Ending Gold Membership
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Posted:Aug 13, 2016 9:46 am
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Greetings fellow kinky people,
After reviewing both my activity at this site and my finances, I've decided to not renew my gold membership. Most of my Affairlook friends are folks who I already knew via other circumstances and I will maintain contact with them through those means. There were simply too many times that I encountered picture collectors and women & couples who turned out to be fakes and/or flakes. So, to my friends, please contact me via email or Fetlife. As of 8/21/16, I will be a regular member.
Kindest regards,
- Jerome
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Remembering the Paris Theater
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Posted:Jun 12, 2016 10:45 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 12:9 pm
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Greetings fellow kinksters,
As previously mentioned, the Paris Theater sadly shut its doors for the last time on 6/7/16. What follows is a report from a gentleman who was fortunate to experience the last night of delightful debauchery that occurred there. Enjoy!
"Went to the Paris a little after 8pm expecting to see the NNCS (the Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker), who usually visits Tuesday evenings. Instead found a young woman (the Orange Flag and later arena bed woman), sitting by herself in the middle of the regular seats.
I waited to make sure she hadn't come with a partner who might have been in the john, and then sat beside her. She glanced over through her glasses and proceeded to fondle my johnson. I returned her groping and we were suddenly surrounded by some of the other patrons who realized she was ready to play. She asked if I was ready to accompany her to the arena bed just as another guy's hand snaked down and into her panties.
Then it was game on. She lay back on the table and a naked fellow quickly mounted her. He switched to anal after she said nodded her approval, and the small Tuesday night crowd soon added a cock to each hand and one at her face as well as some titty sucking. She was very wet and had a wonderful full, kinky bush, and just the right amount of aroused pussy smell.
The fellow in her ass moved up to her mouth and I followed licking her sweet meats. Soon the fellow shot his wad in her mouth and she turned to hand a condom to a large brother and asked if he was ready. She ended up giving him oral. She then asked one of the guys jacking off by her face to cum on her face, which he did - nicely coating her glasses. She asked for more cum on her face while a nice looking older fellow was working several fingers into her very wet hole.
As I too came on her face and glasses, the fellow working her clit reported that it had gotten significantly harder with each facial cum. She acknowledged that cum on her face always really turned her on, and yes, her clit was getting harder in response.
As most of the small crowd had been relieved of our loads, the older gentleman continued to show off his mastery of finger manipulation. Had she been a squirter, I'm sure he would have made her squirt like no tomorrow. As it was, he gave her a tremendous orgasm and was kind enough to leave his fingers inside her for a long while while she recovered.
It seemed like the natural conclusion of a one-act play, so I waved adieu and headed into the night knowing this Orange Flag would surely be coming again soon.
~ORichard"
So there you have it. The Paris certainly went out with a (gang)bang. And as I've always said...
Some people watch porn, while others choose to live it.
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The Paris Theater / RIP
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Posted:Jun 12, 2016 10:34 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 12:9 pm
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Greetings fellow kinksters,
While the obvious focus of this group is the adult theaters in our area, there is sad news that affects our overall community. After 22 years of providing a fantastic venue to let your freak flag fly, the legendary Paris Theater of Portland closed earlier this week for the last time. In the words of its owner, Ray:
"I wish to express my thanks to all of the wonderful customers we have served over the past 22 years. It is not just a customer base, but true friendships. The memories will never fade."
A new owner has taken over and is remodeling, with plans to open a bar/concert venue with an occasional showing of "Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Over the years the Paris hosted a number of incredible hotwives, including but certainly not limited to Leila, Koral, Hawaiian Eyefull, the Naughty Librarian, Daisy Train, the Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker and Cathy. Just as amazing were the wives/girlfriends who dropped in just once to savor the company of their husband/boyfriend in the Couples Oasis as everyone watched or stepped down to the Arena Table to take on every guy in attendance. Hopefully, these couples and single ladies will transition over to the Oregon Theater and continue Portland's legacy of being a wonderful city for kinky folks.
Many thanks to Ray who, after owning/operating both the Jefferson & Paris Theaters, has definitely earned a restful retirement.
