Rainy Day FUN........
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Posted:Apr 12, 2008 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 6:10 am
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Luvmunkeys have a very simple answer for having fun on rain days :
RAIN DAY FUN : bed....movie....glass of wine...laugh....cuddle under comforter...talk...flirt....kiss....tease....laugh....touch....lust....taste...luv....naughty....heated....explosive....delicious...laugh....kiss.....
........repeat
see how simple it can be ? 
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She LUVS me.......she LUVS me NOT...........
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Posted:Apr 5, 2008 6:08 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 5:59 am
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Ever have feelings for someone ? ......Deep.... DEEP feelings for someone.......and they don't feel the same about you ? 
Of course you have......we've ALL been there before.......and we'll probably all be there AGAIN in the future......sad, isn't it ? 
I've seen friends "FALL" for someone, and when the person of interest doesn't return the same feelings, my friends actually get ANGRY  ....and start saying BAD THINGS about the person they supposedly CARE so much for 
Does that really make any sense at all to do that ?
Sure, I've been guilty of that myself....many years ago.........actually, I've been on BOTH sides of this situation........either side SUCKS to be on 
Caught myself thinking: "What the hell is wrong with this chick.....I'm so AWESOME.....I'm funny, sweet, good-looking, BIG DICK, thoughtful, respectful........what the hell does it take to IMPRESS this gal" ?
Shared my feelings of frustration and disappointment with a friend, and he started pointing-out some of this gal's less-attractive qualitites.......after a moment, I told him to shut-up......"Don't EVER say anything BAD about her, she's a GOOD woman, I LUV her, no matter what".......
I realized, just because this woman I LUV-n-ADORE doesn't exactly feel the same for me as I do for her, there is NO REASON to say anything negative about her, nor ALLOW anyone else to say anything negative about her........she's shown me alot of attention and interest, flirted back, cared about me, taken moments of her time to share with me..........this is a woman EVERY MAN WANTS (probably most women want also)......she is an ANGEL  .......I LUV HER 
She's done nothing WRONG.....unless, you can say she's WRONG to NOT feel IN-LOVE with me.......can't say that, can ya ?
.....wouldn't be FAIR
Ya know what.......it's OK that she doesn't respond the way I WISH she would.....I'm attracted to SO MANY other women.....I've fallen IN-LUV with so many others for so many different reasons.....and I'll never change 
I LUV to fall IN-LUV with women....each one has something SPECIAL and UNIQUE about them......that I'm drawn to.....attracted to....and absolutely LUV about them
For every woman I feel LUV for, know my feelings will NEVER change.....you are special to me.....you have touched my heart....and I am grateful for the moment(s) we've shared 
If you've IMPRESSED me, you must be VERY SPECIAL.....LUV to ALL......
.....to my very special ladies, I DO LUV YOU
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In the MOOD again..........
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Posted:Mar 30, 2008 7:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 6:01 am
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Felt like I was in a TRANCE for awhile.......guess that's why LUVMUNKEYS try to avoid LOVE .....LUV seems to make so much more sense......and less painful
Maybe it had something to do with WINTER.....who knows
Whatever happened, it doesn't matter anymore......SPRING is here......this luvmunkey's ERECTIONS are so frequent and POWERFUL now, it's time to get some help from some female friends.... this is too much for me to handle by myself anymore......hahahaha
Hello to all.......I'll be swinging through the trees again here n there
to my very special friends that I LUV n adore......I've missed you (you know who you are)
good to feel playful again
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Not IN THE MOOD for IT lately
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Posted:Jan 20, 2008 5:05 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 6:12 am
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All HUMANS have said that………….so you must be able to understand that EMOTION
EMOTIONS are very Strange and Powerful……..sometimes, a cute n adorable lil’ luvmunkey doesn’t know how to EXPLAIN his EMOTIONS in a POLITICALLY CORRECT or SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE way………….he’s a LUVMUNKEY, how would he ?
