Time to visit the confessional
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Posted:Feb 26, 2018 5:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2021 11:42 pm
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Hello again Affairlook blog land. It has been 6 years and 13 days since my last blog entry. a lot has happened since my last entry, and I don't know where to start. I do read my watched blogs, but I do comment very little. I enjoy other's points of views, sometimes I agree, some times I don't, but is good that there is a forum here for one to do so.
I wanted to tie this in with my past religious knowledge, and warped sense of humor, but as I'm typing I find myself disinterested, and can't even make one good point.
If there was actually a Affairlook minister who would administer a penance, I am guessing it would be: Heartnsoul768 please go sit in the corner and jack off to 5 of your favorite photos, and have oral sex with a nice, but homely woman from the site that can not get anyone to come over to satisfy her.
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To pleasure or not to pleasure ........
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Posted:Feb 13, 2012 5:45 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2018 5:22 am
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The recent death of Whitney Houston got me thinking.... 1) What drugs can do to ruin ones life. 2) Abusive marriages .... But the one I want to discuss in this blog. 3) Pleasuring ones self to music videos. Yes, if I was alone in the house and "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" was playing. That was drop trou, and find a towel time. As a white guy who has dated many black women in his time, she was tops back then.
So I ask, are there any music videos that triggered "pleasure time?"
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What STDs are you comfortable with your partner having?
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Posted:Feb 4, 2012 6:03 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 8:07 am
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Yes, this is one of the questions everyone can answer on their profile when joining the site. To date, every profile I have read: The answer is none. I am very disapointed that nonbody on this site has the gumption to tackle anyone with even the slightest hint of a STD. You know, one of the small ones that just makes it hard to piss for a day or two, or one that just needs a quick shot of penicillin to make everything better.
Being that February is a short month, and yes I know it is already Black History month, but maybe we could also make February, "Do someone with a STD" month. You can even use maximum protection while participating. Becasue we all know even "Herpes Gal" needs loving too.
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Saturday Night
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Posted:May 2, 2009 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2013 10:28 am
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It's Saturday evening and I have nothing to do. I feel like it's a total waste of a nice evening. When you work 5 days a week, and have only two days to enjoy yourself, do you feel like you missed the boat when there are no plans?
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February 29th ....
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Posted:Feb 29, 2008 4:14 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 9:25 pm
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It really sucks to have a day that only comes along once every 4 years. For folks who are into anniversaries and birthdays it must be a nightmare. Today, I'll be selling the home that me and my grew up in. Yeah, it's part of dividing up family assets to settle a divorce. Now .... I guess next year on March 1st I'll be able to celebrate the one year anniversary of selling it, but it just won't seem right. It will be like the 28th is the day before, and the 1st will be the day after.
Also .... Who ever came up with leap year??? I would think the years without the 29th would be leap years, because we just kinda leap over it. I think the best way to approach this day is to just not do anything memorable... Just go home tonight, and go to bed ... When you wake up it will be March 1st ... A day that comes around every year.
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Household hints from Heartnsoul
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 10:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2009 12:32 pm
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I'll be starting a new helpful household hints section to my blog .... I figure I have a wealth of info that just has to be shared .... Today's letter comes from Miriam in Annapolis, MD.
Heartnsoul:
My husband Fred leaves horrible stains in his boxer shorts. I've tried to get them clean, but I haven't had any luck. Do you have any knowledge on this subject???
Dear Miriam:
You came to the right place to help alleviate those stains. First off .... I don't know how to get the boxer shorts clean, but I do have a great preventive program that you can start. Go out and get Fred a new assortment of boxer shorts. Study the old ones and see where the stains usually end up. Now .... Go get those pantyliners that you have below the bathroom sink. Let me tell you pantyliners aren't just for blood anymore. You place a pantyliner in the area where the stains usually crop up on the boxer shorts, and then place them in his dresser drawer. Now you'll have to remove the pantyliner before washing, and then place a new pantyliner before putting them back in the dresser drawer. I'm sure this will make doing the wash a bit more enjoyable ...
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First post in about 18 months .......
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 7:22 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2018 3:55 pm
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As one can see ..... It takes something major in my life to make me want to sit here, and type out a message .... I would much rather read what others write, but something has tweak a nerve, and I just had to put it out there for the world to see. In the past week or so, a few folks in the network put up this "BYE" message on the bulletin board. Both times I went to check it out, because I thought something happened in their life to make them want to leave this "fine" site. Other folks have probably seen the same thing pop up on their bulletin board, because it appears to spreading in epidemic proportions .... For some reason these people think there are people out there requesting friends just so they can look popular by having a large number of friends ..... Personally, if I send out a network request it's because I'd love to have the chance to get to know .... become friends .... and then with the luck of the Lord ( Protestant gals), Mother Mary ( Catholic gals), Alla ( Muslim gals ), or God ( Jewish gals) share a bed, and get to know each other on the most personal level. I'm not here to win an election with write in votes, or for everyone to say .... hey look at that Heartnsoul dude .... He must be very friendly with the ladies .... damn with the number of friends he has, he just might be too damn friendly .... To sum things up, I won't be reposting the "BYE" message on my bulletin board as it says you must do or I'll be thrown off their network. BUT after taking the time to post this on my blog .... and like I said earlier, my first post in about 18 months, that nobody will throw me out of their network, but I do realize that I am taking a chance by not reposting the meassge. So there it is ... take me or leave me.
