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Posted:Jul 28, 2005 2:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OK, maybe it's because I've had a little too much to drink (to console me after my bereavement this afternoon), but one thing has got me just a little bit confused.
I can understand that there might be things on your profile that you 'Prefer not to say' but if you state that you are looking for both men and women for sex, what is the point of saying that you prefer not to say what your sexual orientation is?
I mean surely the fact that you're openly looking for sexual partners of either sex is a bit of a giveaway wouldn't you say? Or am I being too simplistic?
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Posted:Jul 28, 2005 10:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2006 1:16 pm
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A moments silence if you will to mourn the passing of my beloved little Fiesta that some malicious hit and run BASTARD decided to send to the great used car warehouse in the sky.
OK, I know it was clapped out and that it was only the rust spots that were holding it together; I accept that it could have a serious negative impact on property prices within a two mile radius of anywhere I parked it; I fully realise that, in less peaceful times here in Northern Ireland, it would probably have been a candidate for a controlled explosion if I'd left it anywhere near a heavily populated area; but it was mine and I loved it and cared for it and now some BASTARD has taken it from me.
I hope you can live with yourself, whoever you are!!!
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By way of explanation...
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Posted:Jul 19, 2005 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2006 10:11 am
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A lot of people, it would appear, seem to be confused by my choice of nickname. So, in the interests of accuracy, I shall now attempt to clarify things a bit.
I am not associated in anyway with London. London; in fact, I've never even been there believe it or not. For those of you who are unsure of your geography is a fairly large city in the southeast of England and is the Capital of the United Kingdom.
My name is derived from the city of Londonderry (or Derry if you prefer) which is on the banks of the River Foyle in Northern Ireland, little more than a stone's throw away from the border between Northern Ireland (which is part of the United Kingdom) and the Republic of Ireland (which is not).
For the geographically challenged amongst you, Ireland is divided into four provinces: Ulster, Munster Leinster, and Connaught and is further subdivided into 32 counties. Ulster, my home province, comprises of nine counties; six of those counties: Londonderry (Derry), Antrim, Down, Armagh, Fermanagh and Tyrone make up Northern Ireland. The remaining three counties: Cavan, Monaghan and, of course, my home county of Donegal are in the Republic of Ireland (often referred to as the 'South' or, in Irish, Eire. Northern Ireland is sometimes referred to as Ulster which, I guess, is about two thirds accurate for the reasons that I've just explained.
For those of you who know your history you will know that Northern Ireland has had a relatively peaceful last few years following on from over 30 years of conflict between the 'Loyalist/Unionist' (largely Protestant and wanting to remain part of the United Kingdom) and the 'Nationalist/Republican' (largely Catholic and wanting Northern Ireland to be united with the rest of Ireland) communities. The name by which you call the city is traditionally determined by which of those camps you fell in. In the most grossly simplistic of terms, if you're a Loyalist/Unionist it's Londonderry, if you're a Nationalist/Republican it's Derry.
Most people in the South also refer to it as Derry; some for political reasons, others because Derry is an Anglicisation of the Gaelic (Irish) Doire, by which the city was historically known and for others, like me, because Derry is a hell of a lot less of a mouthful than Londonderry is  .
My mother is from Northern Ireland and I was born in Derry which entitles me to British citizenship. My father was from the South and I lived almost all of my life in Co. Donegal (also in the Republic) which entitles me to Irish citizenship.
Curiously enough, until very recently, the South had a constitutional claim over the North so anyone who was born in the 6 counties of Northern Ireland could automatically claim Irish citizenship if they wished.
Another interesting fact, which some of you will already know but demonstrates beautifully how Irish logic works is that the northernmost point in Co Donegal (which is in the so called South) is actually further north than Northern Ireland is.
Anyway, I digress. Leaving the politics, religion and history aside, there is a piece of traditional music that is called, wait for it, 'The Londonderry Aire'. For those of you who have never heard it, I'm reliably informed that it forms the intro to 'Come On Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners who were apparently a popular beat combo of the late 70's/early 80's. The song in question topped the charts when I was only 3 years old so I don't really know it that well.
