😻😲 Sign it?
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Posted:Mar 31, 2021 3:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2021 7:19 am
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I was driving around yesterday and noticed that every where there were signs promoting things. The predominate ones seem to be for food places. I guess like everything else, quality control can be a problem. Also with the large non native born population, there seems to be an increasing word blooper occurrence rate. I am not really complaining, I actually enjoy some of the entertainment . Even on a corporate level I have noticed these "issues". So lets sit back and enjoy a few examples. Have you seen anything similar? Have you ever created or seen a sign that caused a chuckle?
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%*) Home schooled
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Posted:Mar 30, 2021 7:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2021 2:48 pm
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I posted something like this a while ago and was fascinated by the responses. Lets try again. Many of us more "mature" members remember the pearls of wisdom our parents shared with us , as part of our education. I wonder how many of us have passed this down our and grand ? Do you have any pearls of wisdom that were passed down you? You youngins now have an idea why we are like we are.
1. My mother taught me APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going kill each other, do outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going knock
You into the middle of next week!"
4. My father taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ..
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
You're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
You're in an accident."
7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
.. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You'll sit until all that spinach is gone."
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😲👀 Scrub up?
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Posted:Mar 29, 2021 6:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2021 3:55 pm
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The horror of it all!! . I have finally almost run out of clean stuff. Now I am stuck doing my own laundry!. A bit of advice, please. Do I have to sort stuff out by color? By fabric? I always forget that stuff. Everything in the machine with cold water and soap? I used to do my laundry, but since I retired , I have gotten lazy and had "the people" do it. I know this may be a silly question, but do you do your own laundry? If you do, does your partner help? Do you have any advice for me? Maybe a lady or two, three would volunteer to help me? I am sure we can make it a fun time. And while I wait for stuff to run through the machine (s) , I guess I better get some house work done also .
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👅👄 Just a little?
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Posted:Mar 28, 2021 7:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2021 6:10 am
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I have covered this subject many times. It is a subject near and dear to me and many of us. Dare I ask? Do you enjoy oral pleasures? You as the "pleaser"? You as the one being pleased? Or simultaneously ( a personal favorite here)? My experience is that folks are getting more and more comfortable with the subject, incorporating it into their foreplay, and play. Or is it a taboo and / or something you do not enjoy? Please share your thoughts. I promise I will not tell anyone I was introduced to giving and receiving oral pleasure a little later in my late teens and early 20's. But once introduced, never turned back. I just can not imagine not being oral in a relationship. Sharing the scent, taste, feeling the movements and sounds. I can not imagine not including this in play time. Patience and being attentive to her reactions are critical. What are your thoughts? Like, dislike, take it or leave it? When where you introduced to it? Have you ever met anyone that did not enjoy?
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🥂❤️ All about legs?
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Posted:Mar 27, 2021 7:12 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2021 3:45 pm
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I was thinking how much I enjoy different types of ladies legs. Then I thought , do ladies like mens legs? I know for a womans legs, they can be long, short, muscular, shapely and so many other types. Some are bare, others with some form of leggings. Ladies may I ask, what type of a mans leg is your favorite, hairy. muscular or none? Men and yours for a lady? Do you like to see them bare, in stockings? Lets be open, tell us what you like
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📚 🥂❤️ The voice?
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Posted:Mar 26, 2021 5:31 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2021 4:05 pm
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As I was preparing for the day, I rendered a magnificent Opera. I really enjoy singing in the shower (please note , no recording devices allowed!). I certainly can not carry a tune in a bushel basket , but I feel I deserve acknowledgement for my efforts. Some have commented that my voice may better be compared to an amorous bull frog . My song list is extensive, and I am willing to share it with my partner in the shower, if she dares. I have read that singing in the shower is healthy , because it relaxes you. I have to agree with that. Are you a shower Diva / Singer? Have you ever received compliments if you are one? Have you been subjected to a show by your partner?
