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Say the Darndest Things  

absolutelynormal 63F
3743 posts
10/27/2009 8:59 pm

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Say the Darndest Things

Of course one of my aunts had a big get-together at her house so the family could meet the grandest baby and her mom. My mom had 4 siblings so we have a rather large extended family.

Some of them had never met my sweetie. So when my first cousin and his wife walk up and introduce themselves with first and last names, Rocky gets this weird look on his face. He kept saying their names over and over. Before we became an item, he played, A LOT! He looks at me and says something like, your cousin is a swinger, both of 'em he says. He's never met them but recognized the names. Hmmm.

Most of my cousins are my age, some a little younger and they have school age . They've all met Rocky. 2 of the girls run up to Rocky and start hitting him, hard! He's protesting, asking what he did. They tell him that it's not what he did, but what he didn't do. He didn't do what they told him to last fall.

I ask what he was supposed to do. "HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE TO YOU!" I laughed. He laughed. And we let it fall by the way side.

It's much more fun to live in sin.

haversack_smith 47M
6189 posts
10/28/2009 2:18 am

 It's a small world, and I think we all secretly believe that our family are all virgins, and that sex is a secret we ourselves have discovered. But of course it's not true... our parents had sex, our grandparents had sex, our great-grandparents and aunts and uncles and coisons and (if of sufficient age) nieces and nephews... and it won't all have been missionary-position lights-out once-a-week-on-a-wednesday-night sex either.


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