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How to win a woman's heart...
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How to win a woman's heart... John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the oven, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the paper. His is also at the table, eating. John asks, ", what happened last night?" His says, "Well, You came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, John asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, "Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!" Moral of the Story - Self-induced hangover -- £50.00 Broken furniture -- £1,000.00 Breakfast -- £5.00 Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you're drunk -- PRICELESS!!!   Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥ |
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1/6/2006 12:06 am |
that has got to be the joke of the week
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Helga , how could you, I was just about to post this joke too, never mind I loved it 
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1/6/2006 12:24 am |
For everything else there's Masturbacard 
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1/6/2006 4:35 am |
lol Helga, That was cute! Babel {=}
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1/6/2006 5:31 am |
Good one!
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Good one! Just hope I would be so quick witted! Al
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***Must remember**must remember**REALLY MUST REMEMBER o
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1/7/2006 12:00 pm |
Rave to the base bristol.Rave to the base.WEG
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TFF... where can I send men to sign up for that course???
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Good one! I like it!
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1/9/2006 5:36 am |
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that was very funny.
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bravo to the husband
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