Player ‒ “Waz up to all the fine honeys in the heyous _name_here_ is ready to play and take u away.”
The Intellectual ‒ “I can’t believe there are so many people chatting right now. I wonder what the percent
The Desperate One ‒ “Dick on webcam. Get ur dick on webcam here!”
Mr. Humor ‒ LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL she likes it in the ear. I’m pissing in my pants. LOLLOL.”
The Care Giver / Nice Guy ‒ “That’s ok. I know how its feels to get your dick laughed at so don’t w
The Mystery Men ‒ “I fed a deer an aspirin yesterday. It was cold.”
The Others ‒ “ silence “ (These guys just watch everyone else)
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Lover For Lesbians Lost In The Sea of Lustful Men
Posted:Jan 12, 2008 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2008 10:33 pm
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It is difficult to understand how the world makes their decisions these days. I consider myself an attractive, athletic, lover, with dirty blonde hair, clear blue eyes and great sexual stamina at least that is what I have been told.

I have also been told by the women I have been with; that I have abilities few men possess let alone choose to master. I love pleasuring lesbian & bi-sexual women. These ability and techniques were taught to me many years ago by a great friend. Ever since, under the disguise of girlfriends and eventually marriage, I’ve been secretly mastering these skills to a level that would have made my friend proud. But this life of mine hasn’t been enough to satisfy the heart pounding sensations I feel before performing my craft. The look in their eyes of doubt and disbelief are then transformed into eyes of seduction and lust after several hours of foreplay.

Yet somehow I can't seem to find any where I live. The few I do find, my emails are probably drowned out by the hundreds of horny guys out there drooling over each other just to make a futile attempt that two sexy, gorgeous women in Miami will read their email first, as if they’re all waiting in line at a Chinese buffet with the mentality of first come, first served. I just lost my appetite.

I’m tired of searching; I’m tired of emailing, but most of all I’m tired of chasing that dream of once again finding myself locked by the legs of gorgeous women, which the only way to unlock them and be freed from that sweet embrace is by the mere exhaustion of their ultimate orgasm. I just wanted to be able to fulfill my one and only true fantasy. I think the real truth is that I just miss my friend.

Taking from the life of:

EXP_LOVER69

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Sensitive Male Lovers Are Truly a Dying Breed
Posted:Jan 9, 2008 12:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2009 12:10 am
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I have noticed an incredible increase in bicurious & bisexual females since the last time I was in the dating scene. At first, I thought that the number of bicurious & bisexual females really hasn’t changed in the past 10 ‒ 15 years, it’s just that the internet has brought us all closer and it just seems to be more than I was used to seeing. However, I’m beginning to think otherwise.

Lately, I have been thinking that the increase may actually be due to the decrease or even the disappearance of the sensitive male lovers out there. Maybe that is why so many younger women are labeling themselves as bicurious & bisexual females on this site. Are they missing the tender caress of a sensitive lover and feel that only other women can provide that? After all, women have been stereotyped as more sensitive and patient than men. I stereotype that I personally agree with. If all that is true then the few sensitive male lovers out there are truly becoming a dying breed.

“Hit it & quit it” seems to be the mold of the man these days, but that’s not the worse part. I have noticed that some women not only accept that, they actually like it. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE sex just like the next guy; it’s only that I just like to take my time. I for one kind of like holding back penetration a bit longer because I always found that 2 ‒ 3 hours, at least, of intense foreplay will make pretty much any woman sexy crazed and willing to do and even try almost anything. This level of dedication to the female form takes patience and time. The patience it takes to listen to what a woman wants from her lover and the time it takes to reach and surpass her highest climax. Both of which are lacking these days in most men I feel. Now, the question I pose today is the following.

DO YOU CONSIDER SENSITIVE MALE LOVERS A DYING BREED THESE DAYS? (Y/N)

If the majority of you feel that they are a dying breed that could only mean one thing for me. I must be retrained. So ladies, I am willing to go back to school. If you read my previous blog you’ll know what that means. I’m just hoping that they are not a dying breed but just forgotten. I would love to show some of you the difference and maybe raise the bar a little.

Taking from the life of:

EXP_LOVER69

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To cheat or not to cheat; what is the answer?
Posted:Jan 4, 2008 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2009 12:13 am
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Webster’s dictionary defines cheating as an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery; well that is as it pertains to relationships.

