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Mind If I Smoke? "I don't mind if you smoke, if you don't mind if I shit in your shoe." Saw that on a keychain once. Something nice for non-smokers to carry around, I guess. I was reading my man kpb's post yesterday about his experience when he lit up outside a store and some young smartass told him smoking's bad for his health. Now I don't blame kpb for getting pissed off at that bozo! He was mindin his own business in the first place. I mean, what gives non-smokers the idea that they have the right to freely tell smokers what they think? Or better still, what they think smokers should and shouldn't do? Now I'm not talkin bout some youngsta lighting up when he barely has pubic hair! I'm talking bout mature adults who are old enough to be responsible for the choices they make. For cryin out loud, has anyone ever approached you in a bar to tell you that alcohol's bad for your health? That 2 whiskies a day will take it's toll on your liver? And what about mountain climbing? Ain't that a danger to your health too? Have you ever heard anyone saying Bungee jumping's not good for your health? How many deaths or injuries from Bungee jumpin have we come across? And what about the dangers of car exhaust fumes? Why don't you preach that to your mechanic? One morning, I was having breakfast at some place on the way to work. As usual, I was conscious enough to sit myself in the smoking section which was outside. There was this doctor seated at the next table. I knew who he was cause I brought my wife to his clinic some years ago. There I was, enjoying my smoke with my first coffee of the day (mind you, I'm grouchy if I don't have my regular morning coffee and smokes!). This nut head was staring at me. He kept looking at my cigarette, eat a little or sip his coffee, then stare at me again. Finally, I turned to him and say, "What can I do for you?" He replied: "You should have courtesy to not smoke where people are eating." Man, that made my hair stand straight up! I was furiously trembling but I managed to keep my cool. I said to him, "This IS a smoking section, and all the tables here have ashtrays." "Now, I don't see what's so wrong with that, Doc." "If you don't like cigarettes you should have THE COURTESY of getting a table inside, and not out here!" He was shocked that I knew who he was! I continued, "I'm a conscious and responsible smoker," "I don't smoke where there's a no-smoking sign." "I made it a point to be considerate enough to all the customers here by choosing a table outside in the smoking section." "You have some shit nerve sitting here and making comments about what I'm doing." "I suggest you take a long hard look at yourself cause you got shit manners for a doctor!" "I wanna have my coffee and cigi in peace, so I suggest you better PISS OFF!" He took his newspaper, paid for his breakfast and left. The nerve of this guy! Man! It's a complete insult. I make sure that wherever I go, be it in a bus, on a train, in the hotel lobby or any restaurant, I do not smoke where I'm not supposed to. Especially if there are babies, , or pregnant women around. I believe as much as I have the right to smoke, non-smokers also have a right to their fresh and smoke-free air! I respect that, and no way am I gonna make another person inhale my secondary smoke. It's the same with drinking. If you choose to drink, then you understand there are health issues that come with it. And being a responsible drinker, you make sure you control the amount you drink, you make sure you behave in public, you do not force non-drinkers to drink, and you do not drive when you drink. Simple as that! I'm proud to be a responsible smoker and a responsible drinker. And if any of you are gonna sit next to me in a smoking section and preach to me, you better FUCK OFF before I take a cigarette, light it, and stick it up your fucking ass! |
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12/4/2006 11:49 pm |
That's my man, I totally agree with you, I hate people telling me what to do too. We shared same philosophy I don't smoke inside my house and cars either out of respect for my wife and kid who are asthmatics. Outside in democratic atmosphere no one should tell us what to do with our cigars other than shoving up his/her ass.
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That's my man, I totally agree with you, I hate people telling me what to do too. We shared same philosophy I don't smoke inside my house and cars either out of respect for my wife and kid who are asthmatics. Outside in democratic atmosphere no one should tell us what to do with our cigars other than shoving up his/her ass. Your comments makes me feel good. Least I know someone's on the same wavelength. I admire the fact that you don't do it in the house for the sake of wife & kid. That's the way man, that's the way! Now, shoving cigars up their asses, that's sounds better than cigarettes. Bring em' on, man! Bring em on!
