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Blogs > LabioBent > Bent Thing !

DISTRESSED WOMAN!  

LabioBent 112M
1019 posts
9/14/2007 10:02 am

Last Read:
9/23/2007 8:11 am
DISTRESSED WOMAN!


A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex.

So, she goes to see her doctor and relays the problem.

The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that it is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts. The doctor tells her to crumble some biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report.

A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is.

"He's dead," she replies.

"Dead?" the doctor asked.

The woman says, "Yes. He was sitting in the driveway licking his balls, and I backed over him with the car!!"



XO
Labio
penguinluvr 65M
1088 posts
9/14/2007 4:27 pm

 well, you made my wife laugh when I read it too her.

Opus


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