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A Traveler's Experience at the Paris Theater
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Posted:Dec 19, 2015 8:13 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2016 11:08 pm
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Season's Greetings kinky people! This is an excellent theater report written by a gentleman who visited the Paris Theater earlier this year, and it's definitely worth reading. It provides a snapshot of several visits to the theater and certainly belongs on Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Adult Theater Sex blog.
Enjoy,
I was recently in Portland for a few weeks during a business trip and made several visits to the Paris during that time. What follows is an extra long set of reports from my trip.
Now, I'd been aware of what goes on in adult theaters for about eight years. I am too young to have participated in the glory years of the '70s and '80s. My first experience (and only, until I visited Portland) was in the Strand Theater, in Kansas City, Missouri, sometime in 2008. The patrons of that place are mostly from the gay community and I left as soon as I entered. The impression stayed with me and for quite a few years I held the belief that adult theaters are primarily places for gay men to hook up, with females participating so rarely that for straight men it is not worth going. Sometime later I read about the Art Cinema online and found LIzardo's blog with reports featuring hetero sex from across the country. It sounded like a blast, but I didn't live close to any of the venues frequently mentioned on that blog. And even then, I still believed that the chance of encountering any women would be very low.
When I learned I needed to travel to Portland, I vaguely recalled that there was an adult theater there that had been featured in a lot of reports. I dug through the blog and found a number of posts about Ray's Paris Theater (and also the Oregon Theater). But there hadn't been any recent reports about it, and even worse, no visit announcements in months. I did an internet search to see how far it would be from where I was staying, and came across the Paris website. This flag system - How interesting! And so many of them! Judging from the number of flags on a daily basis, it looked like I would have a sure shot of meeting someone interesting. And if I didn't feel like waiting inside, I could hang out downtown and head into the theater once I saw an alert on my phone. I did more digging and found this Yahoo group. Reading the reports posted here convinced me even further, Because of all this, a visit to the Paris became an absolute must instead of a distant possibility.
I made my first visit on Wednesday, the 19th. On the train ride down, I saw an alert for a red flag on my phone. I already felt excited and had high anticipation. I was also nervous at the remote possibility that one of the people I was doing business would see me going in - I got off the train at Skidmore, and immediately saw one of them! Fortunately, he was waiting for a train in the opposite direction and didn't want to go for drinks or dinner.
A short walk later, and I finally opened the door to the Paris. I paid the entry fee and went in. The younger attendant (I later met Ray, the older guy) briefly explained what to expect in the theater. While he gave me the lowdown, I began to get a partial erection because I could hear the moans of the screen actress coming from the theater. The red flag that I'd been alerted to on the train had already left, and all of the patrons in the theater were other dudes. I love porn and was content to watch the movie for a while. The attendant from the front approached me again and brought me back out of the theater for some more explanation. In short, he told me that he was in correspondence with one of the regular female customers. She enjoys meeting new guys, and that she might be coming to visit on account of me. My heartbeat began to speed up and I struggled to relax because of the heightened anticipation. I waited for perhaps 45 or 60 minutes, and it turned out that she wasn't going to visit on this particular day. Still, the host told me that the best time to come is on Friday and Saturday nights, from 10:00pm to 2:00am. So, I planned to make my return visit on Friday.
On Friday, around 9:30, I made my way into the Paris again, this time greeted by who I presume to be Ray, the owner. Again, there were no women in the theater, so I enjoyed several scenes of high-definition pornography on the screen. The doors opened and closed and the floor creaked enough times that I more or less stopped thinking about the people coming in.
Suddenly, though, I heard the voice of a woman speaking from the back of the room. I turned to look, and saw that most of the other men had already gathered by the fence at the couples area. Many had their cocks out and were stroking. I walked up too, and peered over. A woman in her 40s or 50s was seated next to her husband or boyfriend, and was looking at all of us horny guys, surveying which ones she might want to get acquainted with. "Do you see anything you like, Baby Doll?", her man asked. She said she saw a lot of things she liked. She gestured toward one particular fellow and he was brought into the couples area. They opened with some small talk, and before long, she laid on her back on a couch or table with the chosen guy's face buried between her legs. She looked out at us while this happened and seemed to enjoy that she being watched. Soon, she sat at the edge of the couch/table while the man stood straight up and reciprocated the favor. When she paused at sucking him, she would glance back out at us and made eye contact with me several times. Then, it came time for them to do the main event. However, they had different preferences regarding condom use and it was not to be.
