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My New Matches August 7th
Posted:Aug 7, 2011 4:45 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:50 pm
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This is the contents of the first page of My New Matches today. A review of all 24 profiles.

Profile 1: FAKE
a) Professional / stolen pornsite photo
b) Photo is of 2 women rubbing breasts together. Profile says sexuality = STRAIGHT. Hmmmm
c) Who comes to a sex site for "I want a simple man of good character, faithful, funny, loving and hardworking.... Yadda yadda yadda..."
Affairlook, i know you monitor blog posts so please show some balls and comment as to how your profile approvers can approve such an obviously FAKE profile?

Profile 2: FAKE
a) Professional / stolen pornsite photo
b) "Looking for soul mate and SEX MATE"... oh come on, please!

Profile 3: FAKE
a) "Am seeking to find a man that I can love and call the love of my life.that will love me for who I am and after material gains"

Profile 4: SCAM
a) We are an organization that holds orgies once or twice a week. only members are allowed to join in the fun. this is a serious organization and very very discreet. please don't message us to waste our time or ask too much information if you are not a member. that means information that could identify us (real name, address, phone number, meet up directly).

Profile 5: FAKE
a) "Am a single independent lady seeking to start a new relationship with any serious minded man outthere." - On a sex site... yeah

Profile 6: FAKE
a) "Hi am looking for the man that can make me happy until the end of time" - You know what i'm thinking....

Profile 7: FAKE
a) "Seeking a kind hearted man"
b) "I am a 29 year old full time independent lady. I am very nice, outspoken, REAL, what everyone considers as your all around good girl. Yes there are still some of us out there.I go to church and love it"

Profile 8: FAKE
a) Photos have US date format time-stamp printed on them. Profile is from UK
b) "looking for my life partner"
c) Hounslow isnt in Hampshire

Profile 9: FAKE
a) Profile name is "HannahLishouse" - Who would put their full name on a profile on a sex site?
b) Profile intro is "well hi my names hannah patterson im a sexy small petite youge brunette looking for a hot man or woman to have some fun with" - Who would put their full name on a profile on a sex site? And the name doesnt even match the name used in the profile name!!!!!

Profile 10: PROBABLY FAKE
This one is interesting as it doesnt have the usual giveaways of other fakes... but the profile name is tighlips1 - and its very common for the fakers/scammers to either drop / add / change a letter when copying an existing profile. I'm guessing this was copied from a tightlips1

Profile 11: FAKE
a) I'm sorry but no real woman is going to put her real name on a sex site
b) "I've reached the point where I'm ready to meet someone I could spend a lifetime with."....
c) Profile says she's 18... but her picture is timestamped January 2007 meaning she was 13/14 at the time the picture was taken. The girl in the pic is definitely not 13/14 and posting pictures of a minor on a sex site would be pretty serious.
Come on Affairlook, i would LOVE to hear your explanation for this one. Please, it would make my day!

Profile 12: FAKE
a) Professional photo
b) "I am very communicative and open-hearted person. I am not an egoistic person; I think that I was born to make happy the only one person in this world. I am very kind and lovely young lady. I adore , because my profession is connected with them, but still I want to have my own lovely and wonderful strong family with lots of ." blah blah blah

Profile 13: HOORAY, THIS ONE LOOKS GENUINE

Profile 14: PROBABLY FAKE
a) "There's nothing I won't do to please. I'm a dirty little slut who will do all those things others don't" - Sounds too good to be true
b) Date of Birth = January 1 1980 which is the site's default dob which user hasnt altered

Profile 15: FAKE
a) Details dont add up. eg Body Type = Athletic, Bra Size = 38DD
b) Their profile is "Hello there.. Love to travel, Enjoy other cultures and their food. Like to learn about other People and the views." - what does that have to do with a sex site?

Profile 16: FAKE
a) AmanaJessy - note the d dropped from AmandaJessy....
b) "I am very much a woman of substance and I am very unique in todays society because I live my life through my spirituality and through the word of God and because I have such a strong understanding of what I feel my role in life is suppose to be"

Profile 17: PROBABLY GENUINE

Profile 18: FAKE
a) Professional photo
b) Details dont add up. eg Body Type = Average, Bra Size = 32A
c) I would like to meet a physically and psychologically healthy gentleman who is well-mannered, easy-going, open-minded with a good career, no game - serious and honest for our relation, who are ready to share the rest of life with me.

Profile 19: FAKE
a) TinEye reveals pictures are available on various porn sites
b) "am a easy going open minded hard working and a cool headed type of girl who is very caring like cooking going to the movies and travellings i hate cheats and lairs and am a god fearing type of girl" - God fearing my ass!