To EXPRESS you’re interpretations of your own EMOTIONS is to BE :
a DEEP THINKER, Caring, Passionate, Intelligent, someone ADMIRED for their Honesty……
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Moody, too SENSITIVE, too SERIOUS, WEAK (especially for Males)…………………
WHICH is determined by the MOOD of the one JUDGING
HUMANS sure do have alot of RULES…………..CONFUSING RULES 
I don’t know WHY I’m in the MOOD I’m IN………….but I do KNOW I’m in THAT MOOD
I do LUV playin’ with so many wonderful people in Blogland………..but I’m not in much of a MOOD to play HERE right now………..something CHANGED………I’m YEARNING for something else……….many THINGS……….each DESIRE attached to it’s choice of EMOTION
Always in the MOOD to LUV………..now, I’m in the MOOD to LEARN……..to UNDERSTAND………to IMPROVE ME…….to make me STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER
I want to INTERACT with those who have a desire to TEACH what they have LEARNED, MASTERED, EXPERIENCED, etc……………………..A true INTERACTION of INDIVIDUALS……..I want to learn what they KNOW……I want to UNDERSTAND how their MINDS MASTERED what they know…….
MONEY……I’ve taken a very SERIOUS INTEREST in this thing humans TREASURE………the MINDS behind the MONEY is what INTEREST me most
Maybe it’s the TREES I’ve been IN lately………….maybe it’s the EMOTION that always comes with New Years Resolutions……..maybe it’s a LONGING for a DEEPER CONNECTION with another …………………..I really don’t KNOW the WHY part …………I’m just a cute n adorable luvmunkey
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On the DOWNSIDE of the EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 6:15 am
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Luvmunkeys luv ALL CREATURES ……especially ones COURAGEOUS ENOUGH to openly express their ability to LUV …….WITHOUT FEAR of what the MEAN-SPIRITED CREATURES might think or say 
Even in the Magical Forest…..my favorite place ……………..this luvmunkey encounters creatures so AFRAID to show LUV for any other creature……..they express their fear as ANGER or ACTS of CRUELTY 
Because luvmunkeys possess ALL EMOTIONS………there are times when I can’t help thinking :
This lil’ shit better watch it’s ATTUTUDE towards me ‘cause I could TEAR IT TO PIECES if I wanted to
Luvmunkeys don’t like to feel ANGER……because eventually, it will only turn to SADNESS Wondering why that creature didn’t want to be FRIENDLY……..wondering if this cute n adorable lil’ luvmunkey did or said something’ to JUSTIFY this kind of behavior…….I know the answer to that is NO…had nothing to do with ME…..a luvmunkey is not capable of initiating ANGER….it can only REACT TO IT 
Because I chose to spend part of my life in the HUMAN WORLD……I’m forced to encounter situations like this OFTEN
There are many humans I truly ADORE ……you humans are the most BEAUTIFUL…..most POWERFUL…..most CAPABLE ANIMALS ever CREATED I can easily lose track of TIME watching and learning from you, marveled by your CREATIVITY and ABILITIES……………but my interactions with humans also makes me feels great SADNESS because you beautiful creatures also possess more CRUELTY than ANY OTHER ANIMAL…… to make it WORSE, humans actually have the NERVE to JUSTIFY THEIR ACTS OF CRUELTY……………for such INTELLIGENT CREATURES, you sure do make a luvmunkey SCRATCH n SHAKE HIS HEAD a lot 
All my life, humans I interact with have wondered when I would EVOLVE to HUMAN……..there was a time…once….when I DID live as a human……. it made me so UNHAPPY …………humans COMPLICATE the SIMPLEST THINGS…….COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY because they want things to be BETTER, yet do NOTHING to MAKE IT BETTER……whenever ONE HUMAN DOES try to make things better, the MEAN-HUMANS do anything and everything to DESTROY that person………humans so filled with FAULT, yet actually have the hypocrisy to act WORTHY to JUDGE……….why do some of the potentially GOOD HUMANS do NOTHING to STOP the MEANIES ? ……….FEAR 
When will I EVOLVE TO HUMAN ? ………..NEVER……….why would I WANT TO ?
