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WARNING! The views expressed here are mine at the time. I may change my mind later on. At any rate, this is my world, and you are just visiting. You are free to leave at any time. If you stay you will get to explore my worldview. Feel free to leave a comment or two. My friends tell me i'm a pessimist, personally, i think i'm a realist. The world is a screwed up place and i have to deal with it on a daily basis. In this blog i will post random thoughts, writings, and perhaps comment on recent and past experiences.
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Oh What A Night!
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Posted:Nov 9, 2008 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2008 2:29 pm
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I dropped my off a little after 7, then headed to the bar to meet my date. 8 comes and goes and she doesn't show. Around 8:30 i get a text message that she is still buried in work and isn't gonna make it. Fine, whatever. See if i ask you out again! 
I'm trying to decide what i want to do with the rest of the evening, as i'm all dressed up with nowhere to go, not only that , i'm driving the Impala which i got back up and running this afternoon.
I decide to head to another bar and see if maybe someone wants to take me home for the evening. Nope no luck there. Every woman in the place already had someone with her. Oh well.
I start heading back home and decide to stop in at one of my favorite bars just to visit with the owner and see what new hottie they have working the bar.
I'm sitting there chatting with the owner and flirting with her friend, when a couple of drunk gals walk in. They make a beeline for our table, and the owner being the professional hostess she is, quickly has the bartender bring them some coffee and tells her, no beer, you've had enough.
A bit of time passes by and all of a sudden one of the drunk gals feels compelled to tell me her story. She's got an inoperable brain tumor and only a couple months to live. I'm not sure i believe her, but i'm in a bar, she's drunk, i'm bored and still looking to get laid, so i play along.
Suddenly she announces that she's about to have a seizure, and sure enough, she slide out of her chair and starts convulsing. I move quickly to shove her chair aside and cradle her head so she doesn't give herself a concussion on the floor. Most of the people in the bar are freaking out.
One guy comes up and is trying to restrain her, i yell at him to back off. He does, the bartender comes up with some water for her to drink, i warn her off too. The seizure lasts less then a minute, after the gal starts speaking coherently we help her back up to her chair, we almost make it there, when she starts having another seizure. Back to the floor we go.
This went on for a good 20 minutes, after the fourth seizure we called 911 and an ambulance came. The paramedics gave her an injection, loaded her up on the gurney and rushed her to the hospital.
After the excitement ended, the owner of the bar expressed her gratitude for my assistance, especially since nobody else seemed to have a clue what to do. I really didn't think it was that big a deal, but she made it out to be. So i graciously accepted her thanks.
Then i looked at the clock and realized it was well past midnight, time for me to go home. So i bid everyone farewell, and came home to post this blog.
It's been an interesting night.
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Am I Addicted To Browsing ?
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Posted:Nov 8, 2008 4:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2008 4:48 pm
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I'm sitting here this morning browsing and looking over profiles and my mind starts wandering...hey look that one's cute, that one's scary, that one's not even real, and this one is really something!
When the thought hits me "Scott, you don't have the time to spare if these women said yes". I literally am booked up. Between work, sleep, pre-existing obligations and who i'm currently seeing, i don't have time for anyone new right now.
So why the hell am i still looking at all these profiles ?
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Hrrrm, i Just Don't Know...
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Posted:Nov 5, 2008 5:36 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2008 7:20 am
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I woke up this morning to find that Obama is going to be the next president. I have some very mixed feelings about that.
First off, like most other republicans, i started out in favor of Bush 8 and 4 years ago, but found my own reasons to dislike him, his policies and his administration. Then along comes McCain, who offered more of the same. Uggh, i've had a belly full already, thank you.
From that i can conclude that many of Obama's votes were votes against the current state of things in this country. When you couple that with the record number of minority voters turning out to support him, you have the landslide victory he displayed.
Congrats Obama, you earned it! So now the country...no the world is very much watching what happens next.
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Halloween Night
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Posted:Nov 1, 2008 4:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2008 7:56 am
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It's 6 AM and i just got home. Yeah it was quite the night.
I left work a little after 5 and headed to A's house for her wedding. I got there and changed into my devil costume (yeah there's a stretch, me as the devil) Man i got a lot of mileage with that costume. Especially the horns... i was in wordplay and double entendre heaven there.
They finally had the ceremony about an hour later then was expected, but it was a nice simple ceremony. Her best friend appearently wrote the vows. It was nice, a little offbeat, but still rather romantic.
I then headed to the Affairlook meet and greet where i saw some old friends and made new ones. I stayed till just before closing time and followed a group of Affairlook'ers to the after party.
It was fun , although not nearly as wild as i was expecting. As the evening wore on, 4 am came and sleep overtook everyone, i ended up cuddling on the couch with a woman who i had been flirting with. When i asked if she wanted to play, she said no. But we continued cuddling because the house was cold. I closed my eyes and prepared to fall asleep.
