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The Sex Boiler Room...  

sexscenez 36M
3 posts
3/8/2019 12:36 am
The Sex Boiler Room...


Okay, here's the deal, I'm not here to waste your time. Okay, I certainly hope you're not here to waste mine, so I'm gonna keep this short. You become a member of this scene, you will fulfil all your wildest fantasies within three years. OK? I'm gonna repeat that - you will fulfil all your wildest fantasies within three years of your first day of membership of the swingers scene. There is no question as to whether or not you will fulfil all your fantasies playing here, the only question is how many times over. Do you think I'm joking? I am not joking. I am a Sex God. It's a weird thing to hear, right? I'll tell ya, it's a weird thing to say. I am a f--king sex god. And guess how old I am? Thirty... You know what that makes me here? A f--king<b> senior </font></b>citizen. This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine. Lucky for me, I happen to be very f--king good at my job or I'd be out of one.

You guys are the new blood. You're gonna go home with the dime pieces. You are the future Big-Swinging-Dicks of this scene. Now you all look pussy hungry and that's good. Anybody tells you pussy is overrated doesn't f--kin' have any! They say 'Pussy isnt the only source of happiness'... Look at the f--kin' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. You want details?! Fine. Ive fucked some of the most incredible superheroes of the scene, 355 and counting... I have a ridiculous number of women chasing me. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, , I am free.

So, now you know what's possible, let me tell you what's required. You are required to work your f--king ass off in this scene. We want winners here, not pikers. A piker expects too much. A piker only cares about his own selfish satisfaction. Personal Satisfaction?!? People cum into this scene for one reason, to become sex gods, that's it. We're not here just to get our dicks wet, we're not running sprint sessions here, guys. You want personal satisfaction, go teach third grade public school.

Okay, first three months on the scene are as a newbie. Look to make a meet a week. After you're done training, you take the series seven, you pass that, you become a junior swinger and you're opening meets for your play dates. You open forty meets, you start workin' for yourself, the sky's the limit. A word or two about being a newbie. Friends, parents, the other swingers, whoever, they're gonna give you shit about it. It's true, a meet a week, is not a lot of play. Pay them no mind. You need to learn this business and this is the time to do it. Once you pass the test, none of that's gonna matter. Your friends are shit. You tell 'em you fucked 25 pornstars last month, they're not gonna f--kin' believe you. F--k them! F--k 'em! Parents don't like the life you lead? F--k you mom and dad! See how it feels when you're f--kin' their friends daughters...

Now go home and think about it. Think about whether or not this is really for you. If you decide it isn't, listen, it's nothin' to be embarrassed about. It's not for everyone, thanks. But if you really want this, you call me on Monday and we'll talk. Just don't waste my f--kin' time. Okay, that's it..

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