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1. An old blogger went writing on, even though his day was through,
He had blogged for four long years with nothing else to do
He though about retiring then he got his ownself banned
Now here just lies the spirit, of the blog writer Bardicman
Ghost Writer in Disguise.
2. His brain was still on fire though his hair was turning gray.
His writing showed no talent but still he did it anyway.
He was happy on the Roof Top then his world came tumbling down.
He was no longer on the front page and no profile to be found
Ghost Writer in Disguise
3. Other writers loped on by him, and others went their own way
He even retired a few times but the blogging call in him was great
Then he broke the TOU, found his whole damn blog shit canned
Now you know the whole sad tale, and why I ghost write for Bardicman
YIPEE YI YO YIPEE YI YA
Ghost Writer in Disguise
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Posted:Dec 27, 2010 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2010 10:18 am
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Well, here I sit in sunny chilly Sarasota. The temps may have dipped to close to freezing but the fresh grapefruit and oranges straight from the tree to my mouth is totally awesome. Funniest part of this trip is the fact that it is still 20 - 30 degrees warmer than home so it feels rather nice to Babe and I. Everyone around here is freezing the balls off but we are enjoying the warmer weather 
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Barbie's Freaky Friday episode 2.
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Posted:Dec 24, 2010 4:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2010 4:01 pm
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Barbie's Freaky Friday episode 1 <- Just in case you missed it.
Oh My God Everyone. Barbie here is quite perplexed at the Christmas Eve Happenings in my life. If you all remember I just told you about ladies night over at the "Phu King Ho Sushi Bar and Bar" where I go every Thursday night for dinner and dancing and drinking and drinking and drinking and maybe like just a couple jello shots.
Well after making it home ok and throwing up... Guess what. Like I was just dozing off and guess who comes knocking at my door. You guessed it. Horny Ass Drunk Ken comes in. Don't get me wrong ladies. This here Barbie ain't no prude and I like to get my little muff pounded as much as the next girl but I also like a little discretion....
Little did I know that my Ken of the day was Cam Corder Ken. I told him I would give him some of this tight plastic pussy but he had to be discreet. I didn't want Millionaire Ken finding out.
Guess what, I am so stupid. Seems Cam Corder Ken likes to kiss and tell and I am in a heap of trouble here now. Oh...My....God...Like what am I going to do now?????
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Barbie's Freaky Friday episode 1.
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Posted:Dec 23, 2010 10:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2010 3:49 pm
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Hey Everyone,
Welcome to Barbies Freaky Friday. I finally found someone I can channel my stories through so I can get at you dogs (lol) and let you know how my life is going. Its hard being a doll and sometime I just need to get a couple things off my chest.
Sounds like fun. Wooohoooo.
So anyway, like Thursday night is ladies night at the "Phu King Ho Sushi Bar and Bar" and me and the girls just cannot resist going. Its like fun as hell and the guys and gals sit around drinking saki and eating sushi and sniffing each others fingers trying to guess if they smell like food or fun.
So, there I was, sitting there drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and suddenly this Barbie chick is not quite feeling up to par. Ken was really REALLY drunk because I saw two of him. I knew I had to get home fast before I passed out on the Sushi Bar and Bar. Luckily I only live a couple blocks away so I left the corvette parked and walked home. This cop (he was a nice cop) stopped me and asked me,
"You Drinking?"
I politely told him no thanks I had already had enough. Lucky for me I made it home just in time. I had to run upstairs and pray to the porcelain god and then I had to tell the real God that I would not drink anymore if he just let me live. That's about all I can remember of the night. I will be back next week to tell you all some more.
I am trying to figure out a good night for me to maybe do some camming. Anyone have any ideas?
Barbie
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Updated Condensed 2011 House Rules
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Posted:Dec 23, 2010 11:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2011 11:17 am
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1. Everyone is welcome to post any links or do any pimping they want when visiting me. Pimping is always encouraged and appreciated.
2. Ladies you may use my name and likeness in anyway you want. Even if you are printing my picture out to wipe your ass with. At least that way I am only 1 inch from my goal which is close enough to see it....
3. Men you may use my name and likeness but not if it means getting close to your genital area.
4. The views and opinions expressed are not always the views and opinions of the author. Sometimes Satan or Barbie (same thing)channel through me and I have no control over the content.
