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Posted:Aug 12, 2014 1:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2014 1:13 am
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I'm interested in good looking, intelligent, considerate, and entertaining people to hang out with. I'm into ladies that maintain at least an average level of fitness.
I am very laid back and just want to hangout with fun seeking people. I workout 6 days a week and stay between 6-8% body fat. Finally, I am NOT interested in collecting thousands of internet friends...I make real friends.
Things I'm not interested in:
BBWs, gay or bisexual guys, people unable to send current face/ body pictures, people that just want to send a million emails back and forth, or people without cell phones.
My Ideal Person: I'm attracted to athletic, petite, or average built women. Race is not an issue..beautiful is beautiful PERIOD. I'm also a push over for amazing eyes and a great smile.
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Posted:May 8, 2014 9:39 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 11:31 pm
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और बनाओ आधार कार्ड
2020 का एक दृश्य
पप्पू ने पिज्जा हट में फ़ोन किया।
सेल मैन- पिज्जा हट, नमस्कार !
ग्राहक पप्पू- हैलो, आप मेरे घर पिज्जा भेज दीजिए।
सेल मैन- सर, पहले आप अपना आधार कार्ड नंबर बाता दीजिए।
पप्पू- ठीक है... मेरा नम्बर ********* - *********** - ******* है।
सेल मैन- ओके... आप हैं ... श्रीमान राजू और आप हाऊस नम्बर 3**5, कैलाशपुरी, चेन्नई से बोल रहे हैं। आपके घर का फ़ोन नंबर ********* और आपके कार्यालय का नम्बर ******** है और अपने मोबाइल ********** है। अभी आप अपने घर का नंबर से फोन कर रहे हैं।
पप्पू चकित होकर- आपको मेरे सभी फ़ोन नंबर कैसे मिले?
सेलमैन- हम आधार सिस्टम से जुड़े हैं।
पप्पू- मैं अपनी डबल मोजरेला पिज्जा ऑर्डर करना चाहता हूँ।
सेल मैन- आपके लिए यह अच्छा विचार नहीं है सर !
पप्पू- ऐसा कैसे?
सेलमैन- आपके मेडिकल रिकॉर्ड के अनुसार, आप उच्च रक्तचाप और उच्च कोलेस्ट्रॉल से पीड़ित हैं सर !
पप्पू- तो क्या? तुम मुझे क्या सलाह देते हो कि मैं क्या मंगाऊँ?
सेल मैन- हमारा कम चिकनाई वाला होक्किन पिज्जा मंगा लीजिए, आप इसे पसंद करेंगे।
पप्पू- आप यह कैसे कह सकते हैं कि यह मुझे पसन्द आएगा?
सेलमैन- पिछले हफ्ते आपने नेशनल लाइब्रेरी से 'लोकप्रिय होक्किन व्यंजन' नामक पुस्तक ली थी।
पप्पू- छोड़ो, यही ठीक है... मुझे तीन बड़े आकार वाले भिजवा दीजिए।
सेलमैन- आप सही कह रहें हैं, आपके घर में सात लोगों के लिए 3 बड़े वाले काफ़ी हैं सर ! कुल 2100 रुपये हुए।
पप्पू- मैं क्रेडिट कार्ड से भुगतान कर दूंगा।
सेलमैन- आप हमें नकद भुगतान ही देना सर ! आपके क्रेडिट कार्ड की सीमा खत्म हो गई है और आपने अपने बैंक के 168745 रुपये देने हैं पिछले साल जुलाई के बाद से, आपके होम लोन और उस पर देर से भुगतान शुल्क इसमें शामिल नहीं है।
पप्पू- मैं पास के एटीएम से पैसे निकाल लूँगा आपके आदमी के आने से पहले !
सेलमैन- आप ऐसा नहीं कर सकते, आप अपने ओवरड्राफ्ट सीमा को समाप्त कर चुके हैं।
पप्पू- कोई बात नहीं, मैं पैसों का इन्तजाम कर लूंगा, पिज्जा कब तक आ जाएगा?
सेल मैन- लगभग 45 मिनट में सर ! लेकिन अगर आप इंतजार नहीं कर सकते तो आप खुद अपनी मोटर साइकिल पर आकर ले जा सकते हैं।
पप्पू- क्या?
सेल मैन- सिस्टम में विवरण के अनुसार, आप एक मोटरसाइकिल रजिस्ट्रेशन नंबर **** के मालिक हैं।
पप्पू- ?? इन लोगों को भी मेरे बाइक के नम्बर का भी पता है !
सेलमैन- आप कुछ और चाहते हैं सर?
पप्पू- कुछ नहीं ! वैसे तुम कोला की 3 मुफ़्त बोतलें मुझे दे रहे हैं ना जैसा आपके विज्ञापन में बताया गया है?
सेल मैन- हम आपको देते सर, लेकिन आपके रिकॉर्ड के आधार पर आपको शूगर है तो आपके स्वास्थ्य के हित में हम आपको यह नहीं दे रहे !
पप्पू- तेरी तो…
सेलमैन- अपनी भाषा पर काबू रखिए सर ! 10 जुलाई 1986 पर को एक पुलिस वाले को गाली देने के अपराध में आपको 3 दिनों के लिए जेल और 500 रुपये का जुर्माना लगाया गया था।
ग्राहक पप्पू बेहोश...
