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What Are The 2 Things Men Want?
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Posted:Aug 2, 2006 9:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2006 9:48 pm
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As I was sitting and reading about what is going on in sports, I had the coolest idea.
What are the 2 things men want the most? Well hell obvious #1 is sex! OK that #1 is mine, but is the most thing men want too, and the next is any thing to do with sports. My favorite sport is football, and I love Fantasy Football. So I am making Fantasy Football for The Rustic Red House!
Now I will tell you this I love football, I love sex, and if Lois comes to me in the middle of a football game and says Clark we need to play a game of our own, I will be missing part of a football game, that is for sure! Thanks God for DVR....ANYHOW...I am offering it up for the group. Men and women can join the 1st Annual Rustic Red House Fantasy Football League! I know sex, and I know football, let's put me to the test. If there is a lot of call for it, I may open the Rustic Red House for Sunday football, for I will have Direct Ticket on Direct TV, if there is a call for it. I will set up the What Men Want Weekend...That will include College Football Too. But there has to be a call for it.
Also as The Rustic Red House is getting it's start, we have had plans for an alcohol free zone for our club, and Lois and I have had many discussions about this very subject. And we realize, this may not be a realistic idea to have it a free zone for alcohol. How ever we are big believers in NOT HAVING FUCKED UP DRUNK ASSES at our club. This will not be a BOYB club, how ever it will be a club where you can donate to get in and then an additional for certain types of beer and coolers, and my favorite Smirnoff Ice, and other like that. This will be provided for you but at a 3 drink MAXIMUM, not minimum but MAXIMUM. Lois thinks we all should know what we are doing and to whom we will be doing it to. And I agree. Besides I don't want anyone throwing up on my wood floor of my cabin resort! I know you all know what I am talking about. So if you would be interested in free Fantasy Football email me at ya ho o at our same nick as on Affairlook.
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Double jointed dick pic...
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Posted:Jul 29, 2006 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2006 9:17 pm
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Okay, as some of you may know, I have sent out the call for 3 lucky single men and 5 single women..3 bi's and 2 straight for the grand opening of our Texas location for the RRH (check out the website therusticredhouse.com for more info on that. OMG what have I done. In the past week I have gotten sooo many emails from single men that it just be-wildered me. The one thing I HAVE to say is enough with the dick pics. Now normally, I'd be like, bring it on cause I love dicks. I love all sizes and I THOUGHT I loved all shapes, well, that is until I saw the dick of all dicks. It was a double jointed dick. Now, I have seen alot of dicks in my time. Skinny dicks, fat dicks, wannabe dicks (these are the dicks that have been up so far and stretched out with the dick pump that it looks like the skin has been replaced twice already down there..don't know what I mean..well, when you see it you'll say..uhhh huh, I KNOW what she means now!) There are the uncircumcised dicks, the old circumcised dick, the recently circumcised dicks and the fucked-up circumcised dicks..ladies, I KNOW you have seen one of these before. Anyway, today I came across what I'm going to refer to as the double jointed dick. It was straight out, and then, somehow contorted, just the head, downward. I turned my laptop to the side and examined it like I was looking at gray hair trying to pop up on my head. Mesmerized by it's shape. Thinking, no, that's not..what is..whhhaatt the fuck...I just kept stuttering over my words and thoughts trying to figure out what could've caused that dick to be double jointed. For the better of me, I wanted to ask the sender how the hell he got to his dick to do that. I wanted to know if he could contort that thing like that if I was sucking him off. But alas, shortly after sending me the pic, his profile mysteriously disappeared. Hmmmmmmmm, oh well, I look forward to the continued receipt of interest in the RRH, but if you are a single guy, please, do me a favor and if your gonna send a dick pic, make it interesting, NOT weird but interesting. Hell, stick some glasses on it or something so your's stands out. Or simply send a face pic--can't go wrong with that!
Lois
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One More Thing Re:Lois's Post...
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Posted:Jul 26, 2006 5:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2006 5:32 am
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Don't take her literally about the to the Rustic Red House...her quote was "If you have to ask how much it is...the answer is no." I think what she was trying to say, was don't let the cost be a bother in order ot come to the house. Me...I always want to know how much something is, and I have some cash, but I ALWAYS want to know. But that is just for me not because I am cheap, but because I want to know.I would say if you THINK $50 (per couple)is too much for a night out, the Rustic Red House may not be for you.
Clark
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SHIT...
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Posted:Jul 25, 2006 9:29 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 1:55 pm
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OK Lois rolled out of the wrong side of bed....SHIT...but you know what...I agree with her. I know when I was getting ready for a date, I used to put on a nice shirt, and brush my teeth, and comb my hair when I had it (hair that is), but I agree with Lois. If you take a picture, do you really think we want to see what you look like if you were freshly fucked, or like you rolled out of bed. I agree. A little pride please! And lets see you at your best.
