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Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos
Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos So like most red-blooded males, Hubby thinks it's sexy when women wear heels during sex. He's always asking and always saying no. It's not that I don't want to make him happy. I just don't want to him. You see, clumsy. I have been all my life. And not your average kind of clumsy either. I can trip over my own feet while standing still. So stilettos in bed would mean, the very least, putting someone's eye . He says that just being silly and that would never happen. Well, a couple of weeks ago, Hubby and I were fooling around and I go to move my leg to the other side. The heel of my foot catches him right in the eye. He grabs his head and starts complaining of a headache and having a black eye. First thing of my mouth...."Aren't you glad I wasn't wearing stilettos!!" |
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RBI = Random Bed Injury! Welcome to the blogs. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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That's some rough sex there..LOL!! Glad He is OK! Welcome to Blogland!
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Stilettos' - dangerous shoes in bed. We decided to kick them off when it came to bedtime regardless how they look. Myself and other men got stabbed as she thrashed about, and stiletto's have very sharp heels.
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4/12/2021 4:32 am |
Yes hubby was lucky. I told my wife years ago to be careful waring leggings out in public. Not that I minded other men looking at her camel to but her wet spot.
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