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Posted:May 9, 2018 3:19 pm
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In 1977, Cat Stevens retired from music and underwent a dramatic conversion to become a religious Muslim named Yusuf Islam. I can totally relate to this now, because before I used to say I'd never have butt sex and then this weekend I had it.
A few years ago, I was so adamant about never having it that I had the following conversation with my then-roommate, Ben. Reality Bites, which I despise, was on TV.
"I really hate this movie more than anything in the world," I said.
"Even more than butt sex?" (We had discussed my terror of anal before.) "Like if you had to choose whether you were gonna watch Reality Bites or have anal sex—"
"I would rather have anal sex. The ranking is like, everything, and then anal sex, and then watching Reality Bites is dead last."
But that was when I was slightly younger, closed-minded, and very single — which allowed me to make sweeping generalizations about things I'd Never Do without being challenged on them. The risk/return ratio of anal sex seemed very lopsided (Return: The guy you're dating thinks you're cool, or whatever? Risk: Pooping on a penis.) But now that I'm someone's girlfriend, it turns out that when you really like someone, you're more willing to try things you never thought you'd try. Like watching Jason Statham movies and camping and losing the final and only virginity that you've retained since After-Prom.
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