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2nd Floor...Lingerie
Posted:Jan 30, 2013 12:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2013 3:08 pm
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A nice start to a lingerie collection I think.
I will be sharing these pieces in upcoming blogs, so stay tuned and be sure to watch my bloggy blog!


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Size Doesn't Matter - LOL
Posted:Jan 29, 2013 12:24 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2013 11:57 pm
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Another funny! Apparently the average size of an erect penis is 5.1-5.9 inches in length. According to good ole wikepedia. This is what they had to say about the smallest penis: "An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just under 3 inches, but otherwise formed normally, is referred to in medicine as a micropenis."
Fun Facts!


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~ After Sex Comments ~
Posted:Jan 26, 2013 12:34 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2013 9:18 am
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I found this fun little piece of information today.
Which comment are you?
Is it true? lol
I am a Cancer...my comment is probably a little true lol. Weird...


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Kinky Sex
Posted:Jan 24, 2013 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2013 12:00 am
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This probably has some ring of truth to it for some. For others however, we already do the kinky, acrobat moves ahahaha!
At any rate, i still thought it was funny.
Enjoy!


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Where Do I know You From?
Posted:Jan 22, 2013 9:35 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2013 12:01 am
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OMG...I have had no sleep!! Gonna take a nap but here is a joke for y'all.
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He walks over to her and she greets him warmly. He's rather taken aback because he can't figure out where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my .' His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your 's teacher.


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For The Man Who Has Everything...
Posted:Jan 22, 2013 2:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2013 9:43 pm
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No? Bawhahaha!


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Morning Sex
Posted:Jan 20, 2013 1:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2013 1:01 am
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I thought this was pretty funny and wanted to share it.


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Being Ridiculous
Posted:Jan 18, 2013 1:12 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2013 2:25 am
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Marylin speaks the truth! I have always used humor to get through life. Laughing is just a really good feeling and the smile it puts on your face is a plus as well.

I love to joke about everything. Keep things light. Life is sometimes way too serious. So you have to just do what you can to keep things simple, fun, and fabulous! Just like Marylin!.... Minus the drugs....and adultery...hehehe...she was BEAUTIFUL!!
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Just Breathe.....in and then out....;-)
Posted:Jan 18, 2013 12:51 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2013 1:45 am
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Hey all!
Just a quick blog.
I use a lot of things to de-stress my life.
My obsession is watching videos on the tube of you.
I have subscribed to all sorts of channels there. It is relaxing to me.
I also like to read my magazines.
Paint my nails.
Put on a great smelling parfume.
Burn my candles.
Watch a good movie.
Watch reality t.v. (I am a housewives junkie lol)
Play Fluxx with the family. We just got Zombie fluxx and it is a riot.
I used to like to make my jewelry, but lately my hands hurt too much to be able to.
I have a paint by number to start. lol...don't laugh or knock it! It looks like a lot of fun. I get a lot of relaxation out of stuff like that. I have my own colors and coloring books too because that is also very relaxing.

Anyhow...those are just some of the things that I like to do to de-stress. What about you?

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HNW - Late & A Thank You
Posted:Jan 16, 2013 11:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2014 12:31 am
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I am late for the HNW post. But better late than never. Right?

I also want to thank whomever nominated me for
February Blogopolitan cover.
So be sure to go and put a vote in for me! Please! Just click here: [post 3078459]

Here is just a small part of my morning routine

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