Ok...let me see if i can describe the situation, it's a long couch, a sectional i think, wide enough that two people can lay on it if one or both is on their side. I had my back to the couch back, she was laying with her back to me. Shes a bit further down on the couch which puts her resting her head against the lower part of my chest. Next thing i know she's asleep and rhythmically moving back and forth , presumably from her breathing, i don't know. What i do know is that she was rubbing my crotch with her body every time she did it, and it was making me nuts. Since she already said no and i have no intention of molesting a sleeping woman, i quietly slipped out from behind her, found my shoes and stuff and headed home.
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And The Bride Wore Black...
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Posted:Oct 30, 2008 6:43 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 10:40 pm
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Tomorrow's shaping up to be an interesting day and the start of a busy weekend.
The powers that be at work have heard my cry for help, and have agreed to hire two of my friends to assist with the duties in the warehouse and rebuilding the systems for resale. So tomorrow the warehouse gets reorganized again and some more workstations will be built.
I'm also planning on attending a wedding tomorrow, one of my more interesting friends is getting married tomorrow to a guy i have never met. I don't think they've been dating for a full year either. Poor guy, he don't know what he's in for. Since it's a Halloween wedding, guests are invited to come in costume.
After i leave there I'll head to the Affairlook party and see who and what is going on there.
Saturday i have a friend from out of town coming in for the weekend, so i'll be busy showing them Tulsa, plus i also have to go to my 's birthday party.
Yep, I'm definitely gonna be a busy man this weekend.
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Ooops...
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Posted:Oct 29, 2008 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2008 6:02 am
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That seems to be the word of the day.
They screwed up my breakfast order this morning. I don't like jalapenos in my breakfast burrito. Ooops
The dry cleaner that i took my mud covered leather jacket to, kept it for 2 weeks, called em and said they couldn't clean it, come get it. Sorry about taking so long to tell you. Ooops.
My gas got turned off, and i'm sure i paid the bill. I will have to straighten it out tomorrow after i dig up my receipts. If not i'll pay them and go on. But i get a cold house and shower to deal with tonight. Ooops
The gal i was hoping to see tonight is busy having sex with someone else. While i really have no right to object, i still didn't want to know. Ooops
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Plumbing Hell Part 613 - The Cold Suprise
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Posted:Oct 26, 2008 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2008 5:01 pm
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He wants how much to fix it ? I calculated the amount of time on the job it would take me to earn that much, then figured in how much hassel would be involved, plus parts, tools and paying the boy to help, and came to the conclusion that i'll fix the damn thing myself.
So we went after it shortly before lunch, got the bulk of the digging done in a reasonable amount of time, the boy actualy did his fair share of the work. I even had my helping out as runner and manning err wo-mannning the drainage pump.
We got the pipe uncovered and removed the damaged section, and off to the hardware store to buy replacement parts. I got out cheap, everything i needed for under $10. Gotta love PVC, it's cheap!
I get home, and we get ready to put everything together and i send the boy to fetch the pvc cement...and he comes back with nothing. I know i saved the leftovers from the last plumbing job, so it's gotta be around here somewhere. Nothing is found. Of course everyone is claiming ignorance as well.
Then it dawns on me, i showed my how neatly pvc cleaner and cement burns...you can put it on mud and draw stuff that will flame for a minute or two, it's neat, but kinda dangerous too.
While he denied it, the look on his face confirmed where the missing materials went. Fucking fire bugs! LOL!
Ok, so i grab him and off we go to the hardware store. I make him go in and find it, while i sit in the van reading a books, both of us look like refugees from mud island. He comes out pissed off, there were some hotties he goes to school with and they recognized him in his disheveled state, ha! Serves you right , boy!
We get back and glue together the stuff needing glued, and everything looks good. I call my ex and explain that my has to be at work in an hour and a half and we won't even be testing the pipes for 2 hours, can she get him and get him to work. She reluctantly agreed, so she picked them up.
I spend the next hour and a half relaxing and taking a break, then get ready to go back out there. Holy shit! The temperature has dropped 30 degrees! (ok maybe not, but it feels like it) I'm shivering so badly i can't work! What the hell is this ?
I run back inside and get my shivering under control. Put on several layers of clothing, and drink a few shots of crown. I'm warm now! Back into the hole i go, i finish the repairs,turn on the water, clean up the tools and am done in 30 minutes.
Who's the man! I am! Oh Yeah!
Now i just gotta fill in the hole and clean up all the mud tracked through the house
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Haul 16 Tons and What Do Ya Get ?
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Posted:Oct 25, 2008 5:57 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2008 6:48 pm
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It's early saturday morning and i'm getting ready to go back to work. When i clock out this evening i'll be turning in a time card with 78 hours on it, worked over the past 6 days.
