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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Don't Cry For Me.....
Posted:Apr 23, 2012 4:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2012 9:54 pm
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It is dangerous to abandon one's self in the luxury of grief, it deprives one of courage, and even of the wish of recovery.

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~Henri Frédéric Amiel~






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Red, Green, Grey, Who Cares.....
Posted:Apr 18, 2012 5:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2012 4:34 am
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An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red spotlight. ..... The truly wise person is colorblind.

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~Albert Schweitzer~






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Better Then Sliced Cheese.....
Posted:Apr 17, 2012 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2012 4:32 am
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Hey, how are you? I'm good..... Sorry, it was just a lazy lazy weekend and I didn't really do anything. I didn't even crack the laptop after Friday afternoon.

But I have found something better the sliced cheese...... A Fleshlight



Guys, if you don't have one, I so recommend one!!!!! Ladies, want to make a guy feel special, Get Him One!!!!!

Now, only if it could kiss, cook, and do my laundry, I wouldn't have a need for finding a woman





So how was your weekend?






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Possess.....
Posted:Apr 17, 2012 4:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2012 4:38 am
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.

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~Pliny The Younger~






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Bath Time.....
Posted:Apr 16, 2012 4:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2012 9:19 pm
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Nobel deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.

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~Dodie Smith~






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Checkmate.....
Posted:Apr 13, 2012 4:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2012 4:39 am
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In Life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.

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~Isaac Asimov~






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Call Me.....
Posted:Apr 12, 2012 4:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2012 3:29 pm
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It's the friends that you can call up at 4:00 A.M. that matter

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~Marlene Dietrich~






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WBBW Canceled.....
Posted:Apr 11, 2012 8:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2012 4:53 am
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So due to the lack of energy upon my part WBBW "What's Behind Bob Wednesday's" Has been canceled for this week ..... Please Please PLEASE all, do not cry, I am sorry.

Oh well, I'll get you a good one next week.





So in the mean time.....





What turns you on?








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Something Is Missing.....
Posted:Apr 11, 2012 4:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2012 4:38 am
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If a man loses anything and goes back and looks carefully for it, he will find it.

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~Sitting Bull~








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Which Finger Do You Use.....
Posted:Apr 10, 2012 9:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2012 4:41 am
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Well, maybe not a "finger" per-say, but which thumb do you use..... To strike the space bar?



My laptop is getting there in it's age now, and after the first 2 years of owning it, I began to notice that the right side of my space bar was smooth, shiny, and worn down. Now in it's 8th year the entire right half of my space is smooth and shiny.

So obviously I use my right thumb to strike my space bar. I did try in my first years to switch to try and get it to wear more evenly, but that just never took place.

The other week I decided to just try using my left thumb only to use the space bar. Gotta say, it really throws you off switching one small thing.

So, witch thumb do you use on the space bar?

If you're prominently more dominate with one over the other, I dare you to switch, and use the other to use the space bar.









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What Are We Going To Do Tomrrow.....
Posted:Apr 10, 2012 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2012 7:04 pm
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We're Going To Take Over The World!!!!!




Well maybe not, but it got me thinking about something today.



What Would You Do If You Could Take Over The World?





I'd balance some of the power in the world. Get rid of the dumb shits in governments..... That would be just about all and put people in that actually have a brain, are willing to learn, and are happy to make a middle class salary and do the job right.

I'd stop cuddling of the ..... Well The U.S., Stop this "No Left Behind" Bull. You WILL Learn it, and If YOU can't, then YOU'LL keep going at it until you get it, or be put into the fields to work the crops. Stop all the BS of no corporal punishment, and over protection. Let them get hurt, bruised, and a few broken bones. We were made to learn in school, We Were Beaten if we did wrong or got out of place, And we played in ways and on things that today are made with so many safety features that it takes the fun out of being a .

I'd take out all the Drug Lords and War Lords. You Can't tell me that these people are making Billions and living lavish lifestyles and you don't know where they are. Point a laser guided missile at everything they own and blow them up, then, Hang their rotting corpses on display as a warning to any others that might plan on filling in their places. And for all those that die with them..... Collateral Damage, sorry, you affiliated yourself with them, and don't say you just thought they were good at playing the stock markets.

Prisons would quickly open up with space. If proven guilty of murder, do not pass go, do not proceed to the cafeteria, go right to the electric chair. No more Life Sentences and wasting of tax payers money for a lifetime staycation with 3 free meals a day, free electricity, free cable, free clothes, free education, free healthcare, and free lifetime gym memberships and 24 hour service by state paid employees. You just die in return.

The Stupid Rich..... You get taxed for EVERY penny and taxed hard, no if's and's or butts!!!!! Or you can voluntarily just give a portion of your wealth back into society to improve roads, education, and over all society needs for general public necessities.





Just a few things I would do if I were to take over the world.....





What Would You Do If You Could Take Over The World?








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Living.....
Posted:Apr 10, 2012 4:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2012 4:45 am
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Success makes life easier. It doesn't make living easier.

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~Bruce Springsteen~






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So Many To Choose From.....
Posted:Apr 9, 2012 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2012 6:36 pm
3222 Views






So many Ideas in my brains running around, I just don't know what to talk about.

Thankfully I don't have to think on it tonight, lol

Tonight I'm going to ask you to og see my brother from another mother
whoisagentj

He is taking a poll (oh yeah he's taking one ..... sorry, I couldn't help it.) on [post 2890207] ..... Guess he's looking a good sniff for the guys at the bar ..... Okay, that was the last one.

Okay, seriously, go by and help him in his research. Just tell him I sent you.









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