Diferent type of sex
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Posted:Jul 15, 2011 6:10 pm
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Seven Kinds Of Sex ....
The 1st kind of sex is called .... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'F**k You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ....
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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datess
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Posted:Jun 17, 2011 12:37 am
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Comixxx
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Comixxxx
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Posted:Jun 17, 2011 12:33 am
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Comixx
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Hi Bangalore
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Posted:Jun 6, 2011 1:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2011 3:19 am
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Hello every one... Am animesh, well am on this site, and in city too.., (and trust me guys writing my blog for the first time in my life) what to say about this city, superb weather, g8 people, good beauties.
well as a new person in city, as in no friends, just living a real boring life, a life with no fun, just home, office and home. The time I came to this city, was very excited, and was thinking that am going enjoy the life.. but noting as such happened, SO i taken a support of this site, and the time i joined this site.. i was like wooooooow so many gals.. wish i could have one, but as the time passes away, was discovering that many of the gals profile are either FAKE or guy unknowingly select them as gals, & was shocked to see many gals looking for gals..... well i was aware about it.. but this much number of gals... hmmmmm trust me i was like man where and when i am going to find a straight gal... and still looking forward towards it..
heh guys have any one meet someone real....
if there is some gal, and looking plz contact me,,,,
really waiting for reply's...
i hope i conti.. posting it.. with some good or bad news..
hoping for the best
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