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The Ribald Bard  

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10/8/2019 11:15 am
The Ribald Bard
As a student I found Shakespeare tedious, and was otherwise obsessed with pussy and ass. Nowadays I delight in these lewd and<b> salacious </font></b>gems which were glossed over by teachers of English literature:

' with my tongue in your tail ? '
-- The Taming of the Shrew

' Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth, '
-- Romeo and Juliet

' That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. '
-- The Two Gentlemen of Verona

' O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were
An open arse, and thou a popperin pear.'
-- Romeo and Juliet

'Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. '
-- Venus and Adonis

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