When will HUMANS EVOLVE ?
Every time a MEANIE BREAKS MY HEART ………a GOOD ONE comes along to help me mend it
For the GOOD HUMANS……I know you understand my feelings…..you feel them too……..I want you to know that YOU are the ONLY REASON I choose to interact with humans at all……..you give me HOPE….I BELIEVE IN YOU……..I LUV YOU with all of my HEART 
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Giving HEAD ??? ........this pic changed me FOREVER
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Posted:Jan 6, 2008 4:14 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2008 5:09 am
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a buddy sent this to me in an e-mail ...... had to SHARE it
after seein' THIS.....the words GIVIN' HEAD have changed FOREVER to me
this guy must be able to hold his breath for a very LONG TIME........i HOPE
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Hung Like a TREE.......birth of the LUVMUNKEY
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Posted:Jan 5, 2008 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2008 5:11 am
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Luvmunkey's Mom n Dad
MOM
Mom is a Mystical woman possessing Magical Powers.......half/Human....half/Woodland Nymph
Playful, Kind-Hearted, very AFFECTIONATE creature luved by ALL
Powerfully Seductive....stirring Sexual Desires
in ALL creatures 
DAD
Many stories told of my Father....given many names
some call his race ENTS...TREE SHEPHERDS...Protectors of the Magical Forest
to ME....he's known as DAD
Dad is KING of his People...seen as a TREE...a Walking, Talking, LUVING TREE....with Incredible Sexual Powers
been told all my life I take-after my Dad...but never could SEE the resemblance (not in the FACE, anyway)
ALL the munkeys in the Magical Forest LUV to swing from Dad's arms (you might call them Branches) 
Mom just seemed to Enjoy Dad's very LARGE lower branch...she'd swing on that thing FOREVER ....somehow, Dad could make his very LARGE lower branch stick straight-up into the air for hours at a time
When I was very young, my parents told me of the night I was CREATED... 
many moons ago, all the creatures of the Magical Forest were Celebrating LUV FEST.....LUV FEST was a Celebration of SEXUAL DESIRE....the ONE NIGHT when all inhibitions, fears, jealousies, and insecurities would VANISH.....the ONLY remaining EMOTIONS were LUV, KINDNESS, and SEXUAL DESIRE >>!
in the HEAT OF PASSION...the very MOMENT when ALL creatures reached ORGASMIC CLIMAX simultaneously ...\8 ...Mom SCREAMED IN ECSTACY....and out popped ME .....the very first LUVMUNKEY
NEXT POST : LUVMUNKEY'S VILLAGE (growing up as a luvmunkey)
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Explanation of a LUVMUNKEY
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Posted:Dec 31, 2007 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2008 5:09 am
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Luvmunkeys are kind-hearted, LUVING mammals who luv to EXPLORE …….known for their CURIOSITY and ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT, these PLAYFUL creatures are very FRIENDLY and FLIRTACIOUS, especially when interacting with mature FEMALES
A luvmunkey’s view of BLOGLAND is the same as it’s view of the OUTSIDE WORLD …………it’s a JUNGLE …………a Jungle filled with many TREES to PLAY IN and many creatures to play with …………….luvmunkeys swing from tree to tree……..SEARCHING …….it’s unknown EXACTLY what luvmunkeys search for (secretive to the nature of their quests)…….it’s widely believed that luvmunkeys have a SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, which is usually misinterpreted as meaning UNINTELLIGENT ….this is not true 
After continued interaction with a luvmunkey, one begins to realize the AMAZING QUALITIES a luvmunkey possesses …………….like ALL MAMMALS, luvmunkeys KNOW, UNDERSTAND, and EXPERIENCE the FULL RANGE OF EMOTIONS as humans do ……………luvmunkeys are usually HARMLESS, unless someone tries to CAGE one (physically or emotionally)……..any NEGATIVE actions taken with the intention to HURT or HARM a luvmunkey (or anyone a luvmunkey watches over) will result in ANGERING a luvmunkey ……….because luvmunkeys focus on LUV and KINDNESS, it’s often forgotten how POWERFUL and DESTRUCTIVE a luvmunkey can be………….depending on the MOOD of a luvmunkey, usually it will just jump to another tree to avoid harming another………. For those that are truly MEAN-SPIRITED creatures, a luvmunkey will tear it’s tree apart and proceed to DESTROY them………..so, PLAY NICE……..luvmunkeys are a lot of FUN 
