The nerve of some people!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2009 11:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2011 11:29 pm
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Can you believe what some people will do?
I was in church last Sunday, and a guy on the end of my pew lit up a smoke...
I almost dropped my fucking beer!
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Change is the only thing that is constant.
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Posted:Jul 6, 2009 11:45 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2009 9:30 pm
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Worked my way up the corporate ladder, top on the shop...the go-to guy in the dealership.
New owners, new time accounting formula, new internet access policy.
becoming teenagers, home renovations, parents and in-laws who go south for the winter while I tend their houses and yards.
A little extra work so I can afford a little extra fun in my ever decreasing spare time.
Keeping up with life's changes and increasing demands leaves little or no time for this place. It's nice to stop by and see who is here and what they are up to.
I miss peeking into the lives of those like minded people who I have come to know and love in Blogland.
Hope to read you soon.
Take care and be sweet,aRat
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That explains it.
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Posted:Jul 19, 2008 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2009 2:59 pm
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I met a guy, the other day, who had a bandage on both of his ears.
"What happened?" I asked.
"It was the strangest thing," he started, "the phone rang, and I answered the iron."
"That explains one ear, but what happened to the other?" I insisted.
"Well, I had to call the doctor, didn't I?"
I saw an old friend last Sunday afternoon, both of his eyes were blackened.
"What happened?" I asked.
"It was the strangest thing," he started, "I was in church, we were sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting and such. One time when we stood, the lady in front of me had her skirt caught in the crack of her ass. So I reach up an pulled it out for her. She turned around and punched me."
"That explains one eye, but what happened to the other?" I insisted.
"Well, I figured she didn't want me it out, so I shoved her skirt back in the crack of her ass."
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gone it.
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Posted:Jul 19, 2008 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2009 2:59 pm
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A buddy and I were sitting out on the deck, having a drink. The was sitting in the corner of the deck licking his balls, and my buddy says,
"I wish I could do that."
"You probably can," I answered, "you might have to pet him first!"
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Looking for a wife.
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Posted:Jun 13, 2008 11:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2008 1:54 pm
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I was in the grocery store this week, and a guy bumped into me with his shopping cart.
"Sorry," he said, "I was not paying attention. I was busy looking for my wife."
"That's O.K.," I told him, "my wife is somewhere around here as well. Maybe we could help each other look, what's your wife look like?"
"5'6", 'bout 120 pounds," he answered, "blond hair, blue eyes. She's wearing a mini skirt and a tank top. What's your wife look like?"
"Who cares?" I answered. "Let's find your wife!"
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New made me dew it.
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Posted:May 17, 2008 12:37 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2008 12:02 pm
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Just because I think it'll be a hoot to see what Newaroundhere64 has to say, I gotta do the right thing and play along.
Ready to play?
Type your name (or comment) in my blog comments.
Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
*If you play, you MUST post this on yours. No exceptions!
You'll have to forgive me if I don't reply promptly, I'll get to it ...really.
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1 Rung closer to the Shit!
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Posted:Feb 20, 2008 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2008 6:52 am
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Ya know the trickle down theory, where shit trickles down from the top? I've moved one rung higher and now there's more shit to deal with. I've got more people below me to catch the light dusting that I'm able to deflect, but the pain hardly seems worth the gain.
Other than the pay, the only good to come from this is, I finally got a new monitor, with good color and a liitle resolution.
WOW You people look good.
I hope to be around some more.
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O.K. sexydisaster30,
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Posted:Nov 10, 2007 1:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2008 1:06 pm
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Lesbian sex  never seen it. Well, maybe once on the internet.
For his 21st birthday, family and friends gave a young man money to go out and celebrate. He took all the money and traveled to the big city. His first time in a bar.
He spotted 2 good looking girls at a table and walked over. "Can I buy you ladies a drink?" He asked.
"You're wasting your time," one replied, "we're lesbians."
"What do you mean?", he asked, "What're lesbians?"
"We like eating pussy." the other answered.
He sat down at their table and yelled to the bartender,
"Hey, 3 beer over here, for us lesbians!"
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O.K. Newaroundhere64.
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Posted:Nov 10, 2007 11:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2007 6:02 am
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Kumquats? WTF? There's nothing funny about kumquats.
But that does remind me of a funny story. A buddy of mine, in Florida, worked in the groves. They grew oranges, maybe kumquats too, I don't know.
Anyway, one day, there was a group of guys working near an irrigation ditch and one of the workers fell in. My buddy dove in after him and drug his limp body to the edge of the ditch.
The foreman hollered, "Get out of the way!" as he ran to them, "I know first aid!" He laid the victim's head on the shore and began artificial, mouth to mouth resumptcitation.
For 15 minutes, he sucked and pumped, all that came out was muddy water.
After another 15 minutes of sucking water out of this guy, my buddy walks over and says,"I don't care if you know first aid, I don't care if your the foreman, I'm gonna tell you one thing. If you don't get this guys ass out of the water, you're gonna suck up the whole ditch!
Thanks for reminding me of that story New.
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It's your nose...
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Posted:Nov 8, 2007 10:12 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2008 1:16 pm
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...you pick it.
Help me out would ya?
I've got a lot going on IRL, but I've still got lots of funny stuff running around in my head.
If you leave a comment on this post, pick a topic, one word or one sentence, and I'll make up or find a joke about it.
Remember...if you steal one person's idea, it's plagiarism but if you steal ideas from everyone, it's research.
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A Re-post for the lady in line behind me AGAIN
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Posted:Oct 5, 2007 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2008 3:26 pm
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I was in the check out line at Wal-Mart with a 40 pound bag of food on my shoulder.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Old Roy Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with an IV in my arm and tubes coming out of me.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way it worked, was to load your pockets with food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
By this time almost everybody in the check out line was listening to my story. Even people from the next check out had become enthralled.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I had been poisoned.
I told her no... it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
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If you were here...
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Posted:Oct 4, 2007 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2007 6:01 am
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As winter approaches, rawhide582 was preparing his wood pile for winter heating.
It was much more work than he remembered. The sawing and splitting took it's toll, and Raw returned to the house with only enough wood split for a week.
He sent an e-mail to his , who had gone out to the oil patch seeking his fortune. Raw wrote,"I am sad to say, that this year, we will have to rely on the gas company for heat. Cutting and splitting wood is too much for me.
If you were here, I know you would take care of it. Hope to see you soon.
Sadly, Dad"
Later that day Raw got a reply from his . It read, "Dad! Don't split all that wood! I hid my stash of DRUGS in there when I left."
At 5 am the next morning, the Mounted Police came into his yard with chain saws and axes. Rawhide watched as the Feds cut and chopped the entire wood pile. Having found nothing, they apologized for the mistake and left.
Later that day, Raw received another e-mail from his . It read, "I'm very busy at work and unable to come home. But I hope you have enough wood split to get you through the whole winter!"
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Where are they now?
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Posted:Sep 24, 2007 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2007 6:01 am
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Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee, and the other goes to take a leak. The three men start talking about their sons. The first man says, "My is a homebuilder. He's so successful, he built a house for his friend, free of charge."
The second man says, "My owns a big car dealership. He is doing so well that he gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
Not to be out done, the third man says, "My 's a stock broker. He gave a close buddy an entire portfolio."
The forth man rejoins the group and the first man asks, "How's your doing these days?"
"Well, my 's gay and he go-go dances at a bar." The guy replies.
There is an awkward silence. "I'm not thrilled about his lifestyle," he continues, "but he must be doing O.K. He,s got a new house,a Mercedes, and an impressive stock portfolio."
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