Profile 20: FAKE
a) TinEye reveals picture is of porn actress Isis Taylor - Very naughty Affairlook, allowing copyrighted material!
b) "I am a woman with full of love and feeling lucky from the family that are always there beside me"

Profile 21: FAKE
a) Professional model/photo
b) "Happy a day to have this unique opportunity
to say hello to u ,
Am a young lady seeking for a real man to share the rest of my love with ,all ages are welcome,"

Profile 22: FAKE
Already been removed from site

Profile 23: PROBABLY FAKE
Not enough info on profile to determine whether its genuine or not. No photos, no real details. All it says is "I enjoy out doors cycling walking etc. various music & films."

Profile 24: FAKE
Already been removed from site

WELL DONE Affairlook APPROVERS! 2 GENUINE PROFILE, 22 FAKE PROFILES. NOT BAD EH? DEFINITELY WORTH THE SUBSCRIPTION
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TinEye - Tool that checks whether photos are genuine
Posted:Aug 6, 2011 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2011 1:18 am
5910 Views

Here is a great site/tool that is basically a reverse search engine for images. You give it the image and it tells you where on the web that image is being used.

Here is a great example of how this is useful...

I posted earlier that profile hornylisa4u had an image on which the scammer had used photoshop to write the profile name on the paper the girl is holding up - not good enough to fool me, but good enough to fool Affairlook's photo verifiers.

You'll also see that the original version of the girl holding piece of paper has the words "i love you" written on it. Game set and match!

The index that site uses is not complete (but is being constantly added to) but it will at least help you identify some of the fakes.

TinEye also has a plug-in (which i've installed) that allows you to right mouse click on any web image and you get the "Search for Image on TinEye" option which makes it really easy to verify photos.

A big thanks to TruLeeG40 for bringing this tool to my attention and doing the hornylisa4u research.
6 Comments
Who believes Affairlook create FAKE profiles?
Posted:Aug 6, 2011 1:40 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:48 am
20117 Views

Do you believe that Affairlook are responsible for creating some of the FAKE profiles on here?
Yes
No
Maybe
44 Comments , 333 votes   (Page:)
Another day, another "New Matches" page full of the usual fake profiles....
Posted:Aug 6, 2011 1:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:15 pm
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Another day, another "New Matches" page full of the usual fake profiles....

Special mention goes to hornylisa4u. You'll see this one has a "verified" photo, meaning Affairlook have verified it to be genuine.... But if you take a look at the writing on the photo you can tell its been photoshopped. Look at the O. Thats what an O looks like when written with a mouse. Not how it would look if written by hand. Yet Affairlook want you to believe its a genuine profile....

And yet more orgy/party SCAMS.... lPUSSll & sweetsexyehrica2

I wont even bother listing all the african scams that Affairlook have approved overnight either. I suggest that those who've lost to these scammers should get together and launch a class action lawsuit against Affairlook for aiding the scammers.

It seems to me that to work as an Affairlook profile approver you need to be either blind, dumb or have criminal tendencies.

DONT REPORT FAKE PROFILES. PUBLICISE THEM! See my blog for more details
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Time to STOP REPORTING FAKE profiles!
Posted:Aug 4, 2011 3:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2011 3:01 am
7652 Views

Its pretty obvious that the site owners dont care that 95% of the profiles on here are FAKE, as they've had years to do something about it and have done absolutely nothing.

In fact quite the oppsosite as they approve profiles which are obviously fake, and do so because it inflates the membership count.

Well i for one am fed up doing their job by reporting the fakes and its time to take action.

I would ask everyone not to report fake profiles from now on. Leave them on the site but post comments such as "FAKE" wherever you can on the profile (eg on their photos and other updates). That way people who join the site or who come on here to look around will see at a glance that the site is full of fakes and will hopefully take their money elsewhere.

Maybe the site owners will then start taking the problem seriously when they see subscriptions falling.
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He said, She said....
Posted:Jun 27, 2011 12:02 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2011 9:53 am
3352 Views

He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said..You wear briefs, don't you

He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said.. What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said.. It's not my fault.. I ran out of money.

He said.. Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said.. Well, you succeeded.

He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you
She said.. Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said.. Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said.. Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said.. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.. I would, but you're never there.

He said.. Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said.. That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Relatives
Posted:May 19, 2011 1:47 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:5 pm
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Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a would that make us related?"

Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."
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Marriage Rules
Posted:Apr 7, 2011 10:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2011 1:39 am
3245 Views

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
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New drug...
Posted:Jan 31, 2011 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2011 9:20 am
3390 Views

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... Its called trycoxagain!
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Three kinds of....
Posted:Jan 7, 2011 11:22 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:5 pm
3260 Views

A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?" asks the boy.

"Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and so the said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Posted:Dec 3, 2010 8:49 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:5 pm
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Not the breathalyser again!
Posted:Nov 11, 2010 3:36 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:5 pm
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Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by crazy Carl. "Licence please" said Carl.

Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Loony Leon. "Insurance please" said Leon.

Off zoomed Mary again until she was stopped by Donkey Dave, naked with an 8 inch hard-on. "On no" cried Mary, "Not the breathalyser again!".
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
Posted:Aug 31, 2010 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2010 10:06 am
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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