HAIL the RedNeck KING !
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Posted:Dec 16, 2007 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2007 5:47 am
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Thank you Red Neck KING.....and to your Followers 
you being YOU ......makes it so EASY FOR ME 
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Before Kicking your Friend's Ass.....
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Posted:Dec 9, 2007 10:24 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2007 4:52 pm
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Despite what your Friend has done to piss you off.....before you take the next step to KICK HIS ASS, make damn sure he doesn't have a pipe wrench in his back pocket....
.......broke my little toe 
steel toed shoes.....would've been helpful
tip.....always check the back pockets first !
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Hating Me for Lovin
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Posted:Dec 8, 2007 10:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 3:45 pm
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LUST vs. LOVE …….always an ARGUMENT to which means what
LOVE : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties - tenderness felt by lovers - affection based on admiration or common interest (to be in-love : inspired by affection)
LUST : an intense longing, unbridled sexual desire, affectionate craving
...from the DICTIONARY…… NOWHERE did it say you had to feel these for only ONE ! !
...seems to mean something different to each of us…….
...though it’s NEVER my intention to HURT a woman I CARE FOR.....(or anyone else)
I’ve felt LOVE for a woman just because she said something that affected me a certain way or LOOKED at me a certain way or TOUCHED me a certain way ………or, was it LUST ??? …… what's the DIFFERENCE ?
...socially-acceptable way: to feel BOTH for your husband/wife/GF/BF/whatever …….and if you DARE feel either of those for someone OTHER than your mate, YOU ARE WRONG for that !!!
WHY ? ..... I don’t wish for anyone to feel hurt, but is it right (or FAIR) to FAULT someone because they enjoy another’s company, or feels a strong sexual attraction to ANOTHER ?
... the ones who complain the MOST and make the most accusations are usually the most GUILTY ! (SNEAKY COWARDS)
I have ONE LIFE ……..I’m going to LIVE IT ! I will treat all with kindness and respect, love all who are kind and caring……and offer friendship to ALL.
HATE ME BECAUSE I LOVE MORE THAN ONLY YOU ??? ……….I don’t think it’s ME who has the PROBLEM
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Do DOGS have the RIGHT TO VOTE ?????
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Posted:Dec 4, 2007 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2007 6:33 pm
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My first thought when viewing this photo : This is a dog's way of CASTING HIS VOTE
but maybe, the had something ELSE in mind....
what do YOU think he's trying to say ?
1. He doesn't like the (mystery) politician
2. He's casting his vote for the (mystery)
politician
3. He wants ALL dogs to know the
(mystery) politician has HIS vote
4. Recycled paper still smells like a TREE
5. who cares ? ....just tell me where I
can get a like THAT !
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"Thongs"
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Posted:Nov 26, 2007 9:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2007 6:34 pm
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THONGS aren't for EVERYONE !
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Urinals for Women
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Posted:Nov 25, 2007 6:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2007 6:56 pm
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To accomidate the large number of women needing to use the restroom at the same time, a new woman's urinal has been designed to make better use of limited restroom space. Now, like MEN, a woman who just has to "PEE" can quickly use a urinal....
*All urinals equipped with a safety handle mounted on the front.
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"DID YOU KNOW..........?......."
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2007 5:27 pm
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Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every normal webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.......(those ZZ TOP guys must anticipate alot)
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked.
Sex burns 360 calories per hour....(let's exercise, baby)
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.....(just 25 % ??? .....yeah, right !)
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.....I want to be a PIG !
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.... ( I still want to be a pig)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........
What strange facts do you know ?
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