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Time Stood Still...
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Time Stood Still... I bought a Big Red Car not long ago...a 1977 Chevy Impala. I'm telling ya, this thing is mint with only 56,325 original miles!! ...and the back seat is big enough I could do saddletrampsask and  at the same time, no problem!! When I first got in and fired her up for a test drive, it was like I was 16 again. The long nose, the cloth bench seats, the AM radio with the cyclops speaker system (one speaker in the middle on top of the dash), the low rumble of the 350 V8 motor...it was like time stood still. Then I realized it was just because the clock on the dash didn't work...  I had a really cool ride (the heater didn't work) until it died and forced me to quickly mourn and move on. I'll miss my early 90's model green mini-van...  The Big Red Car doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold the cup of coffee while I drive and talk on my cell phone. I'm practicing evil dirty looks to throw at people who piss me off on the road...as giving them the finger now will likely be a significant hazard. It's been interesting getting used to the combination of 20 year old radial tires, rear wheel drive, 3500 lbs of car and our Canadian winters again...especially with the advent of drive through coffee and cell phones to keep my hands occupied. Do you like the Big Red Car? Would you let me do you in it?...  What's your favorite car story? Have a great day friends...and keep an eye out for the Big Red Car...mostly because it is just safer for you that way...  lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS FYI...in unrelated news, I learned why the Amish wear condoms on their ears. It's to prevent the spread of hearing aids.  |
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Do you like the Big Red Car? It's a cool BLAST FROM THE PAST, LT!! Would you let me do you in it?... Drive to the nearest bar so we could get drunk and REALLY test drive it  What's your favorite car story? I have vague memories of a redhead and the backseat of a powder-blue Beetle back in college - I don't think it worked out as planned..... 
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That looks awful close to my ex's car...and no ..no romps in the back ...I proposed it but got one of them "are you crazy" looks ..so it never happened...lmao
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thats an awesome car....my uncle had one very similar in the early 80's. My own first car was a 79 Ford Fairmont.. hehehe....looked like a piece of shit but man did that car run...had it for a long long time... She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)
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12/19/2007 8:23 am |
Fucking eh Lusty Let's get rawhide582to whip donuts out on the slew behind my place while we play hide the weenie in the backseat..  The centrifical force of the car spinning will make for some deep penetration Im sure..
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I would do it in the back ...but how can I hold the Timmies and do it at the same time ??!!?? Donna Someday is today.
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Do you like the Big Red Car? yessssssssssss Would you let me do you in it?... yes sir .. What's your favorite car story? parking on the side of the road by a conservation area...1972 chevy malibu ss black....having the flashlight shone in the front window and being told to move on i am not telling it all at this time   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Fucking eh LustyLet's get rawhide582to whip donuts out on the slew behind my place while we play hide the weenie in the backseat.. The centrifical force of the car spinning will make for some deep penetration Im sure..
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12/19/2007 7:18 pm |
A Totally Awesome Car! Of course, if you so desire, definitely can do me in the backseat.......THAT would be an adventure.     [post 1194095]
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LT I hope you can afford the gas for that ... it does remind me of a 66 Gold Chevelle that I use to ride on the console of.... dang those old cars had lots of room...... in the front and back seats. Have a Blessed Christmas LT. tender hugs...m.
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Love your new/old car....and your joke...you're so silly...Happy Holidays... Moonfire
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How the fuck did I becum a chauffeur and when do I get my turn.    >>! Not much for cars,my first was a 66 Pontiac Larentian(don't build them like that anymore),but think I'll stick to my 4x4 3/4ton truck,thankyou very much . Can you imagine you,me,canyaz and saddle all in the front of an extended cab truck????   happym; Later Lusty   
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12/20/2007 12:17 pm |
I'd let ya do me in it and then splayed out on the hood. Enjoy. I likes my cars how I likes me wimmins, topless. Badda bing! Ewwww why couldn't I just type that I like convertibles?
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lol great read- i love old school auto's!
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12/20/2007 10:02 pm |
First - NO, you are NOT doing me in it. But I might want to borrow it to do a couple others in it! My buddy had a 71 Monte Carlo - Man, you coulda had an orgiy on the hood of that monster. And I loved driving it. Another buddy's dad had a 78 Ford Police Interecpetor w/ 460 - WOW, that was a BLAST!
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Ah, the days of muscle cars! A time well passed now. While I didn't have what was generally considered a muscle car, I had a Dodge at one time. It didn't have the biggest engine but it did have "four on the floor". Well, after a couple of months, the oil light came on and stayed on. Took it too the dealer and they told me it was just a short in the light and to forget it. So I did. For about a day! The engine froze up on me and I wasn't going anywhere! Got it towed into the dealer and he said that it was something to do with the oil system. DUH! Here's your sign! But, the warranty covered it and they had to rebuild the engine. It took getting a lot of parts and they gave it to the old mechanic back in the corner. He told me what it needed and that he'd take care of it. Well, he had that car for about 3 weeks before he called me that it was ready. And when I went to pick it up, he told me what he had to do to it. Seemed that when the oil system went out, the pistons swelled, as hot things do, and they'd scored the cylinder walls. He had to manually overbore that block and it was now about the size of their hottest engine at that time! WHOOEE!! Did that car ever come off the line! Blew away many a muscle car with its overbored block! I loved that car! Ran it for 10 years after that and never had to put a wrench on the heads again! That car finally died after I sold it to a guy who bought old cars and ran them in demolishion derbies. Remember the kind? Cars on a figure 8 track? Last man standing wins? That's how it died. It wasn't the last man standing...
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Nice car--I love old Chevys, especially the Chevelles. Happy Holidays! John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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Oh Lusty I would do you and whomever else you have hiding back there! What a fun car! Thank you....
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12/22/2007 11:15 pm |
So when you coming by to take me for a spin?!? And we can share a home brew while you are here!
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12/23/2007 8:25 am |
Nice car!
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