The store manager also seems to be in competition with me as to who can get the most hours. He's actually winning, he's close to 90 hours. However i'm not willing to do to myself what he's doing. He comes in at 3 AM , works til 6:30 PM , goes home and then does it again.
I understand the desire to work in the off hours, you can get a lot more done with less distractions that way. With Christmas coming, everyones under pressure to get the inventory of ready-for-sale refurbished computers and laptops built up. The big boss's dream is to have enough inventory that we don't sell out and lose sales like happened last year. Last year broke all sales records and didn't leave a running computer in inventory.
The downside is i'm starting to see the effects of overworking both in him and myself. He's starting to get bitchier and less rational then usual, and i'm developing a thousand yard stare and spacing out while working.
The good news is i'll take tomorrow off. The bad news is i'll probably end up spending it digging up that water leak.
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Nice __________ , wanna fuck ?
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Posted:Oct 23, 2008 6:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 6:03 pm
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Dear ______
I am writing to you because i have fallen in lust while staring at your _________.
While it's true that every woman has a _______ , i haven't seen any as magnificent as yours. The soft sensual curves, the totally inviting way it looks like a ripe fruit just ready to be devoured...oh yeah.
I'd like to meet you sometime so we can get to know each other face to _______ .
Since i have no idea what the rest of you looks like, you'll have to come into the bar naked, so i can recognize your _______. I hope that isn't a problem.
While i realize a woman is more then the sum of her parts, all i've seen so far is parts, so please forgive me if that's what my focus is on. I'm sure that after i get done ravaging your _____, i'll take the time to get to know the rest of you too.
Yours Truly,
-Scott
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Quote Of The Day
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Posted:Oct 22, 2008 6:12 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2008 5:28 am
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B: going to go play with babies this morning will be back around 12.
Scott: ok
Scott: babies are cute
Scott: cute lil mess makers
B: there was a lot of snot last year.
Scott: ohh look he's drooling...how cute....he peed himself...sweet..... oh look...some poopy
Scott: if that baby has a hole...something yucky comes out of it ...constanly
B: the day care workers take care of all that. I just play with them
B: I like the 2 yr olds...
Scott: yeah at 2, they can run up and whack you with whatever they're playing with and tell you NO
B: they remind me of men...they don't know many words and if you say wow every now and then they're happy
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Oh No! Not Again!
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Posted:Oct 22, 2008 5:17 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 10:40 pm
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It looks like i've been so busy trying to keep the Impala running, i've made the plumbing gods jealous. So now they want a piece of me too.
A couple of days ago i noticed that part of my yard didn't drain after our last rain and still had a puddle there. Since it was the low spot in the yard, i didn't pay it much mind. However over the next few days the puddle didn't dry up, instead it became bigger.
I have a water leak. Just frigging lovely! This is not just a drippy faucet or pipe, this is the main line running to the house from the water meter.
I'm crying foul on this one. I had already dug up and replaced this water line a couple of years ago. As a matter of fact, i did it on my birthday, Jan 2nd, 2005. It was cold , wet and miserable.
I may actually hire someone to fix this , this time. I just don't feel like dealing with it all. The digging, the mud, the cold, draining out the hole, blah!
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Political Humor
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Posted:Oct 19, 2008 10:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2008 5:10 am
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Obama and McCain , had met for a walk in Washington Park to discuss the campaign, financial crisis and other issues.
While walking along the trails they came upon a man begging for change (money...not political change). He explained he was a veteran, down on his luck and looking for help.
McCain reched into his pocket, and handed the man a $20 bill and said "here's my card, come see me tomorrow and we'll find you a job" Obama was rather surprised and impressed, charity from a republican ? He silently vowed to himself to do McCain one better.
Continuing down the park path, they happen to come upon another beggar. This time Obama reaches into McCain's pocket, takes out $100 and hands it to the man.
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Bitch! Shit Like This Is Why I Dumped Your Ass!
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Posted:Oct 12, 2008 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2008 5:20 pm
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My ex got me good today. No doubt about it , she kicked me right where it hurts for the sheer amusement of it and is now sitting on her moral high ground feeling good about it.
She informed me that the camping trip she's gonna take the on next week is to Crater Of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas. It's a open-to-the-public diamond mine. You go, pay a fee, rent some equipment and dig in the dirt looking for shiny rocks. What you find, you keep.
It's about a 5 hour drive from Tulsa.
I have very fond memories of my father taking my family when i was young. My original plan was to go early in the summer, but car troubles and finances prevented that. During the summer, i didn't want to make that kind of drive and dig in the dirt in the excessive heat, so now that it's getting cooler, i was looking towards going again.
I guess not. Nice job.
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