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Blogs > LabioBent > Bent Thing !

Farming is Hard!  

LabioBent 112M
1019 posts
10/2/2006 4:17 am

Last Read:
10/5/2006 5:20 am
Farming is Hard!


A gentlemanly Louisiana rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am!", and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said "Yes" and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked "Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said "Yes" and broke down crying.

The lady asked "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a hurricane leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches!!"



XO
Labio
angelofmercy5 66F
17879 posts
10/2/2006 8:29 am

 Labio.....I loved it! You are an endless source of smiles!


penguinluvr 65M
1088 posts
10/2/2006 3:41 pm

 I don't like peaches. They bring up bad memories from a time I would like to forget.

Opus

But the joke was funny


rm_mm0206 76F
7758 posts
10/2/2006 9:48 pm

 everything's just peachy...

hugs...m.


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