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An in-depth post on ADHD
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Posted:Dec 22, 2010 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2012 7:02 pm
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Its time for the Christmas Musical Extravaganza. I wrote and posted this exactly 24 months ago today. I decided to recycle it because I need some kind of Christmas Tradition....
(Narration)
It came upon a midnight clear
So many years in the past
After forever of being alone
God created a at last
What if that midnight clear was now
And the birth had happened today
I bet things would be a lot different
In each and every way
So pull up a chair and gather the
And listen as I tell this tale
Would Jesus born today be our Lord and Savior
or just a mid-eastern terrorist in jail
(To the tune of "The First Noel")
The first Noel the pimps all did say
Was to certain poor hookers in cars getting laid;
In cars getting laid tending their johns
Sucking on cocks that were harder than bronze
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
He might be a muslim so throw him in jail
They looked up and saw a star in the sky
It was really bright and gave them a high
The star it did lead. so they all followed
some so surprised that they even swallowed.
Noel, Noel, Noel, 'ell no
The said make money but we gotta go
(Narration)
And so it was that the hookers headed off
In search of this laying in the trough
Could this be the Messiah that God sent to save
And would he be better looking than Flava Flav?
Such a weight to be put on a newborns back
His very first visitors were addicted to crack
But down in the south in a lovely trailer park
Rednecks saw the star both in day and in dark
They loaded up the vans and the four wheel drives
With all of their and numerous ex-wives
They combed their hair and brushed their tooth
And hoped that they didn't appear too aloof
It was a long drive so they drove it in shifts
All prepared with their wonderful gifts
(to the tune of "We Three Kings")
We rednecks from Kentucky are;
Bearing gifts we traverse afar,
Field and fountain, Smokey Mountain,
Following that there star.
(skip the chorus)
Born a King in these times so hard
That's why I got him a Wal-Mart gift card,
Kings need plenty, so I made it twenty,
I hope he's not an inbred retard
(skip chorus)
A Forty Ounce to offer have I;
To part with it will make me cry
Shouts and Whooping, next morning Recouping,
Why is my mouth so dry.
(skip chorus)
I just don't know what the fuck is Myrrh
So I am bringing the opossum fur;
Not politically correct, but what the heck
It will give PETA a stir.
(Now sing the damn chorus)
O, star of wonder, star of light,
I see you through my telescopic sight,
Tires hummin', Banjo Strummin'
We'll drive and sing all through the night.
(Narration)
Now in these modern times that we all hold so dear
There is one other thing that is perfectly clear
Of all the people that came to adore
The guest list would include at least one more
A wrapped in rags in a barn is in need
So which government agency would intercede?
Section 8 housing and maybe food stamps
They could come to the rescue and they would be champs
But this tale is darker just like the times
Raising a when your poor is a terrible crime
Some parents just think that they know whats best
Until they're confronted by C.P.S. ( Protective Services)
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better not birth
Your in the hay
or your parental worth
will be questioned today
The C.P.S. is coming to town
If your on their list
It will not be nice
You and the will be paying the price
The C.P.S. is coming to town
It doesn't matter that your pregnant
and your labor would not wait
The Father has to pay support
The Messiah's a ward of the state
O! You better not run
You better not hide
Bend over grab your ankles
Spread your ass cheeks wide
The C.P.S. is coming to town
The C.P.S. is coming to town
I want to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas.
If you don't believe in Christmas then Happy Holidays to each and everyone of you.
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Dirty Laundry Sunday
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Posted:Dec 19, 2010 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2011 11:59 am
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Today appears to be the day that some people who shall not remain anonymous wishes to show Real Life pictures and stir up trouble.
ariellight1178 seems to have taken the trust I had built up in her in the past and just tossed it to the wind.
I am sure most everyone knows she blogged here before but for those who may not I WILL not give her past name. Even I would not stoop so low.
Why did she leave? Rehab. I should have known trusting my real life picture to an addict was probably not a good thing but I thought after her stint with Dr Drew in the ole rehab clinic would help her out.
I was wrong. It seems she is slipping and I now have proof that rehab did not work and her new name is proof she is laughing in the faces of those of us who tried to get her off that shit she is on....
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I guess I found my Fetish
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Posted:Dec 19, 2010 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2011 6:57 am
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Strange as hell but I guess I am weird after all. After searching the internet for some clown porn just for Ms Ariel I discovered something interesting.
