Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > Apollorising58 > going LOCAL

Tickle Your Funny Bone Thursday!  

Apollorising58 63M
0 posts
2/7/2019 8:43 am
Tickle Your Funny Bone Thursday!




Tickle Your Funny Bone Thursday!

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is<b> biting </font></b>her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”


Which half of you gets more sex?

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the ”


A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”


Tickle Your Funny Bone Thursday!

Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
2/8/2019 3:24 pm

 Very Funny my friend.
Visit my Blog


Apollorising58 63M

2/7/2019 8:05 pm

 Great look!
Become an Apollorising58 watcher!


Apollorising58 63M

2/7/2019 8:04 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks for visiting!
Become an Apollorising58 watcher!


Apollorising58 63M

2/7/2019 8:04 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Thursday my friend great funnies for today.. I hope your day is a good one..
Thanks sexy and I love humor!{=}
Become an Apollorising58 watcher!


BakerChicky 26F

2/7/2019 10:02 am

 Ha! That's great!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/7/2019 9:33 am

 Happy Thursday my friend great funnies for today.. I hope your day is a good one..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Apollorising58 63M

2/7/2019 8:59 am

 Humor is all around us you just have to look!
Become an Apollorising58 watcher!


Apollorising58 63M

2/7/2019 8:58 am

 What is so funny anyway this Thursday?
Become an Apollorising58 watcher!


Become a member to create a blog