11/13/2013
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Posted:Nov 13, 2013 8:23 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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How I feel today 
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Reflection
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Posted:Nov 12, 2013 5:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2013 11:08 am
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Just taking a few to remember my dad who passed away November 12, 2003.
The years add up, but still miss him everyday. 
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The Weekend
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Posted:Nov 7, 2013 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2013 3:02 pm
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The weekend is almost her....what plans do you have?
Leave comments and smile.
Hope everyone has a great one.
And remember the Veterans who made our freedom and country the great place it is. 
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Missing someone
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Posted:Oct 31, 2013 10:16 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2013 10:29 am
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I am missing someone very special to me, hope to see them soon....
Maybe she will show up for Trick or Treats....
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Halloween
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Posted:Oct 31, 2013 6:32 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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Do you dress up on Halloween?
If so, what are you going as this year?
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Happy Halloween
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Posted:Oct 31, 2013 5:35 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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I hope everyone gets a treat.....and maybe turns a few tricks
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Phone Repair
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Posted:Oct 27, 2013 12:51 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called.
And that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic or senile lady.
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
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Trick or Treat
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Posted:Oct 24, 2013 10:03 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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Q: What is a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure.
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So not ready for this
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Posted:Oct 24, 2013 9:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2013 9:51 am
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Saw the first snow of the year today,... flurries is all but it is way to early for that.
Be nice to cuddel up by the fireplace and enjoy.
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Tuesday 10/22
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Posted:Oct 22, 2013 12:22 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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Another beautiful day here....
Love the sunny days and crisp cool nights.
Anyone wanna cuddle?
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Saying I'm Sorry
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Posted:Oct 17, 2013 9:57 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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Recently I have emailed and watched few members on here that are local.
After I think about it, maybe I was being a pest or they thought I was stalking them...but I have lost contact with them.
If they read this, I hope they will understand and accept my apology.
Now, that being said, Lets all get naked and have some fun
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The Stud Rooster
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Posted:Oct 15, 2013 10:31 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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I borrowed this from a friend....hope all enjoy.
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says,
"Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over."
The old rooster says,
"I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Dammit.....
third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Weekend fun
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 11:04 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 3:46 am
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A friend posted on an earlier blog about sitting around the bonfire and enjoying the evening.
Well, Saturday evening I did build a small fire, roasted a few marshmellow, and relaxed.....alone.
I could not help but think of the post, and how sweet it would have been......
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