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This will not get you laid...k
 
When receiving emails i some times tilt my head to the left then right trying to figure it out and W.T.H along with it
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Some times being
Posted:Jan 25, 2013 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2013 5:28 pm
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Man48
Very pretty

Me
Thanks

Man48

Great pics

Man48 again
nice pics

Man48
I want to lick every square inch. You make my cuck hard just looking at you.

I did not reply to this as i am visual and i felt like i needed a shower...dude that's a hell of a lot of saliva..

Man52

My steel of light will not bend......though I feel the bend of my weakness of true perfection of faithful innocence towards the vanilla beauty of your soul!...

Ok i did not reply to that as sat here and pondered i am pretty sure he is trying to mean something really deep here and did not want on his emotions...but he would cry when he found out there is nothing vanilla about me.

Man66
Why don't yoou just take it all off and let me lick your pussy out till you cummm alllover my HOT tongue,,then ,run my hard 9 inch cock deep in you baby..mmmmmmmm *insert his real name here"

I did not reply

man66
Sit on my hot tongue now baby and fuck it hard

I did not reply...But dude kudos to you at 66 being able to put it down like that at 66...with "viagra" anything is possible....but now i think i am just going to stick a needle in my eye
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Eat a Dick!!!
Posted:Jan 24, 2013 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2013 5:33 am
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Boy33
Would u watch a guy give head?

i did not reply

Boy33
Want to see or watch me suck a guy off?

Me
NOT only do i not WANT to see it i don't even want to read those words!!! but hey if you can suck yourself off..I'm in!!!

He did not reply back

and i laughed and laughed
3 Comments
The young ones awww
Posted:Jan 24, 2013 11:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2014 5:47 pm
5286 Views

Me
Spanked me? lol now that's bold

Boy26
would love to Lick you up and down, inside and out!!!!

Boy25
You look so gorgeous! hotmail.com if you would like to talk since your a standard member.. let me know

Boy26

I was wondering if you would like to come over and let me lick that pussy and have some fun this morning


Me
No thanks...i have just showered and i don't know where your tounge has been...but thanks anyway
1 comment
When "young ones" test me
Posted:Jan 24, 2013 11:37 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2014 5:51 pm
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This was from a cute 25 year old boy

Me
awww how sweet you asked me if i could keep up....adorable

Boy25
id bet you a orgasm you cant keep up
got any good D. lately? new adventures in 2013

Me
awww how sweet asking me about "dick" boy if it did ever happen your dick and me please bring an emergency contact number and proof of insurance...and a just laughed and laughed
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ummm What are you trying to say to me?
Posted:Jan 23, 2013 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2017 4:27 am
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Dudebreathe

May I lick you to orgasm,then slide my hard8"long,3"thick cock upin yor already wet slippety pussy until you cum again.Then we can have sex in any possition,anyamount you wish.Because I love to please and pleasure to completion.Call if you would like to hookup for a satisfying time,

I did not reply to this but if i had it would of gone like this
Slipity do da a slipity aye a... this is not going to get you laid to day
4 Comments
AngryMan
Posted:Jan 23, 2013 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2017 4:25 am
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Hi sexy lady. Would you like to have some fun with a straight 33 year old Russian/Persian man?

This guy is "buffed to the max" probably has a 12 pack

My reply
Ok so listen real close...1 You are married right?...the end..

AngryMan
Ok grandma. Go take your medication, roll your saggy boobs up and sleep lmao

Wait i was "fuckable a second ago
With that attitude is the reason your wife isn't fucking your brains out right now...You think way to much of yourself...and probably spend more time looking in the mirror at yourself than she does...Because if you were "all that" and if you were my man i would be fucking you until your legs were weak and the neighbors knew my name..
You are probably a bad lay is to why she isn't putting out..get a brain...stop looking at your cock...it's not there
And the i just laughed and laughed
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