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Blogs > Luvwetcunt1000 > SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY?

Don't Lie To Your Mother  

Luvwetcunt1000 56M
274 posts
11/1/2007 9:10 pm

Last Read:
12/19/2012 11:46 pm
Don't Lie To Your Mother

Mom comes to visit her Kumar for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Later in the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar.

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear :
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow ...
Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie To Your Mother!!!

Luvwetcunt1000 56M
1258 posts
11/5/2007 12:51 am
    Quoting  :
I think room-mate is one that shares your room, and flat-mate is one who shares your apartment but has his/her own bedroom. Now that you asked the question I noticed that the joke had an error. It should have been flat-mate, I guess!


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