Getting back to the point, it's a short step from Londonderry Aire to LondonDerriere and since I've been receiving compliments about my derriere since I was about 14, I thought the name was appropriate.
So there you have it; the mystery unravelled. I bet you all feel so much better for knowing that. 
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What is it with this site?
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Posted:Jul 17, 2005 11:09 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2006 2:10 pm
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Two of my photos have been deleted and no reason given. I've tried twice to reload them but they don't get accepted (no reason given they just vanish). And the stupid thing is, the same photos are on my network album and they don't get themselves removed from there.
I've included one of the two offending items in this post:
a) so that people who aren't in my network can still see it assuming it doesn't get accepted again.
b)to see if this post gets accepted with one of said pictures attached to it, just to prove how ridiculous the whole thing is.
Sometimes, this site really gets on my nerves.
Rant over. Normal service will be resumed just as soon as someone can give me a definition of normal I can work with  .
Update May 2006, just looked over some old blog entries and found this one has been suspended again for being inappropriate, despite it having had 6 replies. Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it...
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Thursday, 7th July 2005
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Just wanted to say, and I'm sure many of you will agree, that my thoughts and sympathies are with the families who lost loved ones and anyone else who was caught up in the horrific events in London last week.
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Female 'bi-sexuality' Fact or Fiction?
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Posted:Jun 23, 2005 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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In one of a discussion groups, a (possibly disgruntled) male member posed the question, Why are all the women turning to women? His query was directed (and possibly justifiably given the male to female ratio on this site) at the fact that a large number of the women (and couples) on this site only want to play with other women thus leaving even fewer girls for the 'single' guys to chase. Another member in the same discussion added that he thought that it appeared thatfemale bi-sexuality was becoming more acceptable these days.
Pulling on my 'Dr. Shelley' hat for a second, I think the answer is three fold. I may be wrong and some of you may be thinking 'what would someone her age know anyway?' And while, at 25, I may be young, I hope no-one makes the mistake of thinking youth equates to inexperience. I'm a big girl now and I've been sexually active for over 10 years. I'm not saying that as a boast, I'm just trying to give everyone some idea where I'm coming from.
Anyway, as I said, I think the answer is three fold. Yes, I do think female bi-sexuality is more publicly 'acceptable' We are living in an age where the old 'Victorian' sexual stereotypes are breaking down. Despite that, and let's be completely honest, unless a guy is openly gay or bi-sexual, he'd probably rather face the Spanish inquisition that admit to having sexual feelings towards another man. Women, generally, are less uptight about these things.
I, for example, enjoy sex with men. I would say my primary sexual attraction is to men. However, I also enjoy sex with women. Using the dictionary definition, that would make me bi-sexual. Personally, it's not a term I would chose to use to describe myself; I would just say I'm sexual; full-stop, end of story. I think this is true of a lot of 'bi-sexual women'.
A lot of this may be down to social conditioning but a lot of it is down to basic biology; which brings me to my second point.
Leaving aside reproductive sex for a moment, I'll come back to it later, the primary purpose of sexual activity is pleasure and the ultimate state of sexual pleasure is the orgasm. For men, it's fairly direct, orgasm comes from stimulation of the penis. This is generally, although not always, achieved through penetration. Whether the penetration be vaginal, anal or oral is beside the point but a woman's body is designed to be penetrated by a man's penis.
For women however, while orgasm can be achieved through penetration (I'm one of the lucky ones), the majority of women need clitoral stimulation to climax. Clitoral stimulation can be achieved using a man's penis but, frequently, fingers or tongues are more effective. Both men and women have fingers and tongues so orgasm can be achieved just as easily with a partner of either sex.
As I said before, I think women are more attuned to their sexuality at some intrinsic level and knowing what pleases her will, in most cases work with another woman.