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⎝🔴⎞ ⎝🔴⎞ ⎝🔴⎞ My donut
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Posted:Mar 25, 2021 6:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2021 4:22 pm
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How can one deny the doughnuts place in the food world . I can remember my introduction them,, my Grandmothers special fried cakes. Donuts that were deep fried, sometimes sprinkled with white sugar. They were the fall time treat and all the grand would struggle go their house do their chores, knowing she would treat us a couple for our efforts . Imagine my shock, when I went into the Air Force and they would have so many varieties, even jell stuff ones! I used to try to have one variety or another almost daily. Now that I am chronologically advanced, I hold off to maybe once a week. Are you a Donut person? Do you have a favorite type? Have you every watched them being made?
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🖥🖱🎬 Beauty of rain
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Posted:Mar 24, 2021 7:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2021 3:56 pm
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I took the for a jog this morning and it started raining. At first I was irritated the rain, then I started to enjoy it. Remembering the fun and special moments I have had in the rain. Getting caught in a rain shower while out walking with her. Just the silly fun as the warm rain caressed us. Kissing and hugging in the rain. And on the lucky times watching a rainbow after the rain stopped. Then going back and drying off and spending time in bed cuddling. Have you ever taken a walk in the rain? Is it sexy to share the rain with your partner?
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🌮😋 Swaying to the music
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Posted:Mar 23, 2021 7:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2021 3:22 pm
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Another of my favorite subjects ,,dancing. I know I am a bit old fashioned. I enjoy the slow dancing most, although most dancing is fun. With the slow dancing, it seems almost like making love, bodies gently rubbing against each other in a soft embrace. also a great position whisper naughty things into each others ear. And of course dancing for your partner is something that can be a seductive tease. Having said all of this, I am not always a great dancer, but I am enthusiastic . Do you enjoy dancing? What type of music do you enjoy dancing to? Would you attend "Pals Dance Seminar"? You may not learn much from me, but will be fun
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👅👄 A wonderful day
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Posted:Mar 22, 2021 3:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2021 4:06 pm
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I was out in my garden this weekend and had such a great time. My focus was start preparations plant veggies. Tomatoes, various peppers, cucumbers , egg plants and cilantro. I surrendered a bit to being older and made planting tables for outside a few years ago. The neighbors have one. Many smiles here now. I find it so difficult be the produce. It is tasty and crispy. I am a real sucker for fresh tomatoes, direct from the plant to my mouth, yummy. During the season, I eat them at least twice a day . Do you have a garden? If not, would you like too? These first images are my garden area, including the tables.
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👩❤💋👩 Taters?
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Posted:Mar 21, 2021 4:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2021 3:24 pm
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Potatoes are favorite food product throughout the world! I grew up on the farm and it certainly was a basic food item for us at every meal. In fact until I went into the military, I never had one of the other basics, rice!
Some of the many ways to enjoy them:
Baked – Boiled – Steamed – Roasted – Mashed – Fried – Grilled – Scalloped – French Fries – Cottage Fries – Hash Browns – In Stew – In Soup – Potato Salad – Potato Dumplings – Potato Pancakes – Anyway You Like Them!!
Since the time potatoes were shipped from Europe to the colonies in the early 17th century, their consumption has been a major part of the North American diet. In the United States, there are over 100 varieties of potatoes. Worldwide, there are more than four thousand potato varieties.
Do you enjoy the potato? How many varieties have you had? Is there is a specific way you like them? I have had most of the ways that are shown above and enjoy them all
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📚 🥂 Oops
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Posted:Mar 20, 2021 7:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2021 5:04 pm
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I am sure we have all either had or witnessed some sort of embarrassing situation in public or for that matter in private. Maybe a clothing issue, or ,mmmm an inopportune physical reaction? What is the sexiest / funniest that has happened to you , or that you have witnessed? Clubs and beaches seem to be the main locations. What are your experiences?
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⎝🔴⎞ ⎝🔴⎞ ⎝🔴⎞ As a helper?
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Posted:Mar 19, 2021 5:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2021 4:58 pm
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These recent food related posts have brought back memories of preparation . Most accurately has brought back the times that I have had help in my kitchen, or that I helped in her kitchen . Always have a care for safety. No matter the dish being prepared is always some spare time available  . The smell of the food, the feel of her or him, what can be better? does take a lot of care, and cooperation of course. Those counter tops do attract me, the heights are good, and the top can be slick enough. Are you receptive to kitchen fun? If you have not tried it, would you want to?
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