Around this time, *two more* couples came into the theater and sat on the couches behind Baby Doll and her man, watching the action. She called up another guy from the gallery, but this proved to be a false start as well. He got stage fright and couldn't get hard enough to get inside her. This didn't dissuade her, though, and at this point she decided to heat things up by heading down to the arena table. Most of the hopefuls that had been watching followed her, while a few stayed in case the other couples wanted attention.
It was crowded around the table. Baby Doll was on her back, with a man on top of her and the husband/boyfriend close by, ensuring that the pace of the action was to her liking. The table was surrounded by men standing shoulder to shoulder with their cocks out and stroking, a few receiving an occasional helping hand or even a blowjob.from Baby Doll. After the first man reached his climax, another climbed up and began thrusting away into her. Then, a second couple descended into the arena. Since the table was occupied, the woman put her hands on the side of the stage and bent over while being fucked from behind. It was really getting busy now, as each woman had a crowd of men around her. It was also crazy to hear the sounds of both having sex, as well as the sound of the movie.
Baby Doll worked out with a couple more guys and gave her husband/boyfriend a go as well. After that, a younger man assertively announced "I want to cum in your pussy" and climbed onto the table, The third couple had come down into the arena as well, though they were just watching. And, now there was a fourth woman in the theater, a sexy latina who was also just watching. She stood next to me as I watched the table, and encouraged me to play with Baby Doll's breasts. The young man reached a shuddering orgasm and slowly pulled out his cock. True to his word, there was a large glob of cum dripping out of Baby Doll's pussy. Her husband/boyfriend seemed very turned on by this. That was the end of the show for Baby Doll, though, and they ceded the table to the other couple.
This was a sexy red-haired cougar who preferred to take the guys on in doggy-style. She got really loud sometimes, too. I loved it. By now it seemed enough of the guys had been satisfied that I was able to get in close. I unzipped and soon became hard from watching her fuck and suck on the table. Occasionally, her hand found its way to my shaft and gave a few strokes. The latina stood next to me and encouraged me to fondle the woman on the table, sometimes even taking my hand and placing it on to the breasts of the other woman. Some guys nearby tried to get the latina to play with them, but she declined. The red-haired cougar worked through a few guys, and another got up on the table. He had performance problems though, and couldn't seem to get in. He got off the table, and suddenly there seemed to be no one ready. That sweet pussy was ready for more, but nobody was stepping up.
Well, my cock was hard and I figured it was time to get in on the action. I put on a condom and climbed up behind her. Unfortunately, my performance was really pathetic! I was super exited for my first theater romp and my nerves were going crazy. I began to cum almost immediately after I slipped inside her. I tried to make the most of it by thrusting as I came, but I was probably on the table for 30 seconds, max! After that, I rather sheepishly exited the theater to get some food, planning to return for a second shot if I could get one.
I bought some food truck rollup and returned probably 20 or 30 minutes later. The other couples had all left, but the red haired cougar was still on the table giving all she had, with the solo latina sitting on the stage watching. There wasn't as much of a crowd anymore and so I stood next to the table watching a guy just pounding away on her. Really awesome. The latina came over to me and encouraged me to fondle the cougar and to get my cock out. I did, and received some strokes from the cougar as she continued to get a very vigorous fucking. When that guy finished, I thought I might have a second go with her, but when it turned out she was out of water, she and her husband decided to end the night.
By now, it was about 2:00am, and the solo latina as the only woman left in the theater. She stayed down in the main theater area.I thought she was sexy, and we made sustained eye contact a number of times. She shifted her position and went in and out of the theater a few times. For a while, she sat right in front of me. She stood up and put her hand on my shoulder, and we made a bit of small talk. Now, my gut instinct was strongly saying that she was being coy and wanted me to come on to her. But, in my preparation to visit, I had read many times that the number one spoiler of the adult-theater game for women is overly aggressive guys, especially younger men (like me) who are clueless about backing off when a woman isn't interested. I had seen several other guys approach her, and she turned them all down and said she just liked to watch. So, when I spoke to her, I was acted very neutral and didn't make any moves, even though I strongly wanted to get down with her. She exited the theater after our short conversation, and about 10 minutes after that I decided it was time for me to go, too. As I left, I saw the solo latina going back in! But I was feeling sleepy at this point and just went back to my hotel. I feel sad for fumbling a good opportunity like that, but I already experienced one girl that night, so I have no right to complain.
