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Little Riddle  

normalisokaytoo 54M
70 posts
12/25/2021 1:33 am
Little Riddle

Ya know what's absolutely insane but makes perfect sense?

Time Zones.

Years back, I had a woman 4 hours off from my time. That's one-sixth o f a whole day.

Tricky... but doable.

THEN, a woman across the pond -- twelve hours, a t least. I never looked i t u p.
Luckily, I worked a 3rd-shift. It kinda fit. We made i t happen.

NOW. NOW. NOW, I live i n a state where you can cross the street and you are either a n hour ahead, o r a n hour behind.

Take a minute o n either side o f that street and take a thought. That's pretty fucked up.

However, New Year's Eve could b e a REALLLLLLLLLLY long night

When I lived i n Oak Park, Illinois, a dry town. N o alcohol.
But I lived right o n the street that borders Chicago.
Walk out my front door, cross the street... nothing but liquor stores.

funny a t the time. Today i t makes n o sense.
Kinda like all those states that are missing out o n the taxes they could raise i f they would legalize mary-jane.

Here's the riddle... Father Time and Mother Nature got wiskedly ( not a typo ) crazy i n the bedroom. She gave birth t o a .

Who i s he?
" Her smile had in it something of the intoxication of parched earth after a sudden and furious downpour " -- Henry Miller The Colossus of Maroussi. I sure wish I could write like that!
normalisokaytoo 54M
68 posts
12/25/2021 1:55 am

 We got this ----->
" Her smile had in it something of the intoxication of parched earth after a sudden and furious downpour " -- Henry Miller The Colossus of Maroussi. I sure wish I could write like that!


normalisokaytoo 54M
68 posts
12/25/2021 1:58 am

 ... and this --->
" Her smile had in it something of the intoxication of parched earth after a sudden and furious downpour " -- Henry Miller The Colossus of Maroussi. I sure wish I could write like that!


normalisokaytoo 54M
68 posts
12/25/2021 1:59 am

 Could you imagine?

Being such an old mofo getting it on with HER?
" Her smile had in it something of the intoxication of parched earth after a sudden and furious downpour " -- Henry Miller The Colossus of Maroussi. I sure wish I could write like that!


countryqueen1 74F

12/25/2021 5:38 am

 Hey he's been around forever. Somethings keeping him going, just saying


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