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I Don't Think Sarcasm is Appreciated Anymore  

normalisokaytoo 54M
70 posts
4/25/2020 6:07 pm
I Don't Think Sarcasm is Appreciated Anymore


Okay.

I get it.

People are dying.

But people die every day! Hell, I've been legally dead 3 times. God said He wasn't ready for me, yet.

My girlfriend is angry with me. It's the first time this has ever happened. She's mad.

She's also thousands of miles away from me and we just had the hottest email sex I have ever had.

She doesn't love me. That word is not in her vocabulary. She has the tiniest vagina I have ever seen.

I'm not super large. Not small. But not like some of the stuff I've seen here.

A petite, tight pussy is absolutely amazing. A huge compliment TO my average size. Is she so tight or just quite filled? Who cares............

The last time I was on Affairlook, I met three ( 3 ) women that would meet with me. One was a complete waste of time. One was the perfect "allower" I've met and the third almost became my wife.

This was years ago.

For now -- I'm gonna try keep my lady angry. She's so sexy when she's mad.

This is the third ( 3rd ) time I have edited this post because when it renders... the words are not mine.

HEY Affairlook... IF YOU NEED A COMPETENT CODER, HE'S RIGHT FUCKING HERE!

" Her smile had in it something of the intoxication of parched earth after a sudden and furious downpour " -- Henry Miller The Colossus of Maroussi. I sure wish I could write like that!


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