My final experience was on the 23rd, during the 'Kinky Karaoke' event. They don't have theaters like this where I live, so I wanted to get the most out of my stay in Portland. This time, things had already gotten going by the time I entered. There was a guy singing on the stage with a porn movie in the background, and a woman getting fucked on the arena table. It was another cougar, this time blonde. I believe she said her name was Lisa. There were men seated around the table, but none were up close to her except the lucky fellow who was inside her. I decided to follow my peers and just sat down and watched. I made sustained eye contact with the woman several times as I watched her bounce against the guy's cock. After a while though, it seemed like he had run out of steam and couldn't stay up. He apologized to her and took a seat somewhere in the middle rows. She looked over to me and invited me to join her. How could I say no?
She gave me a nice, slurpy blowjob for a bit to get me to maximum hardness, then put a condom on me and laid back. It felt pretty surreal as I climbed on top of her while listening to some guy singing Pink Floyd on a karaoke microphone. Thankfully, I had become accustomed to the environment and wasn't nervous at all, and didn't repeat Friday's awful performance. Lisa and I found a nice rhythm, and I kind of zoned out and didn't hear the music anymore. I'm not sure how long I was up there. My cock slipped out a couple of times, and I was really surprised at how it was practically dripping wet with pussy juice. Lisa encouraged me to cum, as she had to leave soon, but I couldn't quite get there. None the less, it was a fun time and I thanked her for it.
I noticed that there was a decent crowd over on the right side of the theater. I walked over and saw a brunette with sexy big boobs getting some finger stimulation from one guy as she sucked another. Her name was Gemini, if I recall correctly. She got really loud and her voice filled the theater. It was a good show. She squirted enough that they needed to bring in a towel for her to sit on, although I couldn't see the squirting from where I stood. Next, the man she had been sucking suited up and gave her a terrific fucking in all sorts of ways - Hard, fast, slow and deep. Both participants seemed to greatly enjoy it, as well as the hopefuls watching from the rail. This was followed by some more fingering, then a she got on her knees to give a blowjob to one of the onlookers. It was actually the same guy who had been fucking the red-haired cougar so well Friday. Gemini had her back to the gallery while she was sucking him. She brought him up to a big climax and he tensed up and groaned a little. When she stood up and faced toward us, she had a super sexy half smile on her face. I noticed a glistening streak of something going from her mouth to her chin, which she soon wiped off. I think she took his cum in her mouth and swallowed it! It was a very sexy event to watch. That was all for Gemini, and she left the theater soon after. I did as well, since there were no women left and it was getting late.
As a strange epilogue: I stopped in Las Vegas after leaving Portland, and visited the Erotic Heritage Museum there. On one of the walls, they have a giant sheet of paper where museum visitors write their sexual experiences. Someone had written "I fucked 3 guys at the Paris Theater in Portland, OR!" on the sheet. Then, in another coincidence, upstairs in the museum are some replicas of peepshow booths, glory holes, adult arcade machines and such. There was also a mini adult theater, which for whatever reason, is modeled after the Paris! It even says 'Paris Theater' above the doorway, and has a poster for Ray's Paris Theater on the wall.
All in all, I think it's a terrific place that you have in Portland. I would certainly be a regular visitor if I lived there. It looks like if you are a guy, your chances are good as long as you can get hard enough. And if you're a girl, you can probably get all you want from any men of your choosing! I think the system of chaining off the couples and female-only areas is a great idea and really builds up the comfort level for the women who visit.
****Dear Affairlook Mods: This post has absolutely nothing to do with banned topics such as hate/weapons/under age depictions, so kindly approve this post or contact me directly regarding why you have a problem with it.
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Beautiful Thoughts...
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Posted:Oct 20, 2015 11:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2015 11:13 pm
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I discovered this on a friend's tumblr page. Loved it and had to share it:
"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."
Wow... Utterly beautiful.
