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The Guys  

LabioBent 112M
1019 posts
1/19/2007 9:46 am

Last Read:
2/11/2007 10:24 am

The Guys


The Guys' Rules限限限限限限限限限茉/SIZE]

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.



Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!





1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,or BASKETBALL.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.(I hope! As I'm not a mind reader!)

XO
Labio


469tall 76M
16824 posts
1/19/2007 10:14 am

It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true.

great list



The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
1/19/2007 10:47 am

    Quoting 469tall:
    It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true.

    great list
TRUE!

HOHO!
Labio


angelofmercy5 66F
17879 posts
1/19/2007 7:37 pm

I love this one! I especially like the fact that they are all #1 on the men's list!!!!!


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
1/19/2007 8:19 pm

HEY WES TONITE!
You hold my coat!
If one of the fems on here ever catches me! None have yet! You'll need to call 2 ambulances!

HOHO!
Labio


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
1/19/2007 8:21 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    I love this one! I especially like the fact that they are all #1 on the men's list!!!!!
Glad that you liked it! Very happy and relieved that you are back!
Now the S&R guys can get some R&R!
XOXO!
Labio


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