Is it cheating, if no questions were asked to lie about?

Is it cheating, if your partner is unaware of any deception?

Is it cheating, if you need to act out your deepest sexual desires and hide them from your family and friends because you may be ashamed?

A true paradox, to cheat or not to cheat; but what is the answer? Some might say that denying your own desires would be cheating yourself from your ultimate pleasures. However, if you take that road you may cause ultimate pain for your partner (only if you get caught). Others may argue that if you truly love your partner, you should never cheat on them. Unfortunately, this road will lead to your own pain of not being able to release your inner freak. The only answer that we can all agree on is that it depends on the situation and every situation comes with its price.

So, what is my situation? It may sound humorous, but it is the best way to describe my desires. I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Let me explain. At the young age of twenty, I befriended an attractive woman at my first true corporate job. The employees there were colorful to say the least and I suspected that my friend was too. However, I never cared because she was so cool and always made me laugh. Since I loved to dance and hated the dating scene, she and I found ourselves dancing every weekend. After a few dances and several drinks at the hottest nightclubs on south beach, the truths came out.

“The drunken heart reveals what the sober heart conceals.”

I’m a lesbian, she said. Needless to say, in true man form, I was turned on. I jokingly said that I always wanted to make love to a lesbian, but I didn’t know how to even begin. Time literally stopped for me when I heard the words, “I can teach you if you want.” I guess she took my joke seriously because that night became my first class of pleasing lesbians 101. I quickly found out that I did not even meet the basic requirements to enter the class. I had to take some remedial sex courses before we would even start. Fortunately for me, I had a great instructor.

Soon our weekends became more than just drinking and dancing. My favorite time of the evening was when we would come back from a club and take a shower before we continued with our lessons. Her body was amazing. I was always mesmerized; as I closely watched the beads of water strike her body. Ashamed of her breast size (A cup); she would always cover them as she would lather. We would take turns washing each others bodies very slowly making sure to always keep eye contact. “Eyes never lie,” she’d say. She taught me how to glaze into a woman’s eyes and to listen to what her body wanted from me. Orgasms were starting to come easier as my experience and technique improved. After a couple of hours in the shower, the carnal lust would continue throughout the bathroom and ending on her bed. Oh, I forgot to mention that almost all of our sexual encounters were nothing more than giving and receiving oral and the sweet caress of our bodies rubbing together. The only time we would penetrate was after several hours of sweaty fornication. She would get so sex crazed that she would sometimes beg for it. Needless to say, I obliged but only after a few minutes of domination teasing on my part.

The day of my final exam came. You see, many of the nightclubs we started going to were gay & lesbian oriented clubs. I would watch as she would flirt with some of the women and then continue dancing with me. One of the times I went to the bar to get some more drinks, I noticed that she was flirting with a woman that could only be describe as a super model type. She brought her back to our reserved VIP table for some drinks. I sat sandwiched between them as we drank round after round of our favorite drinks at the time (Bacardi Lemon with Sprite). Soon the conversation went from casual banter and playful touches to sexual likes and dislikes and some heavy making out, them not me. After a few minutes of this, the model turns to me and says, “Your friend says that you are a lesbian in training and that you’re pretty good. Maybe I should see how well you’ve learned your lessons.” Caught by surprise by her statement, I asked for her to repeat what she said because I didn’t hear her over the club music. She then put her hand on my thigh and whispered into my ear, “I want you to lick my pussy all night until I cum on that cute face of yours.” Now, I don’t know if it was how hot she looked or how dirty she was talking, but I literally came in my pants hard. I am not ashamed to admit this because that shit was hot as hell. We went back to my friend’s house and let’s just say I graduated valedictorian of the class.

So after everything you’ve read, this is my problem. I am currently with someone that prefers to have sex like she does her taxes, quick and dirty. Three to four hours of straight penetration with multiple orgasms, then it’s quickly take a shower and get something to eat. If I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, she must be a trucker trapped in a woman’s body. The irony is incredible. Since I long for the sweet and gentle caress of a woman’s lips against my tongue, the warmth of her orgasm against my face as she cries in ecstasy and the crazed look in her eyes as she begs to insert my manhood, I ask you; cheat or not to cheat.
Being on this website and seeing all these gorgeous female creatures of beauty is driving me crazy. Is it cheating if I were to sample the essence of another woman without penetrating her? Ah, decisions. Which road to take?

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