The final point comes back to reproductive sex. Women, by virtue of the fact that we are the bearers are the ones who carry the risk of an unwanted pregnancy. Even in this age of readily available contraception it must be remembered that no method is 100% guaranteed. For men, this is less likely to be a worry because pregnancy is something they will never have to personally endure (although the more thoughtful ones may worry about getting their partner pregnant (sorry guys, couldn't resist that one)).
For a woman then, not only is sex with another woman highly pleasurable, even if we do miss out on being stuffed full of cock (and again, being honest, that's what most of us want and plastic ones really aren't a substitute you'll be glad to hear), it is also the one form of sexual behaviour that is both highly satisfying and totally safe from a pregnancy point of view.
Anyway, those are my thoughts on the matter, wonder if I could publish them in the British Medical Journal . Feel free to agree or disagree with them as you will.
~~Shelley~~
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The taste of things to cum (or the great spit or swallow debate)
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Posted:Jun 15, 2005 10:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Have to say that this one has always confused me a bit. The way I see it is that the female world splits into two camps, those that do give head and those, for whatever reason, who don't.
Those of us who fall into the 'do' camp can be further split into those who will let a man cum in their mouth and, again for whatever reason, those who won't. I have a very good friend who is in the latter category. She loves to give guys blow-jobs, she's quite happy for them to cum all over her but, based on the one time she did let someone do it, she won't let a guy cum in her mouth because she doesn't like the taste.
OK so far, I can accept the arguments and points of view up to this point but then I get confused.
Assuming that, like me, you are one of those girls who is happy to let a guy unload in your mouth, what is the point of spitting it out? I mean, it's in your mouth already isn't it? Spitting it out isn't going to get rid of the taste any more than swallowing it and, if you don't like the taste, why on earth do you let him cum in your mouth in the first place.
Ok, so I know there are some guys who promise to stop before they do and who don't keep their promise (it's happened to me and I'm sure it's happened to most girls in the cock-sucking fraternity at one time or another) but, assuming it's all consensual and you are in control; and from experience I have to say that a woman who has her lips wrapped around a guys dick has an enormous amount of control over him ; then why, if you don't like the taste or texture of cum, do you let him do it?
I'll be the first to admit that a guy's juices aren't up there on my list of favourite flavours and, in the vast majority of occasions, a blow-job is just a way of getting him in the right frame of mind to fuck my brains out but occasionally, as a treat, I'll forgo my own pleasure just for him (it's a good way of banking favours) and, if he wants to cum in my mouth, well, so be it and, I swallow. If nothing else, it's a hell of a lot easier to clean up afterwards.
So, I guess my question is, if you're going to let a guy cum in your mouth, why spit? What is the point?
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Sex or Chocolate?
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Posted:Jun 14, 2005 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 11:58 pm
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Ok, another of my slightly obscure surveys. Of course, normally there would be no contest (unless like tl9en you happen to include ironing as an alternative. Sorry T  .
But assuming you had to choose and whatever choice you made it would be made for life, which of the two options would you be willing to sacrifice for the rest of you life?
I know I'd be happy never to have to look at an iron again but that's not one of the options.
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My mis-spent youth Part 1 - My first blow-job
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Posted:Jun 14, 2005 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2007 2:46 pm
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If you've read my introduction, you'll already know that the first time I gave someone a blow-job was when I was 14. Like a lot of girls giving (and receiving) oral sex was one of those things that I did long before got round to going the whole way. I guess it's sort of a natural progression. You start off with just kissing, before long you start using tongues, you progress to what Tara Fitzgerald and Ewan McGregor somewhat endearingly call 'top half only' in the film 'Brassed Off' before going down and giving head and finally ending up with full blown sex. Actually, in my case (and I'm sure a lot of girls will be the same), it didn't stop there, there was still anal sex, discovering what another girl was like and group sex too (but those are entirely different stories ).
