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More Denseness Ya know one of the biggest, worst mistakes a guy can make here is to send me a picture of himself in a matador's costume when he lives in FUCKING ALABAMA! Unelss there is some private bullfighting ring here that I don't know about.... much more likely to be cock fighting (NOT that kind of cock, although that might be interesting, lol!) I'm literally sitting here shaking my head. If you post a pciture of yourself on Affairlook in a thong, and you're not a chick, in my book you're gay! Please don't post a picture of yourself surrounded by all the members of your family at Xmas and then white out all of their faces! Shit, buy a disposable camera and take pics of yourself, have it developed at Wal-mart and they'll put the pics on a disk! And, finally, really guys the women here don't want to see pics of you getting a blowjob, we just don't. We'll believe you if you say you've had a blowjob before. If you're wondering what the picture is... it's a machine that measures the density of mud   |
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7/7/2006 12:42 pm |
quoting mmmgoodnova: Just like Trix are for kids...thongs are for chix! i completely agree...in fact, thongs aren't even for a lot of chix...  how about i send a pic of me in a Tarzan loincloth?  King Nor XVIII  
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7/7/2006 2:12 pm |
Mac ... you cracked me up.  I do needed that today.Contrary to popular belief... we ladies do have some "style" about us, Imagination, and intelligence. MMMmm... did I just open up a "can of worms"? Now, the only man I would consider having incognito is "Zoro". warm huggies 2ya sweet lady
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7/7/2006 3:26 pm |
Oh those photos of people with the scrubbed out family faces shit me up the wall, glad to hear I ain't the only one hating these.
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7/7/2006 4:05 pm |
I have a problem with thongs. Would a very small sock suffice?
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How about I post a picture wearing my Conan the Barbarian costume from holloween?
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BTW how the hell does a guy wear a Thong? He must be really small to stuff it in there cause mine wouldn't fit LOL, Kinda gives a bad first impression to the chics 
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7/7/2006 9:35 pm |
Amen sister!!!
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7/7/2006 11:25 pm |
I'd give $100 for a matador's costume right now! I am thinking about posting some pictures of myself on my profile. Anybody got any suggestions or a matador's costume? Peace.
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Absolute lies. I have never heard anyone use the term flip-flops, our chosen term is jandals (though we breach copyright every time we use it). G-string and thong are completely interchangeable, they are both underwear; I can't understand why Aussies use a term for an item of womens underwear (marvellous stuff), then use the same term to describe their toe-jam riddled jandals. If wearing a thong makes a male gay, then does that mean that thong-wearing is mandatory for women on this site? -chasing (wondering why he can't see Mac in a thong  )
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7/8/2006 6:05 am |
really... and I was just to take a picture of myself in a kilt... I figure it is appropriate for a guy born in NY living in NC.... would work for you How about a mini kilt...
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7/8/2006 9:05 am |
No matador pics? Drat, that eliminates all my best ones. Next you'll be telling me no wetsuits or tutus, and then what'll I do? James, off to the costume shop for a suit of armor and a plume....
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Hell Mac, no thongs, no matador costumes, what fun is that
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7/8/2006 8:05 pm |
I think greytintedlenses said it best.... LOL. Keep them all straight, Mac. (Notice I said THEM)
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7/10/2006 10:40 am |
and i was about to send you a pic of me in my matador thong surrounded by family at easter. you crack me up Mac! another question...why do guys want pics of themselves getting a bj? that just doesn't do it for me, but i guess to each his own.
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7/10/2006 11:29 am |
Batman only kissed Catwoman once. I want repeated kisses. Zoro was a lover and a fighter and he carried a long hard sword. warm huggies 2ya thanks so much for your smiles
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