OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Posted:Jun 7, 2006 7:39 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 4:1 am
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Posted:Jun 6, 2006 12:59 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2006 1:02 am
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Does anyone disagree cause will follow more...
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Are all men pigs???
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Posted:May 25, 2006 3:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2007 11:11 am
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I shouldn't ask this but I am curious about your answer.
well???
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7 miracles of the world...(Another point of view)
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Posted:May 23, 2006 3:02 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2006 11:29 pm
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In a classroom a teacher asked from his students to write down the 7 miracles of the world.
After a lot of disagreements the class finally said.
1.The Egypt Pyramids
2.The Taj Mahal
3.The Grand Canyon
4.The Panamas Canal
5.The Empire State building
6.Saint Peter's Church
7.The Cinic WallAll the students gave their answers except of one.
A little girl said that she had problem to choose cause the miracles were so many.
The teacher sked her to read what she had written and so she did.
1.To See
2.To Hear
3.To Touch
4.To Feel
5.To Taste
6.To Laugh
7.To Love
The silence in the clasroom cannot be described.
The most valuable things in life cannot be builted by hand or be bought.
Is life itself...
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Can you explain this???
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Posted:May 9, 2006 9:03 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2006 2:14 am
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You make a contact from in here....
You talk with each other for three days...
You manage to meet each other for only 10 minutes
because she was very anxious in the way you look like.
Everything ok with the rv although she is not as she loked like in the photo.
No problem cause you made clear to her that you are interested in getting knowing her.
Cool things .let's eat,talk etc.
After that she disapears.
She doesn't respond to your messages,she avoids you in the msn etc.
The excuse in the msn is that she is busy.
And I ask all of you.How can someone be busy and has no time to send a replay even when you send your wishes for the easter???
Don't say that I was not what she expected cause I asked her to say it if it was this so that I can stop bothering with her..
Can you explain this?
And what your reaction would be???
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7 ways to realize that you are older....
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Posted:May 9, 2006 12:25 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2006 12:31 am
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1. The flowers in your garden are all alive and none of them is for smoking.
2. The fridge has more food than drinks.
3. Six in the morning is the time yoy wake up ,not going to bed.
4. YOU are the one who calls the police to stop the party from the boys next door.
5. Dinner and movie is the hole rv not just the start of it.
6. You eat breakfast ........ in the morning
7. 90% of the time you spend in front of the pc is for work.
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Still no moves...
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Posted:Mar 1, 2006 7:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Horny ladies all over doing nothing but talking...
What about the rest guys???
Share with us your scores...
If you had more than one let's say...
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Optiki gonia meta ta 30....
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Posted:Nov 24, 2005 5:33 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2006 6:38 am
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A family is ready to start eating when the younger boy asks his father:
-Daddy , how many kinds of tits are there???
-Oooo, my boy,daddy says.
There are 3 kinds of tits.
a)The age between 20-30,
tits of a woman are like big apples
(big and steady)
b)The age between 30-40,
tits of a woman are like oranges
(smaller and juice)
c)The age between 40-...,
tits of a woman are like onions
-Like onions ???The boy asked.Meaning ???
-They just make you cry !!!!
Hearing this conversation the females of the family got very annoyed so they started...
-Mummy ,
how many kinds of male organs are there???
-Oooo,my ,mummy says.
There are 3 kinds of male organs.
a)The age between 20-30 ,
male organs are like a tree in the amazon (tall,big and hard)
b)The age between 30-40 ,
male organs are like a tree in our garden
(less tall,less big and seriously less hard)
c)The age between 40-...,
male organs are like a christmas tree .
-Like a christmas tree ???
The girl asked.Meaning ???
-Meaning dead from the base and up
and the balls are just for the decoration......
Sorry if there are any mistakes in the translation but I think You got the point .
Right????
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Doing naughty things with a married woman !!!
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Posted:Nov 22, 2005 12:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2014 3:46 am
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What is your opinion???
Her sister always is opposite on this matter...
She makes her think that she is a monster because she fullfills her fantasies with a younger person ...
Isn't that pathetic???
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Respect on action !!!
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Posted:Nov 4, 2005 2:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Some people believe that a woman is less respected when she gives her ass .
What is your opinion on this matter???
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Just asking ???
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Posted:Aug 23, 2005 11:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 2:07 am
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When a man will not use his tongue to make U cum
what is your behaviour???
Leaking pussys is very usefull when your penis is small.What if it's normal and a aman wants to fuck U all night long...
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What can I say ???
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Posted:Jun 30, 2005 12:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 2:08 am
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I wonder why people is coming in here ???
To talk to theirselves???
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