For a lot of girls I know, the reason for giving their boyfriends their first blow-job is that they want to do something 'sexual' and that is special for him but the aren't ready to start sleeping with him (this is especially true if you grow up in a religiously oppressive society like the one I grew up in in Ireland; and where over the counter contraceptives were not always readily available; especially if, like I was at the time, you happen to be under age). I suppose, the other reason is the hope that if you do that for him, he might just return the favour .
For most girls it seems, the reason is 'love' (as if the average actually knows anything about it) or wanting to do something that is 'naughty', 'daring' or 'grown-up'.
For me, yes, it was daring and, yes, it was naughty but, primarily, it was nothing more than a business transaction. The reason, it was the school lunch break, I'd run out of cigarettes, I'd left my purse at home so I had no money to buy any and a blow-job was the price that my erstwhile partner in crime (I didn't actually have a 'regular boyfriend' at the time) and I agreed on to get him to buy me a packet of 10 from the local chip shop.
The transaction wasn't carried out in the traditional location of behind the bike shed, it was actually in the walk-in cupboard where the cleaners stored their equipment (I should mention that my 'friend' was doing work experience with the school as a janitor and had a key).
After he locked the door behind us, we got straight down to business. He dropped his trousers and shorts and sat on one of the equipment storage lockers and I knelt down in front of him. I ran my tongue along its length a few times before putting the head between my lips and sucking it into my mouth.
Not once did I ever let on to him that this was the first time I'd ever done this and, if he noticed my inexperience as I bobbed my head back and forth, sliding my lips along his shaft, he never commented on it.
Like a lot of men, he promised to tell me when he was about to cum and, like most men, it was a promise he broke. I almost choked as first spurt of his load took me in the back of my throat. To this day, I still don't know how I managed it but I actually managed to take it all (although I did have to wipe my chin ) which is just as well as it might have been a bit awkward trying to explain how I'd got cum stains on my blazer or blouse.
10 minutes later, I was happily puffing away on one of my well earned cigarettes.
My technique at the time was probably pretty rudimentary, just sliding my lips up and down and sucking. I've had an awful lot of practise since then and the compliments that I've received would lead me to believe that if practise hasn't quite made perfect, it's got me pretty close...
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How far would you let your partner go?
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Posted:Jun 6, 2005 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Following on from a post in the 'Tough decision to make' thread in the Edinburgh Group, 'Truth or Dare' that I made in reply to a question asked by stuartw22, I'm interested in people's thoughts to this one.
Leaving aside people who are already 'Swingers' or in 'Open Relationships' on the grounds that I'm pretty sure I know what their answer to be, would you be prepared to knowingly (and that is the key word) let your partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife have sex with another man or woman? If your answer is that you would, I'd also be interested to know why?
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My Cupid Settings
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Posted:Jun 1, 2005 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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A lot of people ask me about them. Basically, they are there to try and keep the number of posts I get down to manageable proportions. Not that I object to being popular but there is just no way I could handle the torrent I used to receive before I put them in place. It was either that or spend so long reading about what people wanted to do to me, I'd never actually have the time to let them.
Don't despair however there are two things you should know.
1) When I'm actually online, I usually turn them off (I've even been known to forget to turn them back on which usually means I've got to spend about a week reading them all).
2) There are ways to get round them. Gender, which is about the only thing on your profile that you can't change is not one of my criteria. If you're smart enough, you'll figure it out
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Premium Memberships
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Posted:May 31, 2005 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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At last, I've actually found a (semi) good reason to take out a paid membership. For a nominal sum of around £8.00 you can download and watch as many porno films as your ISP's monthly download limit will allow.
Given that my ISP allows me 30Gb a month, it looks like I could be watching a fair few films (assuming I can fit them in) over the next few weeks
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Just for the record...
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Posted:Apr 29, 2005 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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My tits are 100% natural. Actually, it may come as a shock to some of you guys but, personally, I sometimes wish that I hadn't been quite so well blessed in that department. I know the guys (and girls) love them but, sometimes, they can be a bit of an encumberance
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