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Field Report: The Paris Theater on 10/9/2015
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Posted:Oct 17, 2015 9:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2016 7:06 pm
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Hello everyone,
As some of you may know, I periodically provide articles for Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters under the pen-name "The PNW ". It's a blog about the adult theater scene that covers activity the United States and Canada.
http://Affairlook.com
Below, please see a report about my recent visit to the Paris Theater in Portland, Oregon. The Paris is possibly one of the more active adult theaters in the United States, and it's always a fun place to visit.
Field Report: The Paris Theater on 10/9/2015
Greetings from the Emerald City. Thanks to a last minute work trip to Portland, Oregon, I had the pleasure of visiting the Paris Theater on the evening of 10/9/15. While our usual cool & crisp Pacific Northwest fall weather made me wish I’d packed a jacket, the heat being generated in the theater certainly warmed me up. Two red flags had already been posted by Ray, so I was curious to see what was going on.
I entered and discovered a couple playing in the Oasis. The gentleman was coaxing all sorts of moans and cries of passion from his lovely friend as he ravished her…finger fucking (and possibly fisting her at one point) as she eagerly enjoyed his cock. They were present the approximate three hours I was there, eventually going on to become the Dungeon flag that was posted later in the evening.
As this was occurring, a second couple was seated in the main theater. This gentleman was stroking himself as he alternated between massaging his wife’s pussy, spanking her inner thighs & pussy, and tugging her forward to suck his cock. She resembled a mature Leslie Mann, but with very short dark hair. I took a seat nearby and occasionally looked over as she moaned or when I heard the crack of his palm kisses, giving them time to enjoy each other and build up the heat. This eventually gave way to mutual glances and smiles of appreciation, until the hunger took over and she moved forward to feed upon both me and another lucky gentleman. She was in primal slut mode at this point, sucking both of us hard as she bent over at the waist and spread her feet wide so yet another gent could sink deep inside of her. Before long, both of us sprayed our cum all over her smiling face and our cocks were replaced by two others. As another gentleman donned a condom to fuck her, she looked over her shoulder to smile and say, “In my ass, please?” She took several breaks, eventually going on to enjoy most of the gentlemen in attendance (and a second load from your humble scribe).
While most of us were enjoying Mrs. Mann’s company, a beautiful blond BBW and her arrived for what appeared to be a prearranged BBC date. Her date greeted her with a hug and kiss, and then they moved to the Bedroom to enjoy each others’ company…her moans emanating from that area of the theater and joining those coming from the Dungeon.
I took a break to grab some coffee and bacon maple bar from next door. Just as I got up to leave, an Orange flag was posted by Ray. I could hear her cries from the lobby as I returned. She was an utterly adorable Gabrielle Union lookalike, perhaps 25 years old, who was bent over the edge of the Arena bed and being fucked hard while she alternated between sucking the dozen or so other cocks that surrounded her. And although she was indeed surrounded, she was in total control of the situation…checking for condom usage and repositioning guys as she desired. At one point she smiled sweetly at me after pulling my cock from her mouth, saying “Ready?”, and quickly swinging around to my side of the table so I too could enjoy her very tight pussy.
Although I detested the thought of leaving, I had an early flight the next morning. As always, the Paris Theater lived up to its legendary status as part of this thing of ours’.
Stay kinky my friends,
The PNW
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Rules for Adult Theater Sex
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Posted:Oct 17, 2015 9:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2016 8:13 am
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This Rules of Theater Sex piece is a wonderful primer about the adult theater scene. It was written by blogger T.H. Barker. I obtained this from Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters.
Read it, share it. It's really good.
RULES FOR THEATER SEX by T.H. Barker
GENERAL:
1. An adult theater is an ANONYMOUS place, not a PRIVATE one. Do NOT got to an adult theater for PRIVACY. You WILL be seen - the one thing you cannot do is keep the other patrons from watching. And ANYTHING you're doing is more interesting to us, the other patrons, than what is on the screen. You should expect to be watched while you're being fondled (male or female). In fact, you should expect to draw a crowd of admirers! If it excites you, we're thrilled. If you don't want it to happen, rent a video and go home. DON'T expect us to ignore you.
