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The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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Having a Baby
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Posted:Feb 24, 2012 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2013 2:38 pm
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A man is standing in the delivery room beside his wife, he is getting cussed and screamed at. When she screams "This is all your fault I'm in so much pain!!!" He calmly looks at her and replies "My fault? I wanted to put in your ass and you said "DON'T IT MIGHT HURT"
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War is an Ugly Thing
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Posted:Feb 24, 2012 12:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2013 2:38 pm
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill
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