Clown Porn is considered down right taboo for a lot of people.
Personally I can think of a lot of other porn that I would consider more mentally damaging than clown porn.
Midget Porn, Granny porn, Gay porn, Animal Porn, and Pedophile Porn.
Personally I find miss clown chick there rather sexy. I guess I have to admit to a weird fetish now. I truly do find clown porn erotic and arousing.
Am I the only one here who orders at McDonald's with a hard on?
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Two Questions...
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Posted:Dec 18, 2010 12:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 12:45 pm
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Question #1.
I am not sure what the rules are here now but I was wondering if I would offend people by posting real pictures of me on my blog getting a blow job
Is it considered rude or tasteless to advertise with pictures like that on here?
I really do not want to offend anyone so please give me some thoughts on how you feel about it.
My second question is....
If it's not considered rude or tasteless can I get a volunteer from the female audience to give me a blow job and let me take a picture of it to post on my blog?
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Wanna Sit On My FACE? BOOK a Seat!
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Posted:Dec 17, 2010 4:08 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2010 7:57 am
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I had to come back to Affairlook for one reason and one reason only.
I missed reading blogs.
I missed writing blogs.
I missed interacting on blogs.
I missed the bots flirting with me.
And, Babe and I are seriously in the market for a female to join us in some adult erotic fun and possibly even a couple to make it more fun. She would be quite happy with a single male joining in and I plan on making that happen for her someday but alas thats a hurdle I have to jump because I am NOT bisexual. Nay I am not even the least bit curious. She on the other hand is curious to the point that after seeing her in action one time with another woman.... Well I would say her curiousness has been sated and now she just has a hunger.
I am not a gay hater or homophopic. For me,cocks are like the ghost busters thing-a-ma-jigs... They cannot touch or cross streams.
That Wanna sit on my FACE? BOOK a seat! place just does not seem like a good place to go looking for erotic fun....
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It's Look to Beginning Christmas Like a Lot.
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 7:41 pm
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Not really, Its colder that a witches tit in a brass bra here but no snow.....
However, we are expecting some ice in a couple days so that might be fun.
I really think I should begin posting some Christmas Carols to get everyone in the festive mood.
Mainly I just want everyone to remember to watch their spending this year. Best I can tell we are still in a recession so be careful. Remember its the thought that counts so that is what I am focusing on this year.
I thought about hanging lights on the house.
I thought about putting up the Christmas Tree.
I thought about buying presents.
I thought about wrapping them.
I thought about sending out to everyone I know.
Ok I think I have that covered.
are really bummed out though. We passed a church earlier (hurt like hell and I still have splinters) and there was baby Jesus already lying in the Manger. I told the ... "Look , Baby Jesus has already been born so I guess we missed Christmas after all".
I mean seriously, If Jesus was born on Christmas morn and someone already has him out in the manger with all the
Wise Men and Shepherds and Angels and Frankensteins and Gold and Myrrh then I guess I missed something.
Personally, I think the Manger Scene should be completely empty until Christmas Eve. The Bible does not teach us that Joseph and Mary hit Bethlehem a month early and was forced to live in a barn with shepherds and Wi semen and angels and Frankenstein, and gold and myrrh while eagerly awaiting a 30+ day labor. No I say Nay!!!
Manger scenes should be empty until Christmas eve and then add the occupants in the order they arrived.
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But First a Disclaimer
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Posted:Dec 11, 2010 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2010 5:48 pm
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***Important information *** WARNING** Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You have my explicit permission to use any of my profile or pictures and even blog post in any form or forum both current and future. However, by doing so you must readily agree that this should increase my chances of finding some strange pussy by ... lets say 10 times... By strange pussy I do not mean something nasty and odd looking like some I have seen on here. By strange pussy I mean some hot chick that is disease free that really wants to ride my cock like a Harley ©.
My Ideal Person: I/We are looking for a female to help Babe explore her bi-side. We have had a FFM in the past but it left more questions than it answered. It was fine for a first time outing but we both know it could have been more. The possibilities of a MMF threesome are also on the horizon.
I do not drink or use drugs but I think if there is a lady out there who drinks and uses drugs then my chances of getting laid are greater. Especially if you pass out in my vicinity and there are no other men around. I know I am not the best looking man around but after you have a couple six packs and there is no one around to compare me too.. I do start looking pretty good.
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