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Are you awake? That has got to be the MOST annoying question known to man or woman kind. IF you need to know if I am awake, there are 50 milion other ways to tell besides WAKING ME UP with the world's most IRRITATING question. A close second would be... ...if you have to ask I'm assuming they aren't, so what is the point of THAT question???)... The only thing worse than either of those questions alone is when they are asked in succession... HER: "Are you awake?" ME:{mumble, mumble, groan, groan}..."I am now" HER: "Is everything ok between us? ME: {are you frickin kidding me? I got woke up with a stupid question, and now I am supposed to answer another stupid question? WTF??? I would rather stick a pen in my eye than answer this right now, I hope you know.....ggggrrrrrr, mumble, mumble, groan, groan} "Yes, everything is great Sweetie...I love you more than anything in this world" HER: "Aaaaawwww, I love you too Sweetie...I'm going to sleep now...G'nite" ME: {isn't THAT wonderful, I WAS sleeping, now I am frickin WIDE awake...for WHAT????...  }"G'nite Sweetie...sweet dreams" ...the things we do for love...  What is the world's most irritating question to you? (besides "what is the world's most irritating question?") Have a great day friends...stay warm, play safe and for the love of everything good in this world...go out and hug a homeless person today, or something like that...  .!!lustytaurus. LUSTYTAURUS FYI...it is so cold here today...I don't even have an analogy to tell you how cold it is here today....bbbbrrrrrrrrrrr! |
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12/13/2009 1:56 pm |
LOL....very good read. Smile when you think of me, and think of me when you smile
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the most annoying question to me is, "what do you want to eat?" 'Cause it don't matter what I say  they always say, "how about here."  grrrrrrrrr I won'der why they just didn't suggest it in the first damn place, instead of asking &-(Won  .
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Just stopping by to catch up on your blog and leave wishes for a joyful and happy holiday season and an awesome new year! Sending love always..xo A. Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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What's for dinner? Just tell me...I'll make.
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Sorry still laughing my ass off at this.... I have to agree on the sleepy time questions being the most annoying question. Followed closely my the "Are we there yet?" and the open ended relationship "Are we ok?". My loving hubby has wisely chosen not to ask me ANYTHING when I am sleepy, grumbling or grouchy. That leads to deliberate brutal honest, which is not a good thing in the morning!...lmao. Alas, I will confess that I have been the victim and the prepetrator of all of these annoying things and make a holiday vow to reduce the amount of times I utter those annoying phrases. Kisses, LeeAnn Kisses, LA   
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LT, I hope things are looking up for you. To answer your question, there is no "most annoying" question for me. In terms of what you talked about, in a relationship if a woman wanted to talk to me about "where we stand", I doubt she'd do it while we're sleeping in bed. I'm open enough that those type of discussions could take place anytime. That's all hypothetical, however, since I've never lived with a woman. Take care. DIV "My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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12/14/2009 11:04 am |
"Are we there yet?" gee ... have I stopped the vehicle and told you to get out? No? then we are not there yet!!!! "Can I ask you something?" you just did, moron! sheeeeesh... Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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first you are a sweetie to answer like you did...and I don't have anyone to wake me and ask me dumb questions...and that's a good thing...lol...
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12/16/2009 9:59 pm |
You nailed the first two very well...another is when you cant complete a huge meal... " Dont you like my cooking anymore?" Recent post: [post 2369941]
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How about, "Are you going to eat that?" Duh! If it's on my friggin plate... 
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What are you thinking? That one is really annoying, but I'm such a good liar.   John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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Q) What are your pet peeves? A) People asking me this question. Q) Why? A) DOHHHH! Makes me want to grab them by the neck with one hand, and bop them on top of the head with the other.
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Ginger ~ "pass me the scissors please?" Hubby ~ "WHAT SCISSORS?" Ginger ~ "the scissors I'm going to gouge your eyes out with!" EVERY FREAKIN TIME!!  Ginger．﹒‧° ﹒°．﹒‧° ‧°☆∴°﹒°．﹒‧°☆°．﹒°．﹒‧° ﹒﹒‧﹒°
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