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Posted:Apr 22, 2014 2:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2014 1:46 pm
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The day was finally here ! I was gonna meet Him and Her for my first ever FMF 3-some ! It was their first ever FMF too ! That made the entire equation even more sexcitingly strange and awkward ! Anyhow, a wee bit nervous and a lot more excited, I was all set to take the plunge.
He picked me up according to the plan, and on our way to her place, he told me of his mean ways, that he's a dominator in the true sense of the word. And really so ! In just a few minutes, he ordered me to take off my panties ! I did exactly as I was told, under the spell of his overpowering being, and handed my already wet and stained black lacy net panties over to him. He smelled them just like a hungry wolf smells his prey before digging into and devouring it and then slipped them into his pocket. The rest of the drive was smooth. Well not really ! He kept smooching me, squeezing my breasts and pinching my nipples, fingering my pussy in between too !
On reaching her place, I could sense that she was jittery and almost jealous with the thought of him even touching another woman ( Me ! ), no matter how confidently she had claimed to be bi-curious and ready for it ! Oh, did I forget to mention it ? They were acquainted and I was the “new” woman ! She appeared worried if he would forget about her in his excitement of a new playmate !
It all began rather casually … him touching her from over her top while I recounted my past adventures. I was getting comfortable with them, leaning by his side, while she lay on the other side. And then he announced the opening of the “games” by pulling her in for a kiss and asking me to join in. I happily and coyly did, my hands reaching out to caress her breasts while he kissed me, but he put his fingers through her hair, pulling her up and making her join in, for what became our first ever three-way kiss !
The next moment his left hand had found its way through the black thongs that she had on. She was sitting with her legs spread near his head while he was lying down and getting himself sucked by me, their new lady friend ! I had also politely risen my ass so that his right hand could slip under my black skirt and finger my already bare pussy !
The bad bad wolf was at play and he would definitely have to agree that two pussies in his hands were better any day than them hiding in their bushes !
Soon the tops were off us two women and while we tried to familiarize ourselves with each other’s curves, he took up centre position, grabbing my right breast and pulling it close to her left one, creating a third new cleavage, happily tasting and licking both our nipples at the same time ! He sure had a mouthful !!!
Talking of tasting, that saw some new heights … him feeding his cock covered with her juices to me, while pushing his finger, wet from my pussy into her mouth. And yeah, did I mention that I was licking her nipple at the same time ?!! He made us get on our fours, while he fucked her some more and fingered me at the same time, making me moan in utter pleasure. The thought of how it must feel for him to see two pairs of upturned asses in front of him, happily offering their dripping wet pussies to his touch, was exciting us no end !
A li’l later, I was sitting on his face getting my pussy licked by a greedy wild wolf, with my ass towards her, while she was bent down between his legs. His tongue was deep inside me, as I wriggled my ass on his face, while she slurped some more on his cock. When I finally got up from his face, he was hard down below and his lips were moist from my juices, which he offered her to lick off.
And then came a heavenly moment – the hungry bad wolf spread both the women out side by side on the bed, kneeling in front of the two bare pussies as he alternately fingered and ate both of us out, simultaneously. That was hot !!! He dug his finger deeper inside her pussy while stroking me with his tongue … I was moaning loudly as waves of orgasm hit me. And then the reverse … his fingers deep inside me and his tongue licking her pussy.
The play with icecream that followed soon after, just made it better. I wanted to lick the ice cream off his cock, and so I did ! She was away for a while and missed that visual, but returned to see him tenderly licking the molten dessert off my erect nipple. She then joined in and now he had both of us on our backs, showing our pussies and our deepest desires to him, as he smeared our hot spots with trickles of icy coldness and started finger-fucking and tongue-fucking us both together ! Oh gosh, the mercury levels of sexyness must have hit the ceiling, as the hungry wolf made the two women squirm and gush and we, like meek li’l deer, were totally at his mercy !
“Cum for me”, he demanded. And we did ! And how !
Finally, we were ready for the grand finale ! It was almost unreal for her to see him in the familiar position she’s seen him so many times before, only now from a different angle. My moans kept rhythm with his thrust and he rode me to our mutual exultation. And then he switched over and finally came inside her.
If you are thinking the curtains came down right here, you are so wrong ! He looked at me and found me touching myself and knew there was some post-coital attention that I so needed. So, right back he came to my wet pussy, licking me with long strokes of his tongue and gradually slipping in two fingers inside my slit. I bucked and raised my hips as he fingered me good and hard, speeding up his strokes as my moans built into a scream, making me cum yet again.
After this, even I believed we had come to the end of the play as we lazed around, chatting and taking sips of our half finished drinks. But there was a special epilogue after all, when all of a sudden I found my fingers rubbing her clit and he joined in and started fingering her. And as an automated response, she started rubbing my slit with a shy finger, exploring the new terrain of a woman’s inner warmth … quite literally !
The baddy wolfy later told me that one of his favourite moments was watching us two women rub each other’s pussies ! Seeing her lick my breasts and vice-versa, while he touched us both together, gave him an all-time ultimate high !
All-in-all, it was a satisfying and enthralling first time experience for all three of us. And by now, I had discovered that three is not a crowd after all !
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Posted:Mar 28, 2012 11:24 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2014 9:24 am
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anybdy who wana hv extreme fun hit me up
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