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What football off season is all about .....
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Posted:Apr 3, 2006 10:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2012 7:50 am
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What is football off season all about????
1. Signing free agents??? - NO
2. Preparing for the draft of college players? - No again ...
3. Cheerleader tryouts???- YES !!!!!!!
These lovely young ladies are all sprawled out on a gym floor trying to become cheerleaders for an NFL team. Spring is the air!!!!!!
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Strangest request from a partner?????
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Posted:Mar 28, 2006 6:52 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2012 8:41 pm
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Met this girl in a bar ... Went back to her place. She insisted on smoking crack while I went down on her. She said the orgasm is unbelievable while doing this. Anyone else had a strange request???
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Continuation of the tag ...
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Posted:Mar 26, 2006 5:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2007 11:20 pm
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I tagged the following:
Spicedice37
Foxybrown1973
Saintlianna
You'll have to read my last post to see the weird things I do, I was totally unprepared and wrote the 6 things down, and had no one to tag. I guess I need to tag 3 more people, but that is the seventh thing I do that is weird. I think 3 is 6.
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Oh my ...... I'm tagged
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Posted:Mar 26, 2006 4:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2006 10:24 am
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Qyxx darlin .... Thanks for the tag.
1. I drink about 5 glasses a day of the following: 2/3 fresh brewed ice tea and 1/3 white strawberry cranberry juice. The juice provides just enough sugar to make it taste great. You can also use any type of cranberry juice.
2. I don't like buying new vehicles. I like to buy cars that I can work on: Tune ups, oil changes, brakes and so forth. Currently drive a 1993 compact station wagon.
3. All of my favorite sports teams that I like to root for are all from different cities, and none are local.
4. At work I spend at least 4 hours a day reading blogs and profiles.
5. I only wear 2 brands of athletic shoes and the 2 companies begin with A and C.
6. Last ... I'm addicted to using a food saver. I love to buy everything in bulk, vaccum pack it, and put it in the frezer.
Everyone who I want to tag has already been tagged..... I'll have to do some research and find some people to tag.
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I haven't been tagged.
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Posted:Mar 25, 2006 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2010 7:07 am
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OK ... OK ..... I know this is probably petty, but I have been overlooked when people have been picking someone to tag. I know I don't send out as many posts as I probably should, but I want to make sure I send out stuff that is somewhat interesting. Yes, getting picked up at a grocery store by a woman and being taken to her home to have sex with her friend is what I consider interesting reading. And of course, people in West virginia, and Kentucky saw nothing wrong with my attempt to invite my cousin to have sex, but luckily it was caught in time before it got that far.
This is important enough to write about also. I feel now what it feels like to be the last guy picked to be ... no make that the guy not picked to play in the neighborhood sandlot football game. How can this be rectified ???? Well I did include a photo of myself in this post. I really don't have any photos that I'd want to post on my profile, but it seems everyone who was tagged had a photo in their profile. I do like those eyes only photos like the Saint of Western PA has in her profile, but being that I wear glasses all the time (except during sleep, sex, and showering), that would probably look stupid. So I figure this is the best I can do ... If I don't get tagged so be it ... I'm sure their are better people than me to have gone untagged.
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Back in the day.......
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Posted:Mar 23, 2006 11:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2012 7:52 am
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Back in 1996-1999 I use to hang out in a chat room consisted of a bunch of mostly 40 something women who either didn't like their current situation at home, or women who were recently divorced. Of course you had the guys who were mostly 30 something looking to hook up with the women who inhabitited the room. I met several sweet women who I still stay in touch with on a limited basis, but the reason for this post was that most of the guys who went into the room had to do something to get the attention of the women. My "thing" was to be funny, and I eventually created a character "Schlongman" who was a young guy who had a spell cast upon him by an old gypsy woman. Schlongman's duty was give satisfying sex to women (that were in need) that he met during his normal day to day life. I am guessing we all have had a situation when you would meet a woman in a bitchy mood, and someone would say .. "That woman needs laid." Well ..... that was Schlongman's job. But the twist was that Mike (Schlongman's alter ego) would have to get the woman to the backseat of his 1966 ( unnamed car) for the spell to work. To make a long story short, I then would use the women in the chatroom and cast them into a story using their profession. They had a wide variety of professions: bank teller, nurse, drug and alcohol counsleor, hair dresser, and cake decorator. Each time I sent one out I would make a copy and keep it in a file envelope. Now to the finale ..... Do you think anyone in blog land would enjoy the Adventures of Schlongman? What would be nice if I could get some women here to tell me what they do, and maybe even write some new ones. Let me know what you think.
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To link to this blog (Heartnsoul768) use [blog Heartnsoul768] in your messages.
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