Clark
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Anal, but not anal..
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Posted:Jul 25, 2006 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2006 9:51 pm
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So after rolling outta bed this morning, fishing around the cupboards for coffee and the fridge for mountain dew, I clawed my way to the car to head to Starbucks for my Grande Raspberry White Mocha 150* coffee..yeah, that's me. Anal with coffee but not with my own ass..you see, it's an exit only. Have you seen my tat yet..let's just say, it hurt like hell but if you get close enough to me, I'll show it to ya. Getting the Rustic Red House ready has been a bit of a challenge. I mean, I am open to ALL sorts of suggestions as this is YOUR place to party, but hey, a keg sink is NOT going to happen nor is a backyard urinal..where the hell do these ideas come from?? It's NOT a frat house nor is it for teeny boppers. Some may say I'm a perfectionist, and maybe some are right. I set high expectations and strive to meet them. The Rustic Red House is one of them. I have had several emails from couples, as well as singles who want to be invited to the grand opening of the house. I wonder, and, please, comment on this one folks...if you are putting yourself out on there, meeting people why in the WORLD would you not put your best face, ass, dick, or pussy forward. No, we aren't the tiniest people, hell, that would be an understatement, but damn, you better be sure that we bring out our "A" game and send pics of us that are descent. You won't see pictures of me sitting around some dirty ass couch in a nightie that looks like I got it from my grandma. You won't see pics of Clark wearing some torn up shirt that says I'm with stupid..and YES, WE HAVE SEEN THAT! We are the first to say that we are not everyone's type, but hey, really, who is?? The point is, whatever your size or shape, look like to take care of yourself and have a little pride in yourself. We are looking for people who have class, who give a crap about themselves and surroundings. Cause you know what, I'll be damned if we want someone who doesn't to be a part of our group. We want all sorts of shapes and sizes, and Clark actually prefers a women with a little meat on her bones. Size 14 is right up his alley. Also,if you are not used to a higher end lifestyle, we will not be your lead into it. I get to pick the lucky 3 single guys and Clark gets to pick the lucky single gals. Now for me, I like a very distinguished looking guy, but I know some ladies like the younger. Two men will be nice young studs, and perhaps of those a nice exotic looking one..maybe Hawaiian or asian with nice muscles and strong hips--okay, I'm turning myself on now. The other should be perhaps a nice 40-45 year old with either salt and pepper or a slick bald head. Did I tell you I prefer balding men. Okay, wait, let me correct that--if you have a comb over, get over yourself and cut the shit off cause guys, we'd rather rub our titties all over that nice bald head. Really! (Now my panties are really wet.) Back to my point, we are very generous with our friends because we can be, and, we want to share what we have, including the Rustic Red House with you, but, again, bring your "A" game and give a shit about yourself, even if you are a size 20. Oh, and one more thing..if you have to ask "how much is it?" while requesting to attend the party, our answer is NO!
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WOW! What A Day
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Posted:Jul 24, 2006 8:26 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 1:55 pm
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Well Superfriends,
I am taking some time to write. Ask Lois, it was so busy today, that I needed more then one telephone booth though out our fair city to keep up with all the action. By the time I was back into Clark mode, I had to be Superman again. Oh Well Sometimes you have to do what you have to do !
This is actually our/my first post on a "blog". Lois and I are getting our "Rustic Red House" (check out www.therusticredhouse.com ) ready for our Superfiends we will invite to my hidden lair.
Folks, I have been to house party places, let me tell you this...this blows them away. As a matter of fact it blows them right out of the water! Lois is doing her "SUPER" job getting it ready for all of our Superfriends. I will tell you this once you come to my lair you may never want to go to another house party ever again!
I am so happy for Lois! She is working so hard to make it a place that all will want to cum to again and again! And we got it for you! On the web site you will see the outside of my lair, we will get more pictures of this great place on the site soon! We hope that all who get invited to my lair will feel special, because you are. If you get the invite, know that we have choosen you because we feel that an upscale place deserves upscale people. Now do we sound a LITTLE CONCEITED...YES! By all means YES YES YES! Come on..if you want to party at a place that provides just a "house atmosphere" you can dress like you are at home, but you will realize, you are not at a house party, but a resort type of place....Superman's resort if you will! Therefore we ask a few things in return when you get the invite...READ THE WEB PAGE (or read it now)to see what we are talking about. I can not wait! It will be what everyone looks for, and wishes they could go to when they go to a swing club!
Become a VIP, you will get that treatment...VIP! More to cum as far as that is concerned later.
We are looking for the first weekend in October for our GRAND OPENING! Lots of work to be done before then. Hope you all have a Super Week! Stay away from all that Kryptomite out there! In other words stay safe!
Clark
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