2. Unless you are obviously having an AWFUL time, you will be approached at some point. Some couples come here looking for the attention of one or more anonymous males - we need to know whether you are in this group - especially since it is the one nearest and dearest to our hearts! Expect it! Deal with it properly! See the specifics below...
3. When you leave, you are likely to be followed by one or more of us who hope for a more comfortable interlude. A simple 'no' will suffice. No need to be nasty. On the other hand, you HAVE tried the fellow out - maybe he'll do...
LADIES:
1. You ARE a lady! We, the other patrons, do NOT think you are a slut! I've seen women worry about this on a number of occasions, and it is unfounded! To us, you are a fine lady who has graciously allowed us to experience your sexuality, at some level or another. We are grateful, and eager to assist, should you want it. It is our sincerest wish that you enjoy yourself thoroughly, and come back, again and again!
2. Looks and age mean nothing to us. It means nothing to us if you are hugely overweight, or sixty, or your breasts sag. You are a sexual being or you wouldn't be there, and we see you for the Venus you are; the fact that you are the type of brave soul who would bathe herself in sexual stimulation in our presence causes you to be precious to us beyond the effects of any surface blemishes you may have. You may get less attention, but you will not get NO attention. In fact, you can expect to be surrounded by male admirers from all points of the compass, vying to bask in the aura of your sensuality. Please treat this activity as such, not as an imminent attack. The last thing any of us wishes is to do you injury.
3. You are PERFECTLY SAFE here! You control things, and we will listen and abide by the wishes of you and your date. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself, as Winston Churchill once said. Should one of us be less than adept at the performance of whatever service you have been generous enough to allow him, either instruct the miscreant in the proper execution of the activity, or wave him off and have him replaced by another. You may grant or withhold your favors at will on an individual basis; the fact that you allow one of us to touch you does not grant a license to any other. Timidity is unnecessary, and will get in everybody's way. You OWN the place, as soon as you take your seat - act like it! Make your wants, needs, and restrictions known, clearly, and everyone will abide by them.
4. At some point in the evening, you will be touched by a strange male. He is asking you if he (we) may participate in your arousal. Expect it. Do not overreact. HE IS AS SCARED AND NERVOUS AS YOU ARE, but he is performing a valuable service by determining the depth of your interest. You can "just say no" and he (we) will withdraw from the fray. It may happen more than once. Sorry. We may assume that the first brave soul did not pique your interest, or a late arrival may not get the word. But if that's what you really want, we'll stay away.
5. There will NOT be a gang bang! Theater seats do not allow for it. The only way that you will enjoy more than the attention of three or four extra pairs of hands touching your body is if you go to some effort to assist in the operation and your man actively supports it.
6. YOU grant access to your charms. Your man controls it, but you grant it. We WILL take "No" for an answer, but you may have to repeat yourself. The best thing you can do is to be very clear about your wants, needs and limits. We want you to get every sensation you want out of the experience - and none that you don't!
7. One or more of us may expose themselves to you. Let's face it, a good deal of masturbation goes on here, and you're going to be a major SOURCE of entertainment, as well as being a recipient! Some ladies like it - after all, it's a compliment, after a fashion, and it may increase your arousal to observe this person and examine his 'equipment', which may differ markedly from you man's. If you don't, don't look. Wave him off, if you must. No need to get excited about it. You may see homosexual activity. Most of us are NOT really homosexuals - we're merely highly sexed men without any outlets. The fact that YOU are getting so much attention should be a dead giveaway. You have entered a haven for the sexually desperate, and we are doing what we must to get some kind of satisfaction. We're sorry if you're offended. Help us, if you can.
8. Realize that while we have no interest in hurting you or making you unhappy, we are NOT your man. He has all the time in the world to wine you and dine you and make you feel special. We have ONE SHOT, in the dark, and we're going to push your limits, just to find out what they are. Understand this activity for what it is and be firm but forgiving. Review rule #3. If you can avoid surrendering to quite unreasonable fear and assert yourself, you're going to have an incredible experience. Anything less will cause you to miss out.
