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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Confused.....
Posted:Jun 13, 2012 4:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2012 8:51 pm
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Never confuse movement with action.
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~Ernest Hemingway~






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What The Hell.....
Posted:Jun 12, 2012 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2012 8:45 pm
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What the Hell MO? Where have you been? What's with just posting quotes? What THE HELL MO?????

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I know I know. I haven't been around lately, only posting my daily quotes, not coming by your blogs, and not making my normal smartass posts.

Well, I haven't been feeling well. I've had a Sinus infection, and Ear infection, Sore throat, a Bad cough, and just all in generally not feeling well.

For about the past 3 or 4 weeks I've also had a temporary roommate. My long time friend T has been staying in my spare room. And She's also been a great break from the "past". we've talked about at lot of what she had done, things heard by others, etc etc.

Of course I have been keeping tabs on the ex in jail, and more and more of her BS coming to light. And me and the other guy, we'll call him "Jay" in order to keep the names of the innocent safe, have been keeping in contact. Oddly we have become friends of sort in the fact because of it all. Although most of what we have been talking about is her and what she has done to us and others.

Yesterday he asked me if she was still in jail in Tuscaloosa as that the computers at his work for a Major Government Agency that has to do with shooting things into space wouldn't allow him to open the web page. After which we started talking about new things that we had come to discover about her. And of course he decided to talk about some of their sexual exploits and frankly, it was a little depressing. Being the fact that she "Couldn't Be sexual" with me. And man he didn't hold back on the details.

So this lead my brain into "NEED TEQUILA NOW" Overdrive. For a good 3 hours of texting, and Jay is a freaking Master Speed Texter, He could spit out 6 massive texts to my 1. But then again he's in an office with nothing better to do, and I work with patients every 5 to 15 minutes back to back. But we both became very disturbed and disgusted with a lot of the information we had to share with one another. So when I got home I have a nice gallon of very strong Margarita. Even invited Jay to come over and have some.

So last night, Myself, Jay and T sat around for about 3 hours and me and Jay downed .... well I downed the gallon, he only drank a few as that he had to drive, and we did even more talking of her and all the things we hadn't been able to discuss in greater detail. And boy howdy did we find out newer and deeper details of things.

I sent a letter to her in the local jail here, but I had sent it to her too late. I sent it just the Friday before she was "Released" and picked up outside by another sheriff's office for transport the next Monday. So today at work instead of really working, I took the 3 1/2 page letter that I typed up a bunch of addenda to the letter adding another 6 pages of additional information of her lies and me telling her the fact that the thought of her makes me physically SICK. How that I want nothing to do with her.

She called me again last Friday, Saying she wanted to subpena me to court to prove that she never received a court order to appear back in 2009. All I could do was laugh at her, how could I prove that, it's hearsay from her to me. That at that time we were just fucking on the weekends, and she was telling me things opposite of why she's in jail. So how can I say I knew, right?

So anywho, that's what I've been up too. Aren't you glad you asked?








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Getting Out Of Jail.....
Posted:Jun 12, 2012 4:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2012 8:10 pm
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The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom of fear.

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~Aung San Suu Kyi~






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For The Love Of.....
Posted:Jun 11, 2012 4:50 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2012 4:51 am
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is, fortunately I love Money.

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~Jackie Mason~






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Things Happen.....
Posted:Jun 7, 2012 5:01 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2012 4:29 am
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Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.

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~Marcus Aurelius~






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Dinner Guaranteed.....
Posted:Jun 6, 2012 8:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2012 8:57 pm
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Ladies.....









Your Orgasm(s) is Guaranteed or Dinner is On Me!!!!!









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She Asked, She Answered.....
Posted:Jun 6, 2012 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2012 8:55 pm
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A little girl comes up to her mother and asks,





"Mommy, if you swallow sperm, can you get pregnant?"




The mother turned to her little girl and says,





"Oh no sweetie,...... That's how you get new jewelry!"








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Get Up.....
Posted:Jun 6, 2012 5:16 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2012 7:40 pm
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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

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~Vince Lombardi~






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Too Quiet.....
Posted:Jun 5, 2012 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2012 7:37 pm
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Okay, so I know I've been quiet as of late. Mostly I have been sick with a sinus and ear infection and haven't really felt like getting online much.

I know I have a lot of reading to catch up on thanks to this mess

On the other note, I have have also had my hands filled with more ex-drama, or actually drama less factions.

So me and the other guy have actually kept in regular contact, kind weird but we have become friends in some sick sense. We have been keeping tabs with one another, taking notes (We just want some clarity of it all), and he actually being a part-time PI is just now using all his tools to get more info on her and her "past".

I typed up a nice long, and VERY intense 6 page letter to her detailing my disgust of her and all her lies. How I almost brought this pathological, self centered, of a liar into my family. It was by far a masterpiece of a letter if I do say so myself.

She was moved to another county early this week for her other charges she has else where. Sucks that I don't think she got it in time...... I wonder if they will forward it to her in another jail.

One of the worst things she has done is gave some other girl in jail my number telling her that she was getting out of jail and would go back to get her. This girl has been calling my phone sense 3 am non stop begging for her to pick up. But I ain't paying $10.00 just to tell her the truth that she isn't going back for her, she's in another jail now.

So now I'm just hoping to feel better with all this crap in my head and in my mind. Thankfully the rest of the week at work should be a breeze to get through. And maybe I'll get around to checking into what you guys have been up too.







LATER!!!!!









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Don't Worry, Be.....
Posted:Jun 5, 2012 6:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2012 7:29 pm
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If we only wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, and that is almost always difficult, since we think them happier than they are.

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~Charles De Secondat, Baron De Montesquieu~






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Failure.....
Posted:Jun 4, 2012 5:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 5:20 am
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I assumed that everything would lead to complete failure, but i decided that did't matter - that would be my life.

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~Joseph Johns Jr.~






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No Evidence.....
Posted:Jun 1, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 5:12 am
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

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~Brendan Gill~






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Pretend Wisely
Posted:May 31, 2012 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 5:11 am
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

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~Kurt Vonnegut Jr.~






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