Disguised as HUMAN most times, luvmunkeys can be very difficult to recognize by physical appearance……….but the SPIRIT of a luvmunkey never changes  ……….these FEARLESS, CONFIDENT creatures wear clothes (sometimes), shave, shower, live in Homes, work Jobs, TALK (when they WANT to), drive cars, etc. ………….but because of the NATURE of a luvmunkey, this FREE-SPIRIT will strip it’s clothes and swing in the trees as often as possible, and look for other PLAYFUL creatures to interact with
HORNY critters sometimes (almost ALWAYS) happym; ………luvmunkeys express their LUV and AFFECTION for mature females SEXUALLY……………..SEDUCTIVELY CHARMING, INTENSELY PASSIONATE creatures known to INTRIGUE the curiosity and DESIRES of others………..
Consider it COMPLIMENTARY when a luvmunkey comes to visit with you…….don’t be SAD or ANGRY when a luvmunkey chooses to jump to another tree, it’s just the NATURE of a luvmunkey…….if you were KIND and PLAYFUL with the luvmunkey, he will RETURN……..luvmunkeys never forget those they LUV
LUV a luvmunkey
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Help ! ............please ?
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Posted:Dec 29, 2007 7:57 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2008 8:02 pm
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How do you turn a PHOTO into BLING on this site ?
I've seen a few ........ and would LUV to know how to do that
the copy/paste thing didn't work (duh) .....but obviously, it is POSSIBLE somehow
Can someone PLEASE.....PRETTY PLEASE with sugar on top...........help ME (and a very SEXY GF) understand HOW to do that ?
you will be ADMIRED and PRAISED for any help you can offer
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Carefully Worded COMPLIMENTS..............
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Posted:Dec 29, 2007 7:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2008 5:19 am
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"You're OLDER than I thought" ........
for some reason, I'm not exactly sure how to take that as COMPLIMENTARY
in my opinion, I wouldn't have chosen words like THAT.....or not SAID IT in the first 5 MINUTES of the date
over the next 5 hours of the date.....I did HEAR many things my mind will accept as compliments :
you're an ALPHA MALE 
you are so much CUTER than I thought
I could barely get my mouth around it
I really WANT YOU, I mean REALLY WANT YOU
can I keep you for the ENTIRE WEEKEND ?
so many WONDERFUL things said to me ...... the ONE that stands out most in my mind right now, is the OLDER THAN I THOUGHT ....I am 40....never lied about my age....obviously, WRINKLES show (I prefer to think of them as LAUGH LINES)
Have YOU ever been in a situation like this ?
when your DATE says or does something that gets UNDER YOUR SKIN in the first 5 minutes.....but you BLOW IT OFF and let your Seductive Charm and Sparkling Personality take control ......over the next few hours, your date NOW sees you are so incredibly SEXY, so devastatingly ATTRACTIVE, so wonderfully CHARMING and FUNNY and doesn't want to let you go.....you have your date's heart MELTING for you............BUT.......now, few hours later, that really f*cking stupid thing they did or said is nagging at you so much, you just want to get OUT OF THERE
To be HONEST is admirable
To be TACTFUL is so much SMARTER
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Don't read BETWEEN THE LINES...........
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Posted:Dec 17, 2007 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2007 8:35 pm
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here's a woman's personal ad :
A Tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious
take out lines 2 & 4 .....sounds like an ad that belongs on Affairlook
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