9. You're as free as you want to be. If you just want to be touched on the leg, no problem. If you just want to be watched, no problem. If you want to have literally every erogenous zone you possess simultaneously stimulated, no problem! We will do what you want. We're happy, literally thrilled, with any crumbs you care to scatter. Just because you give your man the whole shooting match does not mean we expect it. We may ask, but we'll accept your answer. The absolute minimum that you should expect is that several of us will watch avidly from the surrounding seats, which should be no surprise. We WILL limit ourselves to this, if it is your wish, without complaint, and applaud your efforts vociferously. To us, you are living proof that some women REALLY DO like sex, and that makes you a precious commodity.
MEN:
1. DON'T take your lady to an adult theater if you're jealous, or prone to violent reaction to other males! It's a public place! If you want to fondle your lady in private, take her somewhere private! If, on the other hand, you or your lady get a thrill out of seeing and being seen at sexual activity, this is the place for you!
2. DON'T take your lady to an adult theater if she can't handle it (or you) in public! If she sits there the whole time looking scared, embarrassed, and disgusted, you're probably in the wrong place. We're saddened for you. Take her home before you damage your relationship. Set expectations before you arrive (That's what this document is for! Get her to read it, if possible!) HINT: If she won't have sex with YOU with the lights on, chances are she will be uninterested in attending an adult theater...
3. Be vigilant, but do NOT overreact! Raise a finger at the miscreant, and say "No!" That's REALLY all it takes! In the unlikely event he is an idiot, there are undoubtedly six other guys in the vicinity who will be happy to break both of his arms for you. We're all very pleased that you have chosen to share your lady's favors with us, and will be happy to support YOU, not HIM, in an effort to see to it that you bring her back!
4. Control of the situation is in YOUR hands, from the outset. We will listen to your lady, but we, like you, we hope she will change her mind. YOU should be proactive, setting limits and enforcing them. At the point where she grants access to the first guest, there will be a rush to join in. Control things, RIGHT THEN, or she will be overwhelmed. No one wants to hurt her, but we're male, too, and we all stupidly rush to get in on things. Pick out one or two contestants (hopefully including that fellow who bravely opened the door) and wave the others off. They'll settle back to watch. You may have to reinforce it periodically, but that's ok. Think about it - you'd be pushy, too! If things get out of hand (this will be a perception on her part, not reality - she continues to be perfectly safe) and your lady gets scared and decides it is time to leave, it's YOUR fault! YOU didn't control things, keeping them at a comfortable level for her.
5. If you're bi and want attention, too, someone will offer to take care of it if you're clear about it. We probably won't want to embarrass you or reveal a possible secret in front of your lady, so you will need to be clear...
GOOD IDEAS:
1. Sit with her one or (at most) two seats in from the aisle, and him on the other side. Most couples figure this out instinctively. This allows an approach, but limits numbers. It also gets you far enough from the aisle that we aren't tempted to stand there. On the other hand, if you're truly comfortable with the environment, sit right down front so she can get all the attention she wants... In the seats, masturbation is the effective limit of activity that can be provided to her, although she may deign to deliver a little fellatio; she may be touched all over, but sex is difficult unless she rides your lap. Down front, cunnilingus is possible, along with actual penetration, if that is her wish.
2. Wear clothes that are conducive to the level of contact you are looking for. Jeans work really well if she wants virtually nothing, but are a pain if/when she changes her mind. A skirt, on the other hand, with or without panties... Perhaps she will want to go braless. If he is expecting to get some attention, either from her or from others, loose shorts or sweatpants seem to be a good idea.
3. Try to avoid mixed messages. The sooner everyone understands what you are attempting to accomplish, the sooner everyone can settle back and have fun! If he is sitting there glaring at all comers and she is sitting with her knees together and her hands crossed over her breasts, it will be difficult for us to determine that you want us to participate in your experience! Relax! Kiss, fondle, enjoy yourselves! When (not if!) the overture occurs, accept or deny the attention as is your will, without making a scene, and we can all get on with whatever level of participation you have granted us, be it mere observation, or something more. Nothing is more frustrating that having one or both of you giving off 'forbidden' signals, only to discover as you rise to leave that you wanted help...
****Dear Affairlook Mods: This post has absolutely nothing to do with banned topics such as hate/weapons/under age depictions, so kindly approve this post or contact me directly regarding why you have a problem with it. Otherwise, kindly go fuck yourselves.
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