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Blogs > LabioBent > Bent Thing !

The Mailman Retires!  

LabioBent 112M
1019 posts
1/18/2007 7:44 am

Last Read:
2/15/2007 3:39 pm
The Mailman Retires!



The Mailman Retires!

It was the mailman's last day, after 38 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, and old age pensioner presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love making he had ever experienced. When they had finished, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring the coffee, the mailman noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for"?

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him! Give him a dollar. Breakfast was my idea!!!"



XO
Labio
Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
1/18/2007 8:05 am

 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Good one!!!

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angelofmercy5 66F
17879 posts
1/18/2007 10:08 pm

 ROFLMAO! How I have missed your sense of humor! Today, the 19th is my birthday. So, as my present to me, I wanted to come back and visit all of the blogs on my old watched list and just wish you well. And tell you that I really miss you all! 143


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
1/19/2007 9:58 am

 THANK YOU!

XO
Labio


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
1/19/2007 9:58 am
    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    ROFLMAO! How I have missed your sense of humor! Today, the 19th is my birthday. So, as my present to me, I wanted to come back and visit all of the blogs on my old watched list and just wish you well. And tell you that I really miss you all! 143
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

XO
Labio


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