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12/5/2006 1:50 am |
LOL.... i belive in a live and let live policy..i personally don't smoke..but i do not stop someone else from smoking...anyway...the thought of shoving a cigar or cigarrette up an orifice reminds me of a the Clinton Lewinsky Affair.... If i am not mistaken..i think he stuck a big havana up her pussy..and smoked it...well after he took it out of the pussy..lol... I once put the tip of my lovers cigar against my pussy lips and then ley him smoke it...he did tell me it enhanced the taste of the ciggee...he he he Lol Ok thats my 2 cents worth today
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Luvwet, Swallow and I went to this Affairlook meet and greet. Everytime we would go outside to smoke [you're not allowed to smoke in any building in Manisnowba anymore], there was this one asshole who would come out and bitch about us smoking. We were standing OUTSIDE with no tables, chairs, we weren't even allowed to take our drinks out. It was snowing and cold, but if we wanted to smoke, that's where we had to be. Anyways, this guy followed us out to bitch one time to many. Swallow got just a tad pissed off at him, and asked him straight out "why the hell he had to come out here to breath our smoke enriched air if he didn't smoke? What right did he have to even talk to us about smoking? Who did he think he was, to tell us we were killing ourselves?" That's when Swallow said "You do realise that you're taking your own life in your hands by coming out here and bitching while we're smoking don't you?" The guy really freaked out on that one, he ran back inside and didn't bother any of us for the rest of the night!  So saying, I truly do sympathise with you about this doc. He certainly had no right to bitch while sitting in the smoking section! Thanks for visiting my blog, Cheers, Skye   Blessed Be
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LOL.... i belive in a live and let live policy..i personally don't smoke..but i do not stop someone else from smoking...anyway...the thought of shoving a cigar or cigarrette up an orifice reminds me of a the Clinton Lewinsky Affair.... If i am not mistaken..i think he stuck a big havana up her pussy..and smoked it...well after he took it out of the pussy..lol... I once put the tip of my lovers cigar against my pussy lips and then ley him smoke it...he did tell me it enhanced the taste of the ciggee...he he he Lol Ok thats my 2 cents worth today You know, I'm not surprised if that's what Clinton really did. The whole world knows he's definitely qualified in that area! Your lover's cigar, yeah I bet it tasted good! LOL! It's good to have you around the blogs. Come back soon, okay?
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Luvwet, Swallow and I went to this Affairlook meet and greet. Everytime we would go outside to smoke [you're not allowed to smoke in any building in Manisnowba anymore], there was this one asshole who would come out and bitch about us smoking. We were standing OUTSIDE with no tables, chairs, we weren't even allowed to take our drinks out. It was snowing and cold, but if we wanted to smoke, that's where we had to be. Anyways, this guy followed us out to bitch one time to many. Swallow got just a tad pissed off at him, and asked him straight out "why the hell he had to come out here to breath our smoke enriched air if he didn't smoke? What right did he have to even talk to us about smoking? Who did he think he was, to tell us we were killing ourselves?" That's when Swallow said "You do realise that you're taking your own life in your hands by coming out here and bitching while we're smoking don't you?" The guy really freaked out on that one, he ran back inside and didn't bother any of us for the rest of the night! So saying, I truly do sympathise with you about this doc. He certainly had no right to bitch while sitting in the smoking section! Thanks for visiting my blog, Cheers, Skye Thanks for coming by, it's good to see you here. How's gramps doing?
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12/6/2006 12:19 am |
When it comes to anti-smokers (as opposed to non-smokers), I don't even bother with logic anymore. Instead, I cough, tell them that I'm dying from emphysema, and I'd like to enjoy the last few months that I have. After a pause, I tell them that my life span is so short that quitting won't make any difference in my case. Invariably, they blush, cast their eyes downward, and apologize profusely! AtomicKisss
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When it comes to anti-smokers (as opposed to non-smokers), I don't even bother with logic anymore. Instead, I cough, tell them that I'm dying from emphysema, and I'd like to enjoy the last few months that I have. After a pause, I tell them that my life span is so short that quitting won't make any difference in my case. Invariably, they blush, cast their eyes downward, and apologize profusely! AtomicKisss
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Gramps is not doing too terribly good Luvwet. He seems to be going downhill, I'm not too sure, but I don't expect him to make it to x-mas. Thanks for asking, Skye Blessed Be
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Gramps is not doing too terribly good Luvwet. He seems to be going downhill, I'm not too sure, but I don't expect him to make it to x-mas. Thanks for asking, Skye
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Thanks for stopping by, Doc. Understand what you mean, the old Bangkok airport reminds me of being herded into a tiny pen. They used to have these little smoking rooms jammed with all these smokers huffing and puffing away. Most try to get two to three sticks worth to last them during the flight. All that smoke in that tiny room is enough to kill the heaviest smokers! I'm going outside now for a cigi. Wanna join me?
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Hey Katie! You're not barging in - don't you know you're always welcome!? I'm glad you left a comment - it's good to see you around here!
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Actually, it's the opposite, but thanks for the cheer anyway!
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Yeah, I know where you comin from! It's usually the ignorant